When it comes to procreation, men are essential, but for pleasure, not necessary

>When it comes to procreation, men are essential, but for pleasure, not necessary.
What did she mean by this?

That chicks know how to push their own buttons.

That chicks know how to push eachother's buttons.

These.

Amazons are stuck-up prudes.

It's a bunch of women hanging around an island for a few hundred years, what do you think they've been doing?

It's the Amazons version of "women are for marrying, boys are for pleasure".

70-80% of men don't know how to lick pussy.

Seriously, learn it, and you automatically will become a superhero. To women that fuck you at least.

bumping pussies beats pole climbing every day of the week

...

someone post the tazmanian devil crossover

She's right, but only with regard to pleasures that any idiot could give you.

Didn't we have two threads of this already?

That chicks can jerk off, too.

But was he every woman's husband and every man's wife tho?

>willingly learning to do the most beta thing possible

>people who are most offended by this line get the least action to begin with
Really fires the ol' synapses.

It's a reference to how guys stop after they orgasm but they don't continue to let their girls orgasm because they suck at true sex

That she can finger blast herself and her fellow Amazons.

Lesbian stuff.

Thought this was nude Rogue resting her forehead on her knees

>Having sex with a woman is now considered beta...

Holy fuck user you're so fucking stupid, holy shit.

Crocheting.

no silly, pleasing women is beta.
c'mon sis, how new are you?

FUCKING ROASTIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>he doesn't want a woman to sit on his face
Fag

What superhero (male) is the best at eating pussy?

They're sidekicks, just like the cartoon.

straight women have the fewest orgasms.

Reed Richards
or
Ant-Man shrinks and uses Janet's clit as a punching bag

Batman. He's a sexual master.
Just ask Diana

Not sure about licking but Pym can shrink down and get right in there and use his whole body. 100% canon

And gay men have the most. What's your point?

Toad

Vibe
Chairface Chippendale

That maybe I need to reconsider my life?

My girl doesn't understand the appeal of face sitting. Yet she loves it when I jam my cock down her throat. Go figure.

>not licking pussy

>Vibe
then learn how to eat pussy correctly.

there's really no need to sperg over this.

broads aren't necessary for jerking off either. So I'm not sure what kind of offense I'm to take from "you can masturbate and be happy" being a conclusion drawn from a sex scroll.

Someone with speed and/or power, so Flash or Supes

>Most beta thing possible
Oh, you can go WAY more beta than that, user.

How can I learn to eat pussy better?

...

Dragon dildos are popular for a reason, user.

seminars. seriously, there are classes you can go to. Some have them at sex stores, I went to one at a sex trade show just for the hell of it (also the bondage one for curiosity, haven't ever done it).

Or you can just ask your gf what she likes best. Talking about your sex life makes it TONS better

I can't believe nobody has mentioned Lick-It Man, the literal answer to this question.

>pleasuring a woman is beta
Do you even have a girlfriend?

>Fav Drink: Pineapple Juice
Fucking on point!

She prophetically meant that when it comes to mantaining brand awareness, Man of Steel was essential, but her solo origin story is still more well received now and making more box office movie than Supes.

Your turn, Batffleck movie.

Mind = Blown

>seminars on cunnilingus

Toad

>Superbro

Guys, guys, guys. He's not a beta. He's just a stupid fucking greasy pasta-slurping wop. For some reason the Eye-Ties have been convinced that drinking from the furry cup is less manly than sucking actual dick since at least the Bronze Age.
I know, shit's weird.

Nope he was just a troll, and judging by the amount of replies, a mildly successful one

you're doing it wrong

She meant that Lesbianism is rampent on an island without men. /thread

what, pussy licking?

>What did she mean by this?
lip service
digging for clams
pearl diving
eating out
dining at the Y
cutting the carpet

...I'm not following

literally all you have to do is hammer that button

you don't need a penis for that

>hammer that button
Very few women like it when that is done fast and hard. Most want that part licked slower cause it's extremely sensitive. Do you like your dick rubbed a ton after you orgasm? It's kinda like that, too much and it leads to pain.

Everyone is a little different though

never understood how dudes go on and on about pussy being the best shit ever but licking it is basically gay

Lesbian love anal sex/butt play.

>"That's a big strap-on."
>"For /u/."

Polishing the mirror.

Yodeling in the valley.

The fuck user? I'm a wop and I love eating pussy. Piss off.

Only in porn.

I don't mind fucking one, but licking it isn't up my alley. DESU most look roasty as fuck and honestly I don't even find them to be visually appearing unless they have the tight apparence.

Before "you must be gay" I don't find dicks or the idea of being penetrated by one attractive either. I think I'm just not that into sex because I'm picky as fuck about what I like and honestly I think I enjoy just looking at cartoon fetish porn and jerking off more than actually engaging in anything.

Was I broken before I found the internet Sup Forums or did too much internet break me and my tastes?

Maybe you just have a low sex drive. Or maybe you masturbate too much to weird cartoon porn and you lost sight of what real life sex is like, I dunno.

she just described the mindset of every lonely unmarried woman ever

>you masturbate too much to weird cartoon porn and you lost sight of what real life sex is like
I hear you, but I had a fling a few months ago and I just didn't enjoy the sex that much. I would agree with you if I'd been dry for years, but I haven't lost sight of it if I had it recently and the entire thing was just "meh" to me. A lot of effort for something I didn't enjoy that much.

Well technically that's true, anyone can orgasm on their own.