Guys

Guys.

bbc.com/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-40383627

It happened.

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twitter.com/ADobsonComics
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>live in bongland
>be unable to buy sex dolls

You mean that fucker that accused people of pretending to be sad for Adam West and told Zelda Williams to calm her tits after her father died?

Good

>be unable to buy sex dolls
I'm pretty sure they're only legal in Japan.

That's fucked up that the guy can be jailed for that. It's not a real child. Christ, what the fuck is wrong you Eurofucks? Everytime some terrorist murders a bunch of people it always turns out that you've been watching him for years. But some sadsack pedo wants to fuck a doll instead of real children? You guys are all over that shit!

I think you're missing the point here

>Andrew Dobson

IMAGINE BEING SO FAT

your next Shadman

It's not him. So no, that's not the point. It'd be hilarious if it was him, but no.

>two counts of making indecent images of children

so britbongs can be arrested for drawing child porn? man, japan would be in dire straights if that ever happened

C'mon guys, you are blowing this out of proportion.

Good. Fucking asshole had to be the most contrarian shitstain after West died for attention

>Potential Pedophile
>Instead of doing anything to any children, he using his own hard earned money to buy an expensive pleasure object, so that he can still get sexual gratification without harming any children
>Gets punished for it
It's like they want people to molest children.

lol pedos get fucked

Of course the inflatable sex toy got him in the end

Wrong Dobson, he does look pretty similar though.

post yfw you're not Andrew Dobson

who?

>shimoneta to iu gainen ga sonzai shinai taikutsu na sekai

No, user... I think you've missed the point.
This is quite possibly the only thing Andrew Dobson could have done to make himself sympathetic to the waifu lovers here on Sup Forums.

If only it was the deviantART Dobson and not some other UK pedo-loving slob

Someone link him the article
I don't use twitter.
twitter.com/ADobsonComics
He's still active on twitter as of 2 hours ago

Might just be another guy with the same name.

Why would they use his name like he's a celebrity. Is he more popular than we thought? Was he British this whole time?

ha!

Confirmed not him.

Our Dobson is American. It's not the same guy. It's weird that his name was used in the headline, though. As if all of Britain would know this man.

Of course it's another guy, Dobson's not British.

>As if all of Britain would know this man.
Yeah they're blowing it out of proportion

>As if all of Britain would know this man.
His crimes against art and Big Ben have not gone unnoticed...

They want to make sure you know his name, because something something pedoscare think of the dollchildren.

Blue bear Dobson isn't a Brit, man.

Wait, is this the blue-bear fedora inflation cartoonist guy?

Yeah, I don't get it. The reason child pornography that is real images of real children is bad is because it creates a market for the production of it, during which children are harmed.

But inanimate objects? Drawings? It's gross and weird, but since nobody is being harmed, it shouldn't be illegal, IMO.

Then again, some US counties ban SEX TOYS. What the fuck is wrong with people? Why can't they just leave others alone?

I don't mind having a Dobson thread, but you do all know this isn't THE Dobson, right?

See

You can get arrested for saying mean things on twitter over there.

twitter.com/nytimesworld/status/877224313363066880

>Watching CSI New York
>Season-long plot thread about a serial killer named Dobson who targets women shorter than him
>Every time Mac says his name I think of the blue bear in the stupid hat
Good times.

Is Justiniano still in prison for child porn?

>His crimes against art and Big Ben
Shit, I can't find that hack trace job he did of Big Ben.

I don't want to think too deeply into the perverted psychology here
But at the end of the day, its not a real human. Its a "toy". A creepy disturbing toy. But still an inanimate object.
Sure, if he goes out and does something creepy with a real kid, take action against that.
In the case of a doll, its literally a victimless crime.
I sure as hell would never even have an adult sized one. Its too corpse like IMO.

I'm waiting on androids.
Robot wife is my only hope of not dying alone.
With the speed the tech is moving, I'll buy one as a retirement present. You know, instead of a Porsche

Finally

The Non-Mighty has Fallen

>Season-long plot thread about a serial killer named Dobson who targets women shorter than him
So he doesn't kill anyone?

Yeah, I wonder what our Dobson up to besides stealing bike pumps and living every moment of his life with regret

Fucking christ.

Yes. 10 years.

but user, this is now clearly a UK pornography/obscenity law is pants on head retarded thread.

...

VR porn can be pretty damn impressive. It'll only be a couple of years before they come up with a dick-sucking peripheral. Then I'll be set.

B-but that doll is objectifying!!?!?!?!?!

We can do both.

...

Clearly Brexit was only a start. Ya'll British niggers need to storm Parliament.

Already exist. It's just not really that viable at the moment, and I don't even think it's commercialized yet, though.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fleshlight has something. Commercial for it is kinda funny.

IMAGINE BEING SO PEDOPHILE

Wait, no, I was confusing him with someone else. The guy named Dobson was the guy who cut the eyelids off his victims as he raped then killed them.

Yeah, commercialization is what I mean. I'm not investing in a prototype. I don't have the bank to be a guinea pig.

I'll have to look that up.

It's a preventive measure. Remember Sick Nick? people don't watch porn to prevent themselves from having their fetishes, it's because they don't have the means to participate in that fetish. This is fine and dandy for shit like coprophilia but when it comes to pedophelia you can't afford to legitimize wanting to fuck children because it'll encourage people who aren't mentally sound enough to separate loli from real life to nab children and live out the fantasy they've been fapping to..

the REAL story is on the right side of the page...

>He admitted importing an indecent object, possessing indecent images of children and two counts of making indecent images of children.
Overlooked that. So he wasn't arrested for the doll, but rather for actual CP.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

>getting arrested for a pre-crime

It's not illegal to want to fuck children. It's illegal to fuck children. There's a difference.

And of course, abstinence has always worked so well. Not having any outlet for sexual frustration has NEVER caused problems for anyone.

Why don't you just drive the kids over to the guy's house yourself? You are begging for him to molest real children.

The real Dobson actually seems like a pedo desu.

it's the UK, they really, really do want him to molest children.

there's hundreds and hundreds of well documented pedophile rings all over Europe and the British "aristocracy" is even more disgusting.

i know this is fake because there is no way dobson could afford a sex doll

Who was that famous children's tv host who was discovered to have been a huge pedophile after he died?

Americans can be arrested for drawing child porn too. It's happened.

>people don't watch porn to prevent themselves from having their fetishes, it's because they don't have the means to participate in that fetish.

I have to disagree with this. For a rather tame example I like watching girls take it in the ass. If a porn scene doesn't have anal it's too tame for me. I'd never fuck a girl in the ass in real life though. Shit gets stinky messy and disgusting. You can prep it for a better experience but the reality of it is if you fuck a girl in the butt enough times you're gonna eventually get your dick shit on. I don't want to deal with those consequences so I prefer to just watch that shit in porn where the nastiness can get edited out. Not every fetish I have is something I want to do in real life.

>Conservative government favouring going about pedophilia the old fashioned way

Is it really that surprising user? Pedophilia is to Conservatives as fucking men in motels is to Republicans. Why can't they just stick with other party quirks, like every Labour member of the opposite sex dating each other at one point, or Democrats arguing whether 3rd base = 4th base?

Also

>possessed CP

That's probably the reason. The police probably just got him on their radar because he imported the doll.

Also who's Dobson? I'm assuming Sup Forums related. Hi from /x/

its like nazis never went away

you can also get arrested for making nazi jokes and dressing up your dog as hitler.

>Also who's Dobson?
An autistic webcomic who constantly makes an ass of himself.

This is the UK we're talking about. They might have been drawings.

too good to be real.

It's a different Dobson.

Damn, worth a good laugh though.

thought crime got it
good thing there isnt any real crime to police am i right guys?
i guess its easy to arrest the fat weaboo ecause he wont fight back or blow himself up, real brave there guys
really making a great service to your communitty
i feel protected as fuck

Andrew Dobson (pen name Tom Preston) is a shitty webcomic artist who is basically the internet's butt-monkey. Everyone hates him. Sup Forums, Tumblr, Reddit -- all are united in hating on this guy.

The one in the OP is not the same Andrew Dobson, though.

Serious, non-rhetorical question here:

Is it better for society if they just let him import and fuck child-sized sex dolls, hoping it'll keep him away from real children, or as a known pedo, is it better to just lock him up before he moves on to actual children?

I'm not even talking about a rights-based perspective here, I mean from a societal perspective.

If anyone wants a good laugh, go check out Dobson's Youtube channel.

He plays Skyrim at 3 FPS and mouth breaths like an asthmatic while crying about trolls.

And before you ask, yes, all the comments and ratings are turned off.

>It's a preventive measure.
Meanwhile, the fuckstain who murdered people on London Bridge was openly supporting ISIS and terrorism. But we wouldn't want to do anything preventive about THAT, would we?

Hypocritical fucks. Either police thought crimes or don't police them. Pick a god damned side.

>Arrest some weirdo guy who bought a sex doll
>But Didn't do anything about that Child Sex gang for 10 years because everyone in it were muslims

Nice priorities you got there Britain.

Just make sex dolls that are midget sized, let the pervs imagination do the rest.

Depends on the person.
Some will use it as a gateway, some will be satisfied with it, some want one and would never seriously think of doing it to an actual child.

That would be arresting people for "maybe, at some point down the road" committing a crime, and I personally do not want to live in such a society.

>show up to populated area with machine guns and enough ammo to exterminate the next three schools and a few theaters
>thanks to a tip get caught
>YOU CAN'T ARREST ME, I ONLY WANT TO COMMIT A MASS SHOOTING, I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET

>It's not illegal to want to fuck children.
It's not illegal to want to fuck children. acting on or feeding that urge in literally any way possible is the illegal part.

>abstinence has always worked so well. Not having any outlet for sexual frustration has NEVER caused problems for anyone.
I mean yeah, thing being punished tends to make that thing extremely scarce. Operant conditioning

>Why don't you just drive the kids over to the guy's house yourself? You are begging for him to molest real children.
If he's molesting children at all I doubt giving him a lifeless doll would've pacified him. In fact having free access to a child totem may just make him think "well I can fuck this doll why not little amy next door?" that's why pedophelia in any capacity is discouraged. You cannot legitimize wanting to fuck children because if at any point someone thinks it's okay to want to fuck children then they're just that much closer to fucking children.

>I'd never fuck a girl in the ass in real life though.
Yes but are you buying life like ass models to fuck? I love loli and /ss/ myself, but I'm not going to sit here and pretend that's okay just because it gets me off. Attraction to children in any capacity is wrong. if you're that much of a hard line pedophile that you are literally buying a child sized doll to fuck just to be closer to "the real thing" then you need to be detained and rehabilitated before your lust intensifies any further.

Tough call. Locking him up is certainly safer for society, but far more expensive. You run the risk of him going beyond the doll if you leave him be, but that won't cost anything. And another problem is that you really can't lock him up until he actually does something. Policing thought crimes is just horrible policy for everyone.

I'd go with letting him have the doll and hoping for the best. Out of the available options, its the safest and most cost-efficient for society.

Jimmy Saville

Thanks, that's who I was thinking of. Got away with it for decades thanks to his government ties.

>Yes but are you buying life like ass models to fuck?

I mean if I was into that sort of thing that would get rid of pretty much all the problems I have with it so... probably yeah. I tend to find realdolls creepy in an uncanny valley sort of way but if you're into that stuff you're not hurting anyone.

That doesn't look like "our" Dobson.

I guess this is why the thread is still up.

David Icke was right.

How can one man rally so much disgust aimed exclusively at himself?

At least we don't let any lunatic buy and carry guns as they please while instead protecting our children from the evils of the nipple and certain bad words.

And people wonder why I don't use social media.

>thought crime got it
I hate when people spout this. He wasn't arrested for thinking of fucking a child. He practically practicing fucking a child.

>i guess its easy to arrest the fat weaboo ecause he wont fight back or blow himself up,
Oh look it's the deflection to a completely unrelated group. tell me about the time police caught a guy making his suicide vest then let him go because "he hasn't done it yet, it would be thought crime to arrest him."

>was openly supporting ISIS and terrorism.
freedom of speech. We can have this conversation about fucking children. however neither of us are actually simulating fucking a child now are we?

Europe needs to be glassed

Hey, I'd never say America is perfect. We are well and truly fucked up in plenty of our ways.

Not the guns part, though. Guns are fine. Don't be a pussy.

I suppose we could always build those rehabilitation centers like they have in Germany tho. Although I can't account for how successful they are.

Except for the word "Fanny", Cunt is A-OK but "Fanny?" Oh noooooo!