I'm the ____________ that _____________________!

>I'm the ____________ that _____________________!

>I'm the cock that fucks your ass

I am the oil drip that stains your driveway

>I'm the pornographer who draws prepubescent children!

This is super cool!

I AM THE SHITPOST THAT DERAILS YOUR WHOLE THREAD

"I'm the cuckold that watches my wife get fucked from the closet!"

>I'm the faggot that makes shit threads!
>I'm the autist that shitposts constantly!
>I am OP cuck!

He's a still a big guy

You're a big gay.

I'm the face that runs the place

>I am the plane that crashes with no survivors

I'm the secret brony who has an autistic meltdown when he sees pony stuff outside /mlp/

I am the Autist that RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I AM THE GHOST

I AM THE CHAMP THAT RUNS THE CAMP

I'm the giant rat that makes all of the rules

I am the OP that is a faggot

>I'm the gigolo that fucks your mom in the ass for money!

I am the wrong number that calls you at 3am!

I am the sleeper that lets it go to voice-mail

>I'm the pedo that spams your waifu as amulti-colored horse-dog in diapers

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LETS SEE WHAT KINDA OF TROUBLE WE CAN GET OURSELFS INTO.

I AM THE BEAST THAT GROWS THE WHEAT
I MAKE BREAD TO EAT IT WITH MEAT

I'm the badass mother who don't take no lip off of nobody

I'm the webcomic that never updates!

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I am the propagandist who pretends to be a comic book writer!

>I'm the one that knocks

I'm the Barista that Calls your name more loudly than the other customers!

I'm the black out that ruins your movie night!

I'm the Cap that stops your Mega Download!

I'm the Heat that makes your car uncomfortable to drive in until you wait for the A/C to circulate!

I'm the OP that bumps his own thread!

I'm the mod that bans you for posting ponies

I AM THE TERROR THAT FAPS IN THE NIGHT
I AM THE ONE THAT IS CRAWLING IN YOUR SKIN
I AM THE WOUNDS THAT WILL NOT HEAT
I AM DARKWING DUCK

why would they re tweet this, its obvious that this inst normal fanart

>I am the mini-coupe in the parking space you were aiming for!

Who knows what terror flaps in the hearts of ducks ?

>I am the next part in your master plan

i am the shadow on the moon at night

filling your dreams to the brim with fright

I am the man that arranges the blocks

I am the poster that reminds you that the voice actress who played Gosalyn, Dexter, Chuckie, and Babe the pig is dead.

>IM THE FART THAT ATE DETROIT

Lee?

I am the user who always shitposts

>I am the NIGGER that ROBS in the night!

>I'm the keyboard button that wont work

I'm the big guy that is crashing your plane

I'm your mama, I'm your daddy
I'm that nigger in the alley
I'm your doctor, when in need
Want some coke, have some weed
You know me, I'm your friend
Your main boy, thick and thin
I'm your pusherman
I'm your pusherman

I have my Cards Against Humanity set here somewhere...

Ugh. Can summer be over already?

>I'm the goddamn batman that asks you if you're retarded or dense!

shut up and take it like a faggot, faggot.

You're a lost little boy, who's lucky he has a father who knows what's best for him.

I'm the department that doesn't market your ongoing enough leading to it's cancellation!

i'm the memelord that goes to bed at 7am

At least she wasn't murdered by her father.