Bojack Horseman thread

>Men want a mommy they can slide their dicks in
>Women want a son they can have sex with
Which statement is true?

Get the fuck out of my house

I just want a soft big tiddy milf to nurse me while jerking me off

>me and my gfs relationship works exactly like this

Not really sure why or how. Maybe bojacks just right.

Ok so I'm going to assume what they meant by this was that men want a woman who'd take care of them and never abandon them and women want want a man who'd always love them and never want to leave them. Both statements are true for the most part but I know some men want a woman to take care of.

>boys want a daddy they can have sex with

Both are true

I'd say women want a daddy than a son.

MAMAAAAAAA

Both are true, at least they are to me

JUST KILLED A MAN

OOOOooooooooOOOOHHHHH

Girls want a daddy. Women want a son.

Explain. Now.

I DONT WANNA DIE

My sides have went into orbit

SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL

Gotten a few of my friends to watch the show with me. One of my favorite shows along with The Amazing World of Gumball lmao

I see a little silhouetto of a man

SCARAMOUCHE, SCARAMOUCHE, WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO

THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING
VERY VERY FRIGHTENING

GALILEO
GALILEO
GALILEO
GALILEO FIGARRO

( g a l i l e o )

G A L I L E O

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MAGNIFICOOOOOO

He's just a poor boy from a poor family
spare him his life from this monstrosity

>The Amazing World of Gumball
Literally a "women want a son, men want a mom" show

DONT STOP ME NOW!

BIIIIIIIIIIIYCLE
BIIIIIIIIIIIYCLE
BIIIIIIIIIIIYCLE
BIIIIIIIIIIIYCLE

>S1 Gumball
Nice.

I just started watching this show but what episode does she say that line?

Also I had no idea that was Amy Sedaris. I recognized her voice immediately I just wasn't expecting it.

My relationship with my gf is almost exactly like the Mr. Peanutbutter and Diane desu
We once had an argument that so closely resembled one in the show that it was disturbing

>Men want a mommy they can slide their dicks in
Yesssssss

Last episode of season 3 I think.

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>Men want a mommy they can slide their dicks in
>Women want a bank account they can have sex with
ftfy

...

Why this board likes incest so much?

Those are the same thing.

>Woman wants a son, therefore she is a mommy
>Man wants a mommy, therefore he is a son

only the good shit, user

none of that weird shit

What is the weird shit?

the other kind of pinecest

In my relationship it's the other way around.

I want a daughter I can slide my dick in.
My girlfriend wants a daddy she can have sex with.

It works for us.

Good for you

shit....

is this my breakthrough?

this is fucking kinger, even if you have to pay for it

Kek

Fuck herb.

He was a massive arsehole.

G O O D F U C K I N G R I D D A N C E

Around queers, maintain fear.

I just want to be healed of all my impurities (but not to the point where I'm disfigured or experience pain)
Have regeneration and healing factor like Deadpools (minus the deformity)
Have the ability to jump into fictional universes at will (including exact locations) with the ability to see which dimensions I'm jumping into and the situation
have adaptable regeneration of my choosing
and be able to speak and understand all forms of communication at will

I just want a strong smexy feminine muscle woman who will let me massage her slender thighs and work out with me and help me to be more outgoing.

Nice. Girls with a Daddy Kink are top tier.

Bojack was the asshole. Herb was completely right to not forgive him and the show was right to not let Bojack receive that closure because that's not how it works in real life

Me and my gf look kind of alike, same type and color of hair, same tone of skin, so we roleplay as brother and sister a lot. Especially in public

needless to say, it is extremely arousing, extra points because she has trope-y hentai fantasies because that's what she masturbated to since she was 11

They're not, though.

Girls who treat men as "daddies" are bound to take advantage of you every chance they got, and won't let you get away easily.

What the fuck happened

My man

Women want a daddy they can boss around and sometimes fuck if they feel like it.

>He takes care of me and protects me and buys me things just like a father, but I'm the one ultimately in charge and can still tell him to do anything I want.

My nigga, better a ring on it.

Samefag

I want a friend who likes the same things as I do that I can have sex with

>smexy

Get that 2008 chatroom shit outta here boy

Hey, Mabel x Dipper is a wonderful abomination.

Can you for one second just stop and think how good of a kisser PB must be? Even furries usually humanize the face to an extent, but Mr. Peanut Butter is just all dog from the neck up, imagine what he could do with his tongue.

caroline took the knot right

Google's indexing Sup Forums threads, yes.

>Implying it wouldn't be hot if your girl said something like "mommy loves it when you fuck her like that" during sex

we are much different men sir.