Fuck, Marry, Kill

And explain why.

are we talking Lisa or Zombie Lisa here?

>fuck meg
>marry meg
>kill meg

The other two aren't of age and haven't really done anything terrible. So I guess what this user said. Wouldn't intentionally do it though, just find a loophole that involves her just dying of old age or something to justify it.

Fuck Meg because she needs a win and the desperation means she'd probably be a good lay.

Marry Wendy because she's the most intelligent and well-adjusted of the three.

Kill Lisa to save the world from her preachy bullshit.

Fuck Lisa
Marry Wendy
Kill Meg

You got that backwards
>Kill Meg
>Marry Meg
>Fuck Meg

>well-adjusted of the three
Didn't she shoot a teacher into the middle of the sun once?

>kill meg
>marry meg
>fuck hat
In that order

>Fuck Meg
>Marry Meg
>kill the other two. Especially post season 10 Lisa.

>Fuck Wendy
>Marry Meg
>Kill Post-Season 10 Lisa

Is this an fbi sting

Fuck Meg. She's dirty, she'll do stuff.

Marry Wendy. She's a bit annoying but deeply down sweet and she'll probably have a carreer that'll support us both.

Kill Lisa. She's lived too long as it is.

>fuck Meg
>marry future/adult Lisa
>kill Wendy

That was super early into the show (eleventh episode) and most of the characters back then are barley recognizable compared to who they are now.

Would you really question Kyle's morality compared to Cartman based on his kick the baby moments?

Well they sure didn't arrest anybody in the Princess Marco thread.

>Marry Meg
since I know the actual meg(innactive agent from Russia) killed the old
>Kill Lisa
we all are agree that Lisa is the most unnoying character in the show, analyzing the story (by chapter) we can realize that Lisa is the type of character that delays and makes everyone more unhappy because she does not consider it right, it's like Marge but Lisa is worse
>Fuck Wendy
she's nice but she deserve to die, the difference between her and Lisa is that Wendy don't make me think in kill her every fucking time

How old is Meg anyway

According to wiki 18 (in season 10)

Thanks I haven't watched FG since season four. I think she was 15 when he show started.

If it's real Lisa then marry her

If it's zombie Simpsons Lisa then kill her

The other two a shit.

Actually, I'd love to see an episode like that, taking the personalities of characters from S1 and pitting them directly against themselves in S22 or whatever's next.

Fuck Lisa
Marry Wendy
Kill Meg

Seems like obvious choices.

Kill Lisa, Fuck Meg, Marry Meg.

fuck meg cause shes the only one of age
kill lisa because shes yellow
Marry wendy because most suitable wife material

Kill Meg because I hate everything to do with the show.
Fuck Wendy to make Stan cry
That leaves me marrying Lisa I guess.

Fuck Meg, Marry Wendy, Kill Lisa.

Why choose such young characters?

Delete this

Never thought id see Meg as the lesser of the evils.

I am unable to answer your post, OP

Wendy seems like she's going through a phase and she'd grow up to be much less of a cunt.
Lisa seems like she's only getting started.

>fuck meg
she's 18 and could probably use the confidence boost
>kill lisa
self explanatory
>marry wendy
best wife material out of the three

Fuck Wendy, because she should be up for it without strings.

Marry Lisa, because she will be up for threesomes, canonically, and will be good at keeping the household economy stable.

Kill Meg, because her life is awful.

kill meg
fuck wendy i guess
marry lisa

I'm a leftist intersectional feminist (male) and into the arts so Lisa and I would have a lot to talk about

Can I just run my dick thought a paper shredder instead?

This thread is bad and you should feel bad

No

But if I did I wouldn't have to fuck one of these bitches. And if I bleed out after doing it, I won't have to marry one either.