X-Men Gold storytime, wherein Rachel is probably not gonna do anything again

X-Men Gold storytime, wherein Rachel is probably not gonna do anything again

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Now if only somebody remembered Hyperstorm.

you know, i really dig islam now, for some reason.

Oh god she's turning into Ulysses

HA! I have never seen a page so unintentionally used against current Marvel.

sluts

>not one but TWO shots of america
idk

The x-babes are truely a bunch of low-paid whores.

Thick

Frenched

Thanks for sharing.
This and Gen X are the worst books in Ressurextion. Started interesting but the writing is horrible and it has made me hate Rachel.

>when you're right even in your daughter's hallucinations
Based Scott. Keep resting in peace until they give you to a good writer.

Oh my god, this lazy fucking inking again. It's as bad as last month. It's agony seeing Silva's pencils treated so crudely as this.

Why is Marvel squandering the talents of a penciler like Silva with a shitty fucking garbage-inker like this? Consider what Silva's work looks like with an actually decent inker and colourist:

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I still prefer the alien tech using "What does this do?" X-cutioner.

Gambit and Storm have been fucking on the side from his debut.

Franklin... Richards? What?

What does this even mean? She took on the Nanos? Some kind of stupid Legacy hint?

In the future she came from, Rachel and Franklin were a couple. Until he got killed by a Sentinel.

I did not know that, she's such a side character these days I know little about her.

It's sad how marvel doesn't care about their best franchise.

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cho is feeling their butts with his giant Hulk hand

BLACKED

>KEKOOS

Damn it I still laugh every time

>post-crisis
LOL

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Setting

Rachel/Franklin
Colossus/Kitty
Gambit/Storm

And he has the balls to keep preaching his bullshit about moving to the future in this very same issue? What's next, Kurt/Amanda?

Man, I'd have the same reaction if America suddenly started getting storytimed in my eyes.

DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS

Clever. But no cigar

Gambit/Storm is just a kiss, user. They did that kinda shit before during Claremont days.

Yeah, and Storm was back then a loli

Can some kind user translate the binary?

"What is happening?"

I thought the same thing. I'd act all professional but inside I'd be savoring the grope.

Thanks

>They did that kinda shit before during Claremont days
I think that's precisely the criticism.

For some it's criticism, for others it's praise

Most of these X-books seem to be competing to be the most dull and mediocre, and X-Men Gold is truly setting the Gold Standard.

apparently it pay-offs, because it was the best selling ongoing not having gimmick, event, nor #1 issue last month

I wish I could make Alonso fired

>nobody cares

This wasnt a terrible issue. Odd

this is brilliant, they figure out they can't kill interest by angering fans but with apathy
did Marvel finally kill the X-Men?

Uncle Guggie Gonna Guggie

Since it was the best selling not event Marvel comic, I suppose not

>Substitute for actual growth
Gug riffin on himself?

Based Guggie pays proper respects to Scott.

F

>O MOY BOG

Guggie's uncanny faux-Russian comes back from Arrow with a vengeance!

PROCHNOST

>Getting America and Inhumans storytimes in your eyes

Truly the worst fate.

>You gotta get outside more

lol

Galactus ate him

After the shitshows that were the last non-Magneto X-books, some mediocrity and settling of the status quo is a fresh breath of air. At least nobody's pushing "X-Men are now literally Hitler because of SOMETHING Cyclops did!" anymore

Yikes, that looks like something out of Illuminating Comics.

Shitty art and I don't care about Rachel Grey/Summers talking to herself via astral projections from her own subconscious.

Fuck do I hate Nightcrawler, also, let the person with medical training, Dr. Reyes, do her job you womanizing pile of maggots.

they are gonna give a power upgrade to rachel now that teen jean is around

Blah blah party rock.

>having America's comic stuck in your head
A fate I wouldn't wish on anyone.