SHAOLIN COWBOY - WHO'LL STOP THE REIGN #3

SHAOLIN COWBOY - WHO'LL STOP THE REIGN #3

STORYTIME

BECAUSE THIS HASN'T BEEN POSTED YET FOR SOME REASON

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I don't even know what to ask that pig is.

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Sorry for the delay.

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HA HA, TIME FOR DARROW

And thanks OP, I didn't know that this came out.

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No problem.

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Had to shrink this page, so it might look like shit.

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BAMP!

This book is so fucking surreal that Ultraman fighting Godzilla barely rates as a backdrop for it.

Also had to shrink this page, so it may also look like shit.

The file size on this rip is ridiculous.

Also had to shrink this one, even more so than the others, so this one very likely will look poor compared to the other images.

This is really getting to be a pain in the ass.

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>>the pterodactyls that grabbed the baby are back from last issue

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No letters page in this issue, or at least none that was included in the rip.

And that's that.

I am speechless.

Basically me every time one of these comes out, these things really need to be in pages with better quality than ordinary floppies, some of the crazy detail in Darrow's pages can get hard to pick out.

This was awe inspiring. In more ways than one. Thanks!

>that cover

lol

>SERGIO ARAGONES VARIANT COVER

OH WOW!

>COQ-BITES

This is already too insane for words.

>We ninjas are known as the accountants of the martial arts world, because we always keep our balance!
>And I'm going to put you in the red!

This is legitimately some of the most batshit dialog in comics history.

Don't worry Dark Horse collects all of Darrow's stuff in hardcovers the size of the Library Editions

Is that pig farting?

The fact that this page is somehow the most fucked up one yet is quite an achievement given the unbelievably high standard set by the earlier pages.

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>Ultraman fighting Godzilla in the background

What the fuck is this even

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What WORLD does this take place in?
Japanese Fight World?

And why was the crab from "The Hike" on that girl's head?

No problem.

That bottom panel is one of the most fucked things I have ever seen.

>dog pissing

What in the fuck is he doing with that fish?

>PiLDOS

I WAN NO TRABLE

>hog is bleeding out the ass and they're licking it up

Dog nunchucks.

Wait, sorry, knife-legged dog nunchucks.

Okay.

OH SHI-

I didn't even notice that at first!

How does that crab mindcontrol her?

Y'know what, it doesn't even matter. Nothing in this comic makes any sense anyway.

>We are wicked pissers.
>And today, cowboy, you get to be our hydrant.

Yeah, this is the most insane dialog in any comic since The Coming of the Supermen.

I keep thinking there's no way this comic can get anymore baffling than it already is, but there you go.

dat pigga dead

Is that dog farting?

And now the dogs are literally pissing themselves.

>'and they ALL have HEALTH CARE, making them FEARLESS!"

holy fuck mein sides

>stuff updates in real time

what are you referring to?

Clocks and stuff

Blue Demon a QT.

Do Y'all think I should story time Hard-Boiled this week? I don't have the best rip but it should get the job done.

Sure why not.

Try to get a better rip/scan. Some of the scans I've seen are ROUGH looking.

YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'M READING

fucking madness

this deserves a WTF bump

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Fuck Darrow

He is an asshole.

Based Sergio.

I honestly wonder if the talking jackass will ever return and Shaolin Cowboy will actually get back to fighting the demon baby or whatever the fuck it was at the end of the first series