MARVEL's Rock Theme Variants for September

This is embarrassingly gimmicky.
What's next? Pop? Country? Dubstep? Trap? EDM? Ska?
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Atleast post the previews

I think all of them are pretty good, but I'd like it better if the Asgard Calling one were with Odinson

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>Atleast post the previews
Fuck that. I'm not shilling for them.

>rock
>a grunge album
what did they mean by this?

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>No metallica variant
fucking dropped

grunge is a type of rock

This would kick ass if it were the real Thor.

>Real Thor swinging Jarnbjorn

Come on Marvel

Post an album and what title you want it to be
>U.S.Avengers

>Rock

But it's dead. Who are they trying to sell this to?

No naked, no buy

Jimmy is going to look more like his dad? Well that's lame.

>Thor

>Rock
>dead

Thanks to your picture for ants I thought this was a gore image of a guy with his ass cheek cut off.

Umm ... you do know that she is the real Thor right???

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It is, m8. There's hasn't been a prominent band in years

>not amon amarth cover

Whats the fucking point?

Whichever book Pymtron is in at the moment.

>Hey, Marvel is doing rock variants, what should we do for the Guardians, the IP most closely associated with classic rock?
>fucking Nirvana

Disgusting. At least their hip-hop variant was Pharcyde.

Captain Marvel (xmen 269)

>james gunn explicitly pointed out ELO as the GOTG's "theme band", to the point of using their songs in the movie twice and sampling them for Guardians Inferno
>ELO did an entire album about a human being transplanted into the future, with various sci-fi references scattered throughout
>the literal chimpanzees over at Marvel comics don't pick up on this

Nice one

Rock, not death metal

I think this would be better for GotG or the Rocket comic

I want a Venom one of this with all the different hosts

Who'd you want for this?

Eh. The hiphop variants were better

Hulk

king gizzard

Fine

Metallica covers are ugly outside St anger, load and RELOAD. And you can't do anything with St anger or put a cover with Semen and blood.

>The Mars Volta
>Coheed and Cambria
>The White Stripes
>Thrice
>Green Day
>Foo Fighters
>Radiohead
>Muse
>The Dead Weather
>Queens of the Stone Age
>The Dear Hunter
>Arctic Monkeys
>Imagine Dragons

You're talking out of your ass.

>inb4 "only my super purist definition of rock is REAL rock!"

>inb4 "if you aren't in the top 40 you might as well not exist"

Yeah, I was talking out of my ass. Thanks for proving me wrong

>Nirvana

Absolutely disgusting

>Arctic Monkeys
they were good before AM
>Imagine Dragons
I wouldn't consider them Rock, but then again, I don't know how to classify them besides "hipster"
>Thrice
Thrice is dead

>Marvel's never gonna do a full Punk cover month

>Thrice is dead
They released an album this year, what the shit are you talking about?

That's a mighty fine idea user

>parodying Nevermind without showing a penis

Waste

Your taste is such shit

Iron heart's book

>Marvel's never gonna do a full Punk cover month
I'd pay so much fucking money for that

YAASSSS QUEEN

Ween is rock? Ween sucks.

If only we could be so lucky.

>X-Men

DC should join in...if only to make this one cover

Half of those bands are from the 90s user.

Youre thinking of primus. Primus sucks.

this is the only Ween song I've ever heard

youtube.com/watch?v=6PAzqBUNlCs

I wouldn't call it rock, I don't know what I'd call it. I heard it and thought "boy Ween sucks" and never heard another song they did.

And all of them still do music today (except The White Stripes, in which case I'd / that "Jack White's solo career")

That's not a good Ween song but Ween DOES suck. So does Primus though

At this point I blame the retards who keep buying them, most likely to keep and then sell the collection.
If you like the art just find the highest res pic and print them you dolts.

I'm not a Primus fan either, but I'd take them over Ween.

Marvel could just line up all the X-men and do this just to fuck with us

Inhumans, have blackbolt coming out of the mouth
oh yeah, I didn't expect you to be braindead. Though I like The Moldy Peaches
blame me...I will probably buy a few of these, sorry

forgot pic. Love this album too

That's awesome, I liked the hip hop covers.

I'm not going to buy any but they're nice to look at.

Variant covers are a cool idea that simply can't exist in a world full of speculators looking for the next thing they can flip for an extra nickel.

Moon Girl

I thought you were referring to that Ween cover and you were the user that does the sexy Moon Girl edits.

Reminder that if you're older than 16 and still listen to metal, especially if it's faggoty D&D metal, you should probably hang yourself.

>he doesnt listen to the reincarnation of GG Allen

What if I listen to post hardcore?

Can you seriously read Thor without listening to Amon Amarth?

go back to Selena Gomez and Arcade Fire, basic bitch

Hercules.

Lex Luthor

Not strictly an album cover, but this with Ed, Edd and Eddy.

>not the original Virgin Killer cover.
You had one job.

Bat-Mite

Captain America

Superman

Gwenpool

But does it really matter?

t. insecure teenager

While not a 'Rock' album per se, it fits for Old Man Logan

Jimmy's gonna bang Jean.
You just know.....

America Chavez

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