>his son is bisexual
>his daughter is a edgy hipster and fucking another hipster
>his wife likes drugs
>his alien is gay
>his fish is a nazi
>he lost his dog
>he lost his second dog
>he lost his fake dad
>his real father is a criminal
>his mom is single
>he committed some incest
>he's blad
>he's with cia
being Stan is suffering
>Steve is bisexual
>Stan committed incest
>Stan is bald
Source?
>Stan is bald
I remember this one. Full episode on it. Tried to hide it his whole life but his whole family knew the whole time.
Seconded
WTF?
Was the incest when he tried to stop Haley dating his lookalike bodyguard? I'm pretty sure it specifically denied anything happened.
You forgot
>Half brother is a multi-billionaire while he gets nothing.
The incest stuff is the crap he does with his mom, even Roger was grossed out by it.
>straight up starts weeping when Hailey says sexual thing
You see that coulda been sad and real as hell but it was played just right as to be funny.
His own fault though.
Plus Stan is upper middle class white class, which is better than every other Fox dad except maybe Homer.
>his mom is single
Didn't his mom marry that Greek guy, or was that retconned?
He died
you forgot that his mom was a black widow who murdered her husbands
Stan is Blad The Inhaler?
>Steve is bisexual
I'm gonna need the name of the episode that confirms this
ya but at the end of the day he get's to fuck Francine whenever he wants.
Too true, hell I bet at the start the half-brother would have probably been willing to split the land if Stan offered to split the money.
In the later seasons there are pretty frequent jokes about him and Snot being attracted to each other.
That's a common "joke" though. It'll never actually go anywhere.
When Jeff returned to Earth, he meets a much older Steve and Snot in a relationship.
They take turns being the woman
No they don't
wow I can't believe they pulled a stewie
>OK with gays
>OK with Muslims
>Thought Barack Obama was cool
Stan is the worst Republican
Forgot about that one. They mess around with the timeline in this show in inconsequential ways too much.
To be fair, he was against gays and Muslims at first.
He views Democrats as the real enemy.
And he used to like Obama until his fantasy version of him made him shit in a pool.
Steve is bisexual? Haven't watched the show since it got off Fox.
I do seem to remember some hints dropped that he has a thing for Snot.
Happened before TBS.
goddamn it, it's always hints with these cartoons
I thought Roger was just a depraved bisexual.
I think Roger transcends those definitions and is just sexual in general.
What does he do with his mom? I haven't watched this show in ages,
They made a vow that if they didn't get girls before college ended, they would just start banging each other
I think he's referring to the sponge bath he gives her while they're both in the nude
>steve is bisexual
roger doesn't count.
oedipal panties
stan was creepily close to his mom.
he died, then roger married her and she 'killed' him.
>the dog episode
Did the writers forget when he gave an old, dying dog to Steve one time?