>This is the update I never wanted to write. During moments of distress and heartache, time can become a friend and ease us down the road from our pain. Our hearts become a little lighter and we allow ourselves to hope.
>But as many of you know, cancer has its own agenda. Stefan's post-surgery diagnosis revealed devastating news - his condition has progressed to Stage 4. As his wife Steina said, "life expectancy is significantly impaired."
>Despite the best efforts of his excellent Icelandic medical team, and Stefan's personal heroism, there is no apparent cure.
That's awful. Like, seriously. I mean, he's dying. He knows it. It's just a matter of time and the clock is ticking fast. He could die in days, weeks, months...Jesus. What do you do with that knowledge? What do you do, forced to walk amongst others as you slowly die before the eyes of those who love you? What about the fear of what lies on the other side, if anything at all?
My heart goes out to Stefan Karl, and I hope a miracle may strike.
Henry Bailey
>Peter Sallis >Adam West >Now Stefan
Just let me be happy
Tyler Watson
Damn that's terrible. Out of curiosity, did Magnús Scheving swing by or contribute to the fundraiser at all?
John Brooks
I fucking hate you and love you at the same time.
William Sullivan
Anybody else donate to that gofundme? I don't care that my money was wasted. I'm sad.
Charles Perry
God is dead.
Lucas Hall
here is your (you) you fucked up piece of shit
Isaac Sanchez
Go check his gofundme
Liam Evans
Can't have a happy day for once, can I?
Matthew Thomas
What the fuck is up with this year?
Nathan Martin
No. No no no no no no no. No no no no no no, no no no no no. STOP
We knew we'd reach this point eventually when those who we admired over the years would leave us. I'm just glad that they left behind them great legacies and memories.
Zachary Mitchell
I hope that he gets to live the rest of his life the way he wants to. I know the specter of death will always hang over him, but I want him to enjoy the good things in life before the end, without real worry. No one should have to go through the pain of cancer. I thank him for making the internet a more interesting place.
Evan Lopez
LOOK AT THIS NET
Bentley Martin
What type is his cancer? There recently was this biochemist guy who had stage 4 liver cancer (a fucking bitch of a cancer, 2~ months of life expectancy) and he developed a new treatment in that type to completely erradicate it.
Zeolite, Amalakai juice and blue scorpion venom.
I mean, at this point might as wel try it.
Ayden Barnes
Sad to hear.
Connor Martinez
Number Ones don't die, Stefan! So you can't die! You won't!
FUUUUUUUUUCK!
Bentley Mitchell
Wow that is... not very good.
Jaxon Gomez
NO NO NO NO FUCK
Jaxson Ortiz
Sporticus at Robbie's bedside.
Austin Cox
Source please. I can't find it anywhere online.
Levi Clark
Pancreatic. I believe it has spread tp other areas like his liver though.
Nathan Bell
...
James Martin
well it is better then the new ghostbuster movie
Aaron Baker
F
Lincoln Bennett
We need to whip up some new "We Are Number One" remixes to bring awareness to the masses.
Asher Reyes
It's odd how legitimately badass that wall-run was
Lincoln Ward
the wealthy elite are hiding the cure to cancer and they could've saved robbie those fucking big pharma faggots
Jacob Cruz
why
Nicholas Reyes
>my money was wasted. Your money wasn't spent to save one man's life. You money was spent so that the doctors treating him could use every tool, treatment and option at their disposal to fight something that currently has no cure. The work they did fighting this disease will hopefully will in some way push us all towards the eventual victory over cancer. Do not dwell on loss but look forward to that day when no one else has to suffer an end like this.
Nathaniel Rodriguez
What an absolute beast of a man. He'll drink with the gods in Valhalla, it's certain.
Caleb Fisher
Here's a little lesson in cancery
This is going down in history
Lucas Wood
You're fucking retarded, there's no such thing as a single cure all for cancer because of its nature.
Nolan Clark
...
Hudson Jones
YOU SON OF A B*TCH!!!!
Landon Jenkins
you can say "bitch" on Sup Forums, user
mommy isn't watching you here
Hunter Morgan
...
Andrew Stewart
No cancer is the same, and even if you have say, Lung cancer or Liver cancer, the way it affects you is differen
Gavin Ramirez
This makes me sad.
Daniel Myers
Here's your (you) don't spend it all in one place
Mason Adams
FUCK
WHY COULDNT IT HAVE BEEN SPORTACUS
Oliver Davis
Fair enough.
Jaxon Ortiz
>Two dubs in a row What meme magic is this?
Christopher Wright
STAGE 4
Tyler Reyes
F
Andrew Nguyen
Thanks, user. That was actually really insightful. I never thought of it like that.
Brody Bell
Because he lives healthy.
Jack Richardson
I would sacrifice every single one of those people to cure this man.
Jaxon Moore
Because the goods guys always get the good life. Why is this happening.
Hunter Ward
That 4!!! God is cruel.
Henry Robinson
See kids? This is why you don't want to be like Robbie, and be lazy and a jerk! Haha!
Bentley Clark
Not that user but your money is also going to help his family as well.
Charles Brown
You know, Leonard Cohen and David Bowie dying aside, 2016 doesn't seem like such a bad year anymore.
Brayden Cook
...
Aiden Turner
Why couldn't it have been Stingy?
Jackson Roberts
It's okay to joke, friends. He would've wanted us to laugh.
Hunter Fisher
t. Robbie
>yfw Sportacus transfers the cancer into his body and miraculously cures himself with exercise
Oliver Turner
FUCK YOU SPORTAFLOP
Sebastian Cruz
Stage 4 cancer is the only thing Stingy doesn't want.
Liam Ross
hell be fine
Wyatt James
Nice one. But you are still going into the oven.
Tyler Wilson
...
Jaxon Murphy
>I'd like a cancer this strong >What do I owe you? >Nothing, it's free
Parker Nguyen
We already lost Adam.. I don't wanna lose him next Sup Forums..
Cooper Thompson
I fucking hate you so much for making me laugh
Austin Sullivan
Cancer cannot be cured, friend, It's not an ilness.
Jonathan Moore
I feel very lucky for my mom to have survived the stage 4 breast cancer she went through. It was a hard time for all our family. I can't even imagine what suffering his family must be going through right now. He didn't deserve this shit.
Adrian Turner
Is DiGiornos.
Liam Watson
Fuck off 2016, you ended 6 months ago
stop killing celebrities
Nolan Brooks
We're all dying, you pretentious faggot.
Ryder Sanchez
>I gotta talk some sense into him, >life is pain and suffering RAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!!! collect a fucking stool
Alexander Young
Yeah, at a slower rate, though. Our own individual hourglasses pour sand at a slow rate; nature made it that way if we survive long enough. Stefan's, however, has just accelerated faster than most. We're all dying, but he has less time to cope with it. While my cells have until the age of forty-one to start dying before the can properly regenerate, he doesn't get that benefit anymore. Instead, he's just dying in a painful manner, slow enough to be torturous, but too soon to stop living a life.
Nicholas Adams
>projecting this hard >being this assblasted
Hopefully, some of us are dying sooner than others.
Carter Long
Bad feels
Brayden Powell
yeah, there's no way he told you off that bad.
Julian Brooks
time kills regardless of the year.
time is merciless.
i will save you all from death.
i will kill time.
Bentley Davis
That sucks
Chase Peterson
Wait, what the fuck is this thread even doing here? This isn't a cartoon. Get the fuck out of here. Take your cancer back to Sup Forums.
Alexander Green
tell you what, I'll kill myself after you do
how's that sound
Eli Wright
Nah. Let's go together.
Christian Parker
>Because the goods guys always get the good life. Why is this happening. Good people don't get life, bad people do. Even in the ways of death, there always seems to be some universal truths: those who do not deserve to die will die young, while those who deserve to die will live for many, many years.
Parker Barnes
jesus christ dude, fucking brutal
Hudson Watson
QUICK, SOMEONE CALL THE BOYS!
Connor Thomas
You are being overdramatic, there is no such pattern.
Aiden Brown
>villain who sits around all day and eats junk food gets stage 4 cancer >hero who is active and eats an apple a day can live the rest of his life how he sees fit I don't get the issue here.
Tyler Lopez
You're a fucking faggot Have a (you)
Bentley Anderson
You forgot Prince.
Justin Ward
Memes really are cancer
Blake Bennett
Shit, you're right. Lemmy too, though Motorhead is kind of a guilty pleasure I enjoyed during my teenage years.
