It's Friday night. Why aren't you out drinking?

It's Friday night. Why aren't you out drinking?

Because I'm inside drinking.

>Paying money to turn yourself stupid
>Best case scenario is waking up next to someone you'd never otherwise talk to

Weeeeee

Because I don't want a hangover for a birthday present tomorrow

Because only boring losers spend their free time altering their perception of reality to make it and themselves more interesting.

I work Saturday mornings so I hang out Saturday nights

You sound fun. Give me your typical Friday night. You're anonymous here, so be honest.

Because i go drink on saturday

I would rather shitpost.

Because I'm drinking at home.

Getting Faded with the gf watching cartoons

Go to /ck/ maite, Sup Forums fags can't handle booze

I hate the taste of weak stuff like beer and I don't want to get hooked on vodka or such

Got enough problems already desu

Living the dream.

Getting hammered, watching anime or playing old PC games and then passing out around dawn

Thanks for the dose I guess?

You go out on Friday night
I stay in but that's alright
Because I have found a clique to call my oooooooowwnnn

I spent enough years doing that.
Haven't had a drink in a year and a half.

HEY GUYS

IM CAL

I LOOOOVE MISSING LADIES

THEYRE SOFT

homestuck is for faggots, user

and so are you

Do you know how expensive that is user? Plus I really don't like the taste of alcoholic drinks. When my friends took me to a bar once I was the DD and the bar gave me free soda because I was.

>*slurp*
>hey
>*slurp*
>hey
>*slurp*
>hey

>how expensive it is

Buying a mickey of Kraken, chugging half of it in a sitting, and then going out with your friends and not buying any overpriced beer at a bar isn't expensive user.

no friends, nowhere to go, cheap

You were the DAREDEVIL?

You can have fun with us.

Here's to you user. And got the new Head Kipper in my backpack but ran into some friends

Girls don't like me and my autism makes it difficult to filter background noise out, so what's the point? I'd rather have a drink and a conversation anywhere else

drinking to get a hangover is retarded, user is not wrong to avoid it

what are you eight

that just means they pissed in his eyes and beat his dad to death, it's not what you're thinking

congrats user, I've finally managed to quit for a month here after 11 years. Let these people kill themselves

I don't drink. For one thing I hate the taste, for another alcoohlism killed my mother and a good friend.

Poor and misanthropic. Why else?

because im inside and drinking alone

Thanks Doc. I need this medicine, because I'm drinking alone and watching Zootopia.

I wanna fuck the rabbit.

its a comics and cartoons board, why arent you on topic?

trying to masturbate
failing to masturbate
odering a pizza if i have any money

Drink alone, watch cartoons, work on my homebrew setting.

Internet "friends" just make me feel worse about having no friends

Ive never read it, I just like the occasional silly image.
and Vriska

Because we're nerds. Alcohol interferes with our anxiety meds.

An influx of shitposters and inexperienced posters, coinciding with (but maybe not directly caused by) the American educational system relieving its students for traditional mid-year sabbatical.

I don't drink because alcoholism runs in my family

Went out drinking last Friday night. Not doing it this weekend to save money. I'm taking the week of the 4th of July off, and I plan on getting shitfaced with my family during that time.

I dunno, me and my internet friends are a close knit bunch. I even gave one a loan of 300 bucks and he payed me back asap.

Because I'm at home drinking, where the vodka is cheap and the sadness is free.

Got nowhere to go.
Never had booze, have no desire.
Getting ready for a vacation tomorrow.

Well even then I'm shit art making internet friends.

LSD>Shrooms>Weed>Booze

No thanks. Addiction runs in my family. Better safe than sorry.

Mine too, never stopped me before.

You sound like me. I'm not fun.

Oh. Than...I just don't wanna.

I'm a boring hermit.

>An influx of shitposters and inexperienced posters
so an influx of you?

>drinking to get a hangover is retarded
I don't get 'em, so I wouldn't know.

I just might.

Fair enough. I won't pressure you. Drugs can be a lot of fun though, and mushrooms/weed helped improve my suicidal depression.

Eh. Sometimes I kinda wanna die.

Because I work on Saturdays

cool story tripfag

kill yourself

I don't need another DUI.

Then don't drink and drive. It's not that hard.

Not sure how drinking can be fun. Alcohol taste some kind of flammable chemical and makes your body feel heavy and head feel like shit. Drink with others? Why? All you are going to do is have boring, pointless conversations with them while having to act as if you enjoy their company. It's a pain. It's much better to just stay home and play videogames with online friends.

This. I don't even have a license. Fuck cars. Cars are deathtraps.

Imagine not worrying.

>Almost all family has drinking problems
>Father teachs me how to drink with responsibility
>"Drinking is about celebrating, never drink because you are sad or alone"

Thanks father

i waited for plans that never came through

I hate the taste of alcohol too, but a few mugs of wine can be a nice pick-me-up every now and then.

>This fucking thread
I'm having a hard time believing this isn't /r9k/. I never realized Sup Forums was chock full of faggots. And I don't mean the fun homosex kind of faggots.

I have have a car. It's just really easy to not drive it when I'm drinking.

are you new?

Make a pen pal or play games online that require you to talk to people. Part of the reason why MMO's and things got big was you could meet people quickly and could gauge interests easily. Worst case scenario is you befriend a Brazilian or a weeaboo stuck in the early 2000's. Best case is a plain Jane to pretty-if-she-puts-effort-into-it-girl who you might one day have a long distance relationship and eventual fuck or an actual friend.

You had a good dad. I watched mine eat it due to complications caused by his constant drinking. He was a good dad, too.

I'm drinking.

>Get paid
>realize how little I get paid even with side jobs and tuition
>Get depressed
>Drink when I get home
>Realize my field of study will involve me catering to sick and dying people for the rest of their life
>Fuck a fat girl on tinder since they're the most likely to not give a shit when I come over shit faced
>Be humiliated as I can't get get my flaccid pee pee up from anxiety, whiskey dick, and overall attractiveness of the girl
>Destroy any shred of respect for myself as I stare at the ceiling as the rotund battle beast has its way with me
>Spend the next 20 minutes having awkward small talk while I wait for my Uber
>Walk of shame to my room as my roommate and his girlfriend stare at me as my body is a road map of fluids. From semen to tears
>Wake up at 7am for my morning class

I've had this routine for about 6 months now.

How do you make a pen pal? I don't really like mmos or any of that shit

...

Speaking as a care provider, sometimes you run into the girl of your dreams. Never give up hope.

LRA left us too soon, he was going to herald an age of neo-Samurai apprentices in the cyberpunk dystopia of 2020.

>a few mugs of wine
Classy

>Imagine not worrying.
I tried drinking several times. It never affected the way I thought. Just made me feel like I had a head cold. I never had anxiety, either. I'm not a female.

Booze doesn't give you anxiety.

Because I'm in drinking.

And because I work tomorrow.

>this happened to me
>she died

I SHOULD'VE FUCKING LISTENED TO MY DAD

I would give it a shot then if you get the chance. Best case scenario, it's the best feeling ever. Worst case scenario, you find out what it's actually like to die and realize it's not all it's cracked up to be.

I'm sorry user. Maybe you'll find another one that will make that hurt less.

My father was abusive and an adulterer. Good for you though.

The guy was booze stopped anxiety but that isn't true for all people. It's probably just a placebo effect anyway. Plus, real men don't get anxiety.

>real men don't get anxiety.
And to think, yesterday I thought I heard the dumbest shit I would ever hear.

Thats the problem with seeing what death feels like: you can only do it once.

Watching extra-cheese romantic media ranging from greentexts and mangas to anime and 3dpd movies until i cry myself to sleep from the loneliness

I don't even take "friday nights" into account anymore. even if you have a job/go to school, the concept of the classic "work week" is fucking dying, especially if you work nights and/or weekends.

I piss away my money on alternative forms of entertainment?

You say that, but you've also never done drugs before. Have a bad enough trip, and you know what it feels like.

So, gay porn?

What do you homebrew user? I make mostly pales, 3 tier system (but use it as a 2 tier) all grain. Glad another Sup Forums user homebrews. I like to read comics during the mash, and some of the boil, and during chilling the wort.

The /tg/ sort of homebrew. Did you not read the 'setting' of the statement?

Also, pales are shit.

I have an aversion to alcohol after it killed my dad and brother.

Alcohol didn't kill them. They killed themselves. Stop blaming inanimate objects.

Then clearly your future lies in the hot stem of a crack pipe.

I appreciate the advice user, but no thanks.

Fuck you, pales are awesome.

Is that something that can be done in an apartment, or do you need a really big setup? Brewing my own beer sounds like fun.

Fair enough. I've been suicidal long enough that the closest I'll ever get to doing it is drinking too heavily. After a while it becomes a shit or get off the pot kind of thing.