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Could they be fed on stupid and/or irrelevant shit too?

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>Spot the Dark Souls reference, win a prize!*
>*There is no actual prize

I don't know anything about Dark Souls, is there really a reference?

Presumably, it's the bit where Bastion refers to Ruck as a 'Primordial Serpent'.

I think it's the text on the gravestone matches the text of summon signs.

It's the Crow.

Or this yeah; that's way more likely. Dunno how I overlooked that.

I see Bastion's dingaling.

Do you guys know what Patron level is needed to see the lewd Ruck x Bastion stuff

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Looks like if you donate anything you're good.

Perhaps if your vision was not obfuscated by myriad deaths you might see more clearly.

Gracias.

...Oh jeez, that was a question I'd sent in hours ago. I missed her answering it! Oops.

She's gonna do my request! Patreon, here I come!

Ah, look at the notes on the page, too.

> At first I was like, “I don’t want to see that!!” But then I was like, “who the fuck am I kidding??”

Pffthaha.

The other day, MMM referred to Ashley as "She Who Must Be Admired" and I just want to tell him that her name is Ashley, not Miranda. Guy has talent but this is a rookie mistake. Hope you're reading this, you maniac.

>Miranda
Please tell me you're a Classicist or at least took Latin for a number of years. I have never met anyone else who gets that wordplay, much less someone else who makes it.

That being said: MMM is a crazy bastard and he legit gives me the willies sometimes.

I'm worried Ashley's gonna tell him to cool his jets one time too many and he's gonna do something drastic. That's the vibe I'm getting from the guy.

>Anonymous asked: Was the silver lady the one he was gonna monologue at while receiving a blowjob? I remember u mentioning editing that out a while back

Wait wait where was this mentioned

>Bitch ain't got no legs

I'm just a drunk asshole who binges on languages like they're going out of style. Gaia swallows

>edit out blowjob with his girlfriend
>make yaoi porn with Ruck
Why do you make me suffer

He's... not all there. I'm honestly impressed with how well Ashley keeps her cool, because that guy operates like a toddler in an elevator, desperately jamming every button to get a reaction. Except instead of an elevator, it's Ashley's buddha patience and the fuse of all the other readers' nerves. It's a little alarming sometimes.

There is so much Minnow on the near horizon, you'll have plenty of boobs to slake your thirst.

I need to see Duane murder Bastion. And not gently, there needs to be a mess left. I can only take so much hypocrisy. You're going to do everything you can to save the monster who's life you ruined from the thing that covets him precisely because you made him a monster and I'm supposed to root for you? Or even sympathize? Nope.
Fuck you Bastion.
Fuck you.

He outright insults her every other page. If she is not a consistently perfect and inhuman demigoddess he treats it like a personal affront. I totally believe it's cool to respectfully critique artists, and ass-kissing is for kids, but fuck, he talks about her and the comic like they're garbage in these maddening passive-aggressive tones. I really hate him and he totally deserves to be banned.

To be fair, the yaoi porn is an extra thing she's doing for Patreon, not in the comic itself. And I suspect the yaoi porn will be much more fun to draw in this case, because it involves a fantasy character who can do really weird stuff-- so she has a chance to get creative and a little weird, instead of your basic blow job.

Feel free to blame me tho, I was literally the one to make that request. And yes, I am beyond gleeful that she's doing Ruck x Bastion. You could make a lewd request on the tumblr just like I did, there ain't no bar to entry here.

I noticed that. He gets really smug when he spots some miniscule inconsistency and starts crowing about how Ashley dun fucked up. That boy ain't right.

>plain nudity
You think too little of me user, I have standard for my arousal. Though I am curious what her place in the story will be.

It's the kind of religious fervor you get from people who cover their bedroom walls in hundreds of framed pictures of the same celebrity. It creeps me the fuck out, and that's a high bar to clear.

aaand I just checked the comments and apparently he got Bastion talking about how fuckin' huge an efheby vagina is and somehow MMM took that to mean erectile dysfunction? I really hate that I'm interested in this guy because I really want to see what makes him tick.

FISH TITTY
IT'S AWWWWRIGHT

I remember how during the silver arc (near page 130-ish or so), he was nit-picking her panel sizing/shaping choices. It's insane. Who does that?

Join the club, I really wish he'd just get himself banned too. No one's perfect or anything, but Ashley's stuff is pretty damn amazing and doesn't deserve the bullshit he slings at it. I sometimes think maybe he's just the kind of guy who's never been able to actually produce anything worthwhile himself, so he gets his rocks off tearing other peoples' work down.

Personally I think everyone needs to shun him until we figure out how to permaban or he checks his shit

I hate how much leeway spergs get online, the only thing they understand is direct unsubtle confrontation

>It creeps me the fuck out, and that's a high bar to clear.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who feels this way.

His behavior is... it's almost like he puts her on a pedestal, then loses his shit and becomes strangely gleeful when she fails to live up to that pedestal. That's the element that really makes the hair on my neck stand on end.

I used to confront him almost every time he posted his bullshit, which was way too fucking often. It usually dissolved into a fight, often involving other people ganging up against him (rightfully), and then Ashley would have to lock the comments section.

I stopped because she made it pretty clear she didn't like having to lock the comments section. Her advice is not to engage him. And in a way, I kind of get where she's coming from-- she's made it clear she doesn't take him seriously and that we shouldn't either, that we shouldn't give him that much power over us or our Unsounded experience, she doesn't need a league of internet defenders against a troll, etc. And it's true, arguing with him just feeds his ego and need for attention.

I wish there were something that could be done. I just don't think there is.

A guy who puts someone on a pedestal is always the fastest to tear them down when they can't live up to his ideals. Always.

He understands, he just doesn't give a shit.

...

How does it feel, Bastion, to be a biiiiiiiiitch?

so bastion just blew up the entrance to juste. are there other entrances or are they trapped?

Ain't even got legs.

I requested vanilla Duane x Leysa sex because I am boring and just want to see Duane happy.

So I'm lost at this point. Delicieu made Duane as part of a Silver-Pain superweapon. Delicieu somehow got turned into a Two-toes. Winalils is his student, but is Winalils helping him? Duane? Himself?

I've lost the thread here boys. I can't spare the time to re-read the whole comic at the moment. Could someone break it down for me?

This comic is probably too convoluted for you. I'd move on.

One time only I'm going to spoon feed you.
Delicious was Bastion's mentor. And crazy. When the Black Tongues say they don't give a fuck how you advance pymary they mean it. At some point Tittybird, who was feeding the Tongues info from the other side of the khert, leaves. Delicious, who was experimenting with body swapping, also dissapears and Bastion is hinted at knowing something about both incidents. Or maybe not.
Years later zombie Duane is Bastions pet project and by coincidence or the laughter of god runs into the Pain Silver which is body swapped (maybe) Delicious' pet project and hilarity ensues. Unknown to any body on the ground (or maybe know by some) the silver is the center piece of a massive political kiekkaku and by getting involved Duane's existence has been revealed to the power players and now at least one wants his undead boi pucci for themselves.
Which Bastion doesn't like.
Any questions?

And by ' laughter of God ' I mean a larger kiekkaku we are unaware of.

You are a good man. Thank you. I think I was just confused on how Bastion and Delicious' plans were related, if at all.

According to Ashley, Bastion and the silver patrol hook up in between scenes, nice and all. How does Bastion have sex after castration? Doesn't it remove the sex drive completely?
Or has he found a way around it? That wouldn't surprise me

I really don't think it's even possible to deal with these people besides just ignoring them and hoping that they don't move into actual stalking territory eventually. MMM reminds me of those Dodger threads on /wsg/ and those are a literal murder waiting to happen.

Gettin' ya stones lobbed off don't mean ya lose the urge to 'ave a root, m8

>mindbreaking the mindbreaking gay monster rapist by only feeding him dumb sluts until he's permanently aroused and confused
Get on my fucking level, fetishists.

He provides an enemy to unite against. He's the Alderode and/or Cresce of the fanbase.

Is that a shadowy penis I see?

She's doing Bastion/SilverPatron too, if I understood what she posted on her tumblr correctly.

I wonder if we'll ever get to see his junk in its entirety. I've always wondered what a man with no testicles looks like.

That's what google image search is for, son.

So who would have the boxed wine of minds?

Shartes.

SIDES OF SSAEL HAVE ASCENDED

>Bastion got JUSTed in Juste

pottery

He's just autistic. He's harmless to anything but drywall and Thomas the Tank Engine picture books.

>She's doing Bastion/SilverPatron too

>yfw Duane eats Bastion's guts while he's still alive and conscious

What are you talking about? It's not hypocrisy -
Bastion isn't being moral in his concern for Duane's well-being.

Duane is an investment. A thing. If Ruck gets to him, it'll ruin Bastion's plans, whatever they may be.

And I like Bastion. It's for the same reason I like Ruck - they're both monsters with interesting places in the story and fascinating motivations - Bastion is the Black Tongue doctor, willing to do anything and everything for cures to the afflictions of humanity, and Ruck is just ... bored.

I need them to stay in the comic - they are so delightfully bizarre and monstrous and mysterious.

>twat like a windsock
I chortled

>ban

He has every right to post his ravings, just as I have every right to edit it out of the comments page. Make a bookmark, then edit this as the location:

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Clean out the comments by clicking the bookmark.

Though having said that, the discussion around him shits on the rest comment page often enough that I prefer to come here instead.

Are you seriously arguing muh free speech for the comments on a webcomic?

Timofey really interests me. He's "designed to be curious" and he seems to have the ability to learn. Shouldn't that be impossible, seeing as how he's just an amalgamation of memories? Can memories learn?

I'm pretty sure banning him wouldn't do anything, he'd bypass it. His kind of autism can't be contained, only ignored.

I'm pretty sure all those memories are WHO he is, not WHAT he is. Obviously he would need to have some capacity to learn and remember, otherwise he wouldn't be able to function on his own

>tfw you want to make a request but you know Ashley would never do whore era Anadyne doing her job

>tfw you want to make a request but you know Ashley would never do full frontal nudity of Sette, just to finally settle the debate about her "anatomy"

Only because Anadyne hated being a whore and it would be a depressing drawing. If she'd been a jolly whore, I'd be fine with it. Knock-Me-Down was a jolly whore, want her? ;)
Never. Sette is not for lewds.

I genuinely believe there isnt a lot of demand for borderline psychotic THICK girl porn, but it might be fun

sounds good to me desu senpai

So this Silver Weapon is powered by the pain of souls, right?
Is Duane, Quigly, or Bastion going to try and make another monster powered by their dead loved ones to fight it?

they already have a pymeric haunted by good memories that can fight back. it's just a matter of which one is has stronger emotional fuel

Memories in the khert don't specifically exist as whole people any more, which is part of the pain ghost problem most likely. They're all the bad shit that has ever happened, but separated from any good shit that was connected to it that might given them context to soothe their existence. I haven't really seen it yet but wasn't that the plot of Inside Out? This somewhat goes against the Gefendur belief, which seems to hold that you'll encounter your loved ones again fully in the khert someday.

It's pretty interesting that the happy memories just completely no sell the pain ghosts. Not even that, but the good memories chase them in concern while the pain ghosts have expressions somewhere in between fear and shame.

It's likely the answer is to sick some more happy memories ghosts on them on a larger scale. Probably by channeling them directly from the khert through Duane's bungee cord.

Yes, please draw a Knock-Me-Down gangbang. A dozen men and a sweaty, sticky Knock the only one still standing post-coitus.

>kiekkaku
Keikaku

>Ashley would never do full frontal nudity of Sette
>he hasn't seen the picture with the pie

>Duane becomes the avatar for all of the happy, loving and good memories in the Khert to fight the Silver.
PLEASE

When will Duane get his cremation

>no full frontal Bastion shot
Laaaame
The blacked out but in panel 2 doesn't count

not all nudity is full frontal, user

>Knock-Me-Down was a jolly whore, want her? ;)
You have no idea how much

There isn't really a debate because she has drawn this before. Sette has a vagoo but no ta-tas or belly button.

Elka is the superior tough gal, though.

Does she even have a vagina? Is it just a cloaca like thing?

No nips, no belly-button - what are the chances she has no reproductive system whatsoever - that long hair might just be a product of never cutting it.

Damn right.

Silver Aldish girls > Crescian girls > Other Aldish girls > Efheby > Ilganyag > Two-Toes > Vliegeng > Starfish's bloated corpse > Sharte """""""girls"""""""

Where is Darkest Paul?

sucking Ruck's snakedick

>Efheby > Ilganyag

What are you, gay?

>He hasn't seen Noodletits

If fucking her is gay then give me all the cocks in the world and I'll slurp them down one at a time.

TWAT
LIKE
A
WINDSOCK

>Not wanting a handjob from her tiny head-arms

She only had two tits! It's a ripoff.

Also, Ilganyag is cuter. And she can do that khert memory thing she did with Duane's memory of Leysa.

Perhaps she lays eggs instead of nursing.

Or maybe tittybird stole her tits.

I literally don't even know where the fuck I'm meant to stick it in Ilganyag so that alone earns her negative points. Also I don't want to accidentally get impaled by her tits. Or like, have my eyes wander just as I'm about to finish and find out Murkoph has been watching the whole time and it's too late now.

She's got a mouth. And a tongue. And six tits. This ain't difficult.

And no fair mentioning Ilganyag's baggage when we know nothing of the lady snake's. If she ever shows up in the comic at all

Yeah, but I've seen tons of assorted snakegirl R34 before. Ilganyag's kind of unique.

I want to fuck Bastian