Instead of the Kents, your parents are the ones who find a baby Kal-El and decide to raise him

Instead of the Kents, your parents are the ones who find a baby Kal-El and decide to raise him.
How does he turn out?

gay

They would probably raise him differently than me or my sister but I'm not sure finding an alien baby could ever have helped their marriage.
We'd get Ultraman probably.
A gay Ultraman probably.

Do me and my siblings still exist, or do they only raise Kal-El?

Exactally what happened in Man of Steel

you still exist

*all of you still exist

Here's another question, is baby Kal found after my siblings and I are born, or before?

Would I be older or younger than him?

Is Kal-El still white?

Scenario 1: After
Scenario 2: Before

Still white

I assume most parents in real life would raise the super baby just long enough to make him grateful, alert the media, turn him into largest celebrity on earth then live off the kid.

Anxiety prone moral-fag.

I assume most couples would call social services/the police or something upon finding a baby. I can't say it's the wrong thing to do, but since it's Superman....

that would depend on how if anybody adopt it after he enters in child care, my parents don't go raising child they found in the street, especially my father he is too cheap for that

Scottish Superman

Hey mom, have fun trying to punch superman for his "mediocre grades"

Crippled by anxiety and depression.

He'd probably have an anxiety disorder just like me and my sister.

Pretty much as good as regular Superman, actually. Maybe slightly less idealistic considering my dad's a very pragmatic guy, but he'd probably get put through Boy Scouts all the way to Eagle like I was. Hell, I don't think people would even look twice in terms of how Clark would look compared to the rest of the family, my dad actually has the black hair and glasses combo that Clark has.
My parents are fucking saints and I don't deserve them, is what I'm driving at.

Depressed...

Finally have someone help me burn down that 7/11 near my house

Already a movie, Hancock.

>Brazilian
>Anti-nationalist Superman with nothing but hate for our corrupt government

He would go full injustice

why'd you want to burn down a 7/11 growing up?

He flies out to kill the occasional person he deems evil and then posts on Sup Forums all day. Otherwise, just keeps his existence a secret.

There was an elseworlds where the Waynes raised him up (before they died, I mean...), and in the end he turned into Batman.

Guys that owned it were assholes, and it attracted the biggest assholes in town where they'd get drunk and make a lot of noise

About the same. Maybe a bit more cynical. I had great parents. I was just never a good son.

A fucking normalfag with a regular job like my other three brothers.

They would probably call social services but otherwise he'd grow up to be christian as fuck and probably kill all muslims.

>With my step dad
He embraces native american and spiritual stuff. Probably accidentally murders my brother when they get into an argument.

>With my drunken shit biological dad
Everyone dies except my mom.

is he my big brother or little brother? I think superman will turn out like superman no matter what. If he was my big brother than he would help steer my life in a better direction, if he was my younger brother I would have a petty rivalry with him.

I was raised in a small town of around 300 people in Kansas, he basically turns out the same

That goes without saying, I figured for this thread the parents were forced to keep the baby.

Super sheltered anxiety ridden manchild who is automatically buff and hot so he does better than me but probably isn't a beacon of hope and is risk averse.

Are you superman?

>tfw no hot older super brother to protect you from your abusive parents
;_;

>parent's were both 'Methamphetamine Enthusiasts'
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Oh boy. We'd all be so fucked.

An autist

Batshit insane lunatic axecrazy fundamentalist Christian bringing about the end of times.

Prime.

He'd murder my entire family.

He'd be my incest fuck buddy, and probably became a doctor or marry a filipina

how would he interpret his powers?

Disgusting satanic corruption probably.

Basically Red Son Superman. Attempt to be a benevolent dictator.

...well on the plus side he'd get laid a lot and he'd be a movie star! why did they do that to me man? ;_;[/spoiler

Your parents tried to push you into Hollywood?
Did you star in any commercials at least?

Considering my father was an abusive alcoholic and my mother was bi-polar and refused any treatment....hmmm probably like my older brother a fucking loser who only thinks of himself, while having superman's powers and taking whatever the hell he wants. He wouldn't be a villain or a hero because that would be work.

NEET

A Mexican mechanic

Great now Superman is a well educated, agnostic, democratic socialist with a drinking problem like all males in my family. Also possibly bisexual. The world is fucked, Superman is now liable to be drunk and uncaring or caring and hungover.

Raped, kidnapped and has a series of mental health issues before turning 10 that never get addressed until adulthood.

>superman spends his free time posting in the most negative place in the world to bring a little positivity to Sup Forums and make us want to be a little better
Love you too Supes

How the fuck could a Kryptonian be raped or kidnapped?
You could burn the fuckers to crisp or just punch their head right off. Hell if you clench your ass hard enough, you could probable pulverize your rappist's dick.

Bipolar; Bleeding Heart Boyscout to sudden Rage from 1000 suns, no middle ground.

Like I said, before turning 10, so little to no powers or whatever.
I don't know a lot about Superman.

>How does he turn out?

Pretty similar to his common comic books iteration. Having a doctor for a father and a nurse for a mother would probably mean that he grows up with the same respect for human life that he has in the DC universe.

Good people who were career criminals but alwayd tried to keep me and sibling on the string and narrow

like this

He turns into a semi-confident lazy asshole who doesn't know when to talk and when to shut up

He ends up a sarcastic, snarky little shit like everyone in my family.

He gets depression because he's raised by devout Christians with no sense of morality, tries to hang himself then fails, then just runs away, and becomes a manchild with superpowers.

A depressed asshole.

Most likely a depressed, nerdy superman with a THICK West Virginian accent

Having a STEM degree instead of some disappointing journalist degree.

looking at Ma Kent, high as shit with a touch of Downs

Pretty much the same, but maybe more conservative and religious. Nothing too extreme, but he'd probably go to church on sundays

My parents?

Unfortunately, worse. Not Injustice worse, but not better than Gods & Monster version.

Scenario 1 : Superman still stays same except has sibling love, and pulls me out of depression.
Scenario 2: I get a caring older brother who pulls me out of depression. Who still becomes a superhero.
I can honestly say my parents are just as loving as Kents with strong values.

1) if it happened now i'd be pretty worried since my parents haven't been the same since their respective incidents and i would basically be the one raising the kid AND taking care of them

2) superman more or less stays the same and some things would've ended differently also my brother (who would be the middle child in this scenario) would definitely be his lex luthor but instead of trying to destroy him they would get into very heated political discussions

my parents like the kents are good people even if they have gotten a little crazy over the years recently

Zod 2.0 with a Cajun accent.
'Y'all gonna bow for me rite now, ya hear?'

Muslim

Supportive but not particularly remarkable people who will likely neglect any issue with baby Clark that seems too complex for them to want to handle.

Everything works out for them now that they have a tireless workhorse, but he in catering that he does nothing for anyone else.

I'd probably try to get him to think big picture and try to do some good but no one listens to me until it's too late so he'd follow suit most of the time. Probably accidentally kills me during a heated argument about all this one day. Not even mad, at least it's over.

>father is a pathological sadistic and Randroid who raised me and my siblings with autistic anti-morality propaganda
>mother is an egregiously selfish, emotionally manipulative, and dangerously bi-polar pollack
Earth is fucked. FUCKED.

how would your family view his powers?

Less intelligent and insecure. But pretty close to how he already is

Superbombs

>father is a pathological sadistic and Randroid who raised me and my siblings with autistic anti-morality propaganda
>mother is an egregiously selfish, emotionally manipulative, and dangerously bi-polar pollack

Sounds like a perfect couple made in Hell, holy shit their wedding must've been bizarre

>Red son.

Sámi Superman would be baller as fuck.