Rick and Morty thread

Rick and Morty thread
Discuss the Comics, the Cartoon, What you wanna see in S3 and other Shit
I want Snowball to return

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Cajoling Morticia into lewdness is my sexual fetish.

Has anyone ever wondered what she'd sound like?

Just Morty's voice in a high-pitched version, or an actual girl? What do you guys think? What do you choose to hear as Morticia's voice?

>The only good thing about Rick and Morty that isn't even in the series
Good job fucking redditards

I choose to hear Morty's sister.

You know what to do Roiland. You know what we want.

Honestly just Morty's voice. It seems more fitting somehow given that all the weird alt-universe Morty's we've seen still sound just like Morty.

>Rick and Morty have to bail out on their reality again
>The only one they can escape to though, Morty was a girl
>Rick uses some device to physically change Morty into Morticia

It will never happen though. Feels bad

I heard the creators are getting salty with each other over the new season.

I cant blame them, that first episode was a fucking disaster.

any voice as long they keep his accent

this show would be a lot better without continuity

Rumor has it they may not return for season four. All the feminist and diversity hires have supposedly really pissed off a lot of the original writers and led to delays and workplace problems, and apparently Harmon and Roiland are at each other's throats over politics and shit.

I hope SJWs don't ruin this shit, I want to see more jokes like "this burqa is a human rights violation"

Rick and Morty is the only cartoon based enough to make fun of islam, South Park tried but didn't really made it, Simpsons and Family guy in the other hand are sjw cocksuckers

She'd probably be super easy to coerce into doin' lewd shit too.

Morticia is not for lewd! Morticia is for high-concept, sci-fi, rigmarole!

>she

How wrong can one man be?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mons_pubis

Anyone know where I can watch Japanese dubs of Rick & Morty? I am just curious to see how they handled it. I've seen some clips, but I'm still curious.

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what's with her weird as fuck chink eyes??
that doesn't run in the family

But she is a female morty, sooner or later she would spend an entire hour talking about how you're a jerk for something she never complained before
>"t-that's it user I'm done with you this time! you're always doing X and never think about Y, y-y-y-you're kinda a jerk you know it!?"

Eh, she'll thirst for the D again eventually.
Mortys are always hyper horny by nature afterall
The only Problem is the risk of Summer or Rick finding out

Beth's eyes actualy.

>Morticia keeps coming up with stupid bullshit reasons to break up with user only to keep coming back because deep down she's a Thirsty Bitch
I can dig it

I knew about Roiland and Harmon being hostile but what's this about new hires?

Been working on this:

>wanting to fuck a female version of morty and not just regular morty
sometimes I wonder how people can live with such shit taste

youtube.com/watch?v=sz5DlH0PRmU

youtube.com/watch?v=tAGbiuNVfro

youtube.com/watch?v=HGeP3CoxypY

Cool

vocaroo.com/i/s1oWfeSLQj73

get a real gf

Rick sounds like a rapist and Morty sounds really panicked

Trips confirm, good prompt for rule 63.

Morticia thread? Nice.
Saved this a while back.

>Morty sounds really panicked

Like Morty then?

Apparently they got in trouble for having basically nothing but white guys on the writing staff, so they hired like 5-6 women and I think a couple of minority writers as well to do the writing for Season 3. And it's been nothing but drama and delays ever since.

The season was originally supposed to air in March or April IIRC, then they did delayed it to May 20th, now I think it's set for end of July and even that's kind of up in the air.

in a cute Japanese sort of way

>Fanfiction

My dream episode would go like this:
>Morty goes back to school
>new boy transfers to school
>is handsome and popular with the girls, but he decides to hang out with Morty
>after something alien related happens and Morty saves the day, he starts calling Morty smart and incredible and making him flustered
>he puts his hand on Morty's ala Kaworu and Shinji, but Morty gets freaked out by that and leaves
>Morty is at home when all of a sudden the boy appears and starts shooting at Rick
>it's revealed that the boy is an assassin hired by one of Rick's enemies and that he used Morty to get close to Rick, but realized he fucked it up when Morty freaked out at him
>boy gets upperhand and is about to kill Rick when all of a sudden, Morty steps in the way, which causes him to pause long enough for Rick to kill him
>Morty traumatized by seeing the only person whose ever complimented him be killed
>episode leaves it ambiguous as to whether or not the boy actually liked Morty
PLS R8 my fanfic.

not bad/10

Where is this from?

Get in the robot, Morty/10

Sauce or gtfo.

Fuckin' virgin.

Extras from the VR game. I spliced the 100 years music on top of it. It goes on for 4 minutes

Replace Morty with Morticia.

Or include a genderbend plot.

Sounds like bullshit to me. Ya got sources?

Reeeeeeeee boy's love is pure and beautiful don't ruin it with the taint of girls

>not having Morty/Morticia
plebs, all of you

I want to bully mortica sexually

Summer would constantly cockblock them
Rick wouldn't care as long as Morticia doesn't get preggers
Beth would be okay with it because Rick's okay with it
Jerry would refuse to believe it even if they fucked right in front of him

Have fun getting blown to bits by Rick

Purest form of love. The only one pure enough for Morty's love is Morty. I kinda like this.

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How else do you breed Morties in Pocket Morty?

Rick will never find out

The genetic sexual attraction to yourself must be intense.

>Purest form of love.
Narcissism?

This begs the question, if you could fuck a genderbent version of yourself, would you?

I would fuck any woman willing to touch me that's under 300 pounds So, no

I'm an awkward shy guy so no, I wouldn't fuck my gender bent self. We would exchange extensive amounts of information about the opposite sex so we could both become bachelors.

I want the roughest and kinkiest sex possible with girl me

Which one of you faggots posted this morticia-deck-mobile.tumblr.com
I can't stop reading

I used Faceapp on me and I liked the result.

good shit

Female1 makes me a qt nerd and female2 a PROBLEM GLASSES FEMINAZI

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This is so good.

We need porn of all these Morticias

Who'd Morty end up masturbating over while they're in a coma?

Claim your Morticiafu
I call Aspiring Bride Morticia

Morticia.

I hope that the next season is absolute dogshit so my misogynistic predictions can be vindicated and I can rub it in people's faces.

fairy

Goth Morticia

invisible

Red haired morticia

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Futa Morticia

Cowgirl Morticia

I claim Sailor Morticia.

Nah Morticia would totally be Rei

Gamer Morticia

retread of birdperson/10

doesn't go anywhere they haven't already, also needless fujoshit pandering.

Waifu Morticia

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Is genderbent me cute?

>morticia-deck-mobile.tumblr.com
Nurse Morticia

Would Morticia's voice be Kate Micucci?

I'm reading this in Justin Roiland's voice. My dick is pretty confused.

Summer

I claim #073 Buff Morticia, cause the standard Morty/Morticia personality mixed with that kind of physique would be weapons grade adorable

In a fucking heartbeat.
But girl-me would probably get on my nerves real quick, so I don't know about a long-term thing.

>implying homo is ever needless
>implying homo wouldn't make everything better

If anyone voiced Morticia, it would be be Justin doing his best girl voice.
I would accept no substitute.

Maid Morticia

summer is the most asuka like character in relation to morty

Mystic

Goo Morticia looks like she'd suck my dick. With her entire body.

i just want to be hugged by 6 arms.

>yfw it ends up being Kristen Schall