Can we have a Sup Forums confessions thread?

Can we have a Sup Forums confessions thread?

Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls is one of my favorite webcomics

You too, huh? Just wanna slam that smug virgin boipucci till it calls you daddy?

I ain't confessing nothing until Father Hulk is here to smash my sins.

MoS and BvS are two of my favorite movies, although I don't shitpost about "kino".
I write shipping fanfiction. I've gotten into shows for the shipping and written fics for shows I haven't watched.
Incidentally, I'm a massive waifufag. The only comic I actually purchase is Ms. Marvel because I find Kamala cute.
I don't like Pixar at all. I think Toy Story 1 is fine and can't stand everything else.

I like Dresden Codak. Though admittedly I have not been keeping up with Dark Science.

When the "Will Marten even fuck Claire" saga was going on, some trans user posted nudes and I fapped to them like the fist of north star
cutest dick I've seen, no homo

Confess my child and Hulk smash puny sins.

I thought the MoS/BvS and the shipping things were the same confession for a second there.

>The only comic I actually purchase is Ms. Marvel because I find Kamala cute.
this may be the only decent opinion on your whole post
but it's an opinion that make us brothers now

same
I hope she sees this and is proud of herself

I've been stockpiling hundreds of Ghoul School photos, stories and porn. I've also created a fantasy storyline involving several universes crushed together, mainly using Ghoul school characters,in my head that I work out to, running 4 miles for each "session". It got so bad last Halloween that I was actively fantasizing about fucking one of the spooky girls I turned down real women (I'm actually athletic and moderately attractive/charismatic) because I could never find a IRL comparison to Winnie or Grufftine/Gothetta

>It got so bad last Halloween that I was actively fantasizing about fucking one of the spooky girls I turned down real women (I'm actually athletic and moderately attractive/charismatic) because I could never find a IRL comparison to Winnie or Grufftine/Gothetta

Jeez, user. It's not even a bad hobby you got there, but rejecting actual pussy for imaginary pussy?

>Laika is an "all style, no substance" studio; they make visually amazing animation but mediocre stories
>I'm glad Archie Sonic is ending, most of the new characters aren't good save a few; the older issues' bad characters may have been worse, but the good characters were really good
>Steven Universe is the only cartoon currently airing I have any interest in watching regularly
>With the exceptions of Spongebob and Avatar, none of the Nicktoons were all that spectacular
>With that being said, Jimmy Neutron and Barnyard were both entertaining shows
>Rango was shit
>Xavier: RA is probably the only Adult Swim show worth watching
>The Simpsons didn't get unwatchable until around season 15 or so

Animation isn't reaching its full potential not because of "muh evil executives," but because the people making it don't know jack shit about real cinema or culture or anything other than anime and entry-level pop culture like Star Wars and Harry Potter. You think Chuck Jones or Ralph Bakshi got to where they were off of fucking Steven Universe and Sailor Moon? I don't think so.

Eh, sounds like you've become a ghost of your former self

>Rango was shit
What the fuck? Explain yourself before your soul is tormented for all eternity.

I've got something I have to get off my chest. Hero goes.
Fuck off and never post on this site again.

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Maybe not shit, but something about the plotting of the film feels off and not many of he jokes are any good
Animation was tops though, I'll give it that

I've masturbated to this comic.

Literally die, nigger

I've grown addicted to looking for comics on DA just to post them here.
I used to tripfag 24 on Sup Forums, but I realized how stupid it made me look stopped and abandoned my trip. I still uses a trip every now and then, but it's a different one and I only uses it when posting content for Sup Forums.

There was a time I read Critical Miss religiously and would refresh the page over and over waiting for an update. The only proof of this is a handful of reaction images I can't part with (pic related).

>hates PIXAR
>loves dceu
I hope you die a slow painful death

Sorry for your shit taste

Simple masturbation is smalltime. You have to post a cum-on-picture pic of Jesska if you want to prove your devotion.

Stop being a tripfag

msj

i'm not trans but sometimes i really identify with these comics

What about Osamu Tezuka?

I've had sex before and I dont really like it.

Also I genuinely loved dr strange and its by far my favorite mcu movie. The only thing I would change is make it like an hour longer

And last one, I think Deadpool is overrated.

I asked a girl out from work because another co-worker I barely know likes her, after I smashed her puss I dump her

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>I've had sex before and I dont really like it.

I KNOW RIGHT?

It feels like such a need, but during the act I'm not feeling that great. Also, the stress of pleasing your partner instead of yourself is such a pressure

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Good job user. There's no point in liking someone just to do nothing, shyness be damned. Serves your co-worker right if he's the kind to feel entitled and expect everyone to stay away from her just because he has a small crush.

I think the Minions are hilarious but the world is currently made of Snark and Salt so I have to stay in the closet about it.

just don't shoot up your working place, pls dude
Or if you do at least manage to get a high score

Can totally relate 100%.

>MoS and BvS are two of my favorite movies, although I don't shitpost about "kino".
Come on, really? I marginally liked the movies and thought they were unfairly shit on in a lot of areas but if they're your favorite movies then you must not watch a lot of movies. Considering you hate the good Pixar movies, I guess I shouldn't find that surprising.

I dunno I'm pretty normal I guess
I make borderline pedo 3d porn of cartoon girls I like

I know this is a thread about shit opinions, but really? What could you possibly like about the webcomic, let alone consider it one of your favorites? Hell, if you just want to read a trans comic at least read the one by that Asian one since they actually make relatively humorous jokes every now and again.

Is that so?

I've been writing Steven Universe fanfiction as a way to deal with my gripes with the way the story is going. It has Lapis fucking off of Earth and away from the barn and going on adventures in space, like fighting mobsters, space terrorists, bounty hunters and the like while trying to find her purpose in life. I can tell it's deeply flawed though and hate that no one really comments on it.

The funniest part about this comic is even if God doesn't exist trannies would still be a mistake of nature only able to survive because of human civilization

My confession is that I'm tired of depression shit
I actively get mad at depressed people and such. Playing Persona 5, I hated Futaba with such a passion and seeing these comics boils me with rage.
The reason is that even when I had (and maybe still have) depression, I'm tired of tolerating people and friends who also suffer depression pushing me back instead of letting me move foward. That goes for my current girlfriend, who I hate for these reason, but can't break with because she's the closest person I have in my life and helps me feel alive, even tho' half the time she's a fucking toxic influence and a cunt.
I just want a better girlfriend.

I also think ASM2 was pretty fun and while really flawed and shamelessly produced by suits, it was the closest we've had to a Spider-man movie that feels like the comics.

>a mistake of nature only able to survive because of human civilization

Isn't this most channers though?

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I'm mtf trans and I hate that comic Because it knows how I feel

Secondary confession
I legitimately get triggered every time I see assigned male. I want the person who makes that comic to fucking die

Nigga's devoted to his waifu, user.

I also want to draw so much pedo porn but I avoid it because I don't want to be discovered if I move foward as an artist.

There's also the fact that I legit wish I could tell a story in comic form about late tween, early teen sexuality because no one is an innocent angel when it comes to those themes in real life, unlike the media wants you to believe

Ironically or Non-ironically?

Speaking of transgenders, one of my favourite webcomics was Loxie and Zoot/The Bare Pit

I know, everyone hates me for liking that movie
But if you can't laugh at the mad scientist part, can you laugh at all?

bit much just because he's annoying

>i was just a little kid
>my favorite show was caillou
>i watched it everyday
>then one day caillou started talking to me
>he came out of the t.v.
>i huged caillou and kissed him
>but i wanted more
>the way he looked at me made me feel funny inside
>my little stick was standing up
>i knew what i had to do
>i had to become one with caillou
>i got inside off his clothes rubbing his warm belly
>the smell of his head was making my stick harder than it was before
>i couldn't take it anymore
>i got a knife and cut a hole in caillou
>i wanted to get closer to him
>i wanted to be inside him
>i shoved my body inside of his hot belly
>my stick was about to explode
>my sweet boy milk came out of my stick and it all got inside of him
>caillou's belly was just so hot
>i started to melt
>my body began melting into his body
>we began to feel each over combining into one body
>we now have lots of fun time touching our stick and drinking our boy milk
>i have become one with caillou

sorry, she's

This is Sup Forumsmblr so I guess that's not too shocking.

It's kinda shit m80, most of it is just ironic shiptoasting so don't worry about it
just search gruftine on paheal, shoulld be the first result
On an aside why are anons who crush on Gruftine specifically so obsessive

It's not just annoying, that comic is commonly shown to people just to make them hate trannies. That comic's existence is directly leading to society hating me more for no reason.

I liked the super mario bros movie

Depression is a fucking meme. It has been over a decade since I was diagnosed with depression and I'm pretty much over it ('it' is probably some sort of stress induced neuron-immunological inflammation response, nothing to do with 'muh chemicals'). It is trivially solved by simple fucking life style changes like getting a little bit of sun each day, exercising a minimal amount, eating like a human being, and actually doing something productive.

The biggest road block to solving my problems was not wanting to admit what had plagued me and wasted years of my life was trivial. People don't want to face this because it means accepting that it really is sort of your fault and its embarrassing how truly pathetic the whole thing is.

Hope you like having cancer

>Laika is an "all style, no substance" studio; they make visually amazing animation but mediocre stories
I'll admit Boxtrolls was a bit underwhelming but Kubo had a rather good story even if it had some flaws. The fact they actually had his parents straight up die and not go for some stereotypical feel-good bullshit makes it at least infinitely more original than most of the children films out there.
>Steven Universe is the only cartoon currently airing I have any interest in watching regularly
I know there's not a lot of good cartoons airing, but really?
>With the exceptions of Spongebob and Avatar, none of the Nicktoons were all that spectacular
>Rocko's Modern Life, Hey Arnold!, CatDog, Angry Beavers, Rugrats, Invader Zim, KaBlam!, Action League Now, MLATR, pre-zombie Fairly Oddparents, Danny Phantom, Harvey Beaks
Come on dude, at least half of those shows I just mentioned were pretty good.
>With that being said, Jimmy Neutron and Barnyard were both entertaining shows
I'll agree with Jimmy Neutron, but Back in the Barnyard is just a shitty meme.
>Rango was shit
Thems fightin' words
>Xavier: RA is probably the only Adult Swim show worth watching
Venture Bros is all I need to say about that to invalidate this opinion.

Make a new email, use a fake name, turn off location setting, use said email to create a username and create from there if you want to share it with the rest of the internet otherwise just do what Simon does and post your shit on Sup Forums and never save it.

didn't half of the comics she makes become "lmao trump"?

>Depression is a fucking meme.

Mine's unironically My Life With Fel, I just love the concept of it, but wish the artist would update his comic more than once a week.

the artstyle is what concerns me

Sinfest is one of my favorites

A simple fix and by "simple" I mean painful and time consuming. Train yourself to draw in a different style while retaining your original style, use your less dominate hand if need be. Now go create you dream comic user.

I am a mtf trans person and I agree with you. Being all smug and shit and shitting on cis people is not a good way to go and makes people hate us more because the loudest are the fucking loonies

I appreciate your input and actually believe in that beating depression merely depends on oneself, their attitude and willingness to overcome it.
But brains are indeed chemicals, man.

Aw man, you gotta go kill yourself my man.

Even so, quirks always show up.
Still, might as well do it for myself.

I like your loud house shit senpai

This. It's fine once in a while, but really I'd rather just masturbate. Maybe back to back or while holding eachother.

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That guy literally worked himself to death. I love his works, but I really don't think the world would be a better place if there were many more people like him.

I still kinda like it, art is gorgeous. Haven't really checked it for a while so i don't know how it is going story-wise.

W-why? Sinfest is routinely considered one of the worst high-profile webcomics on the internet. Even before Tatsuya became a rabid SJW the webcomic was little more than a completely inoffensive newspaper strip.

Brains are indeed chemicals but just saying that depression is caused by a 'chemical imbalance' reductionist as fuck and doesn't really mean anything. It's like saying cancer is a chemical imbalance, technically true, doesn't explain or help you fix anything.

The link between drugs like SSRI's and depression is very poorly understood, they were found to somewhat help with depression by accident. Meta-analyses have shown that they only have any substantial effect on very severe depression.

The art is good, it's four panel format is easy to digest, it updates daily, I find some of the characters and their backstories endearing, and even if there are some stories and characters I don't like there are usually several plot threads going on all at once so I don't have to wait long until it shifts focus.

Also I should clarify that when I say "one of my favorites" I mean "one of the small handful I actually regularly read."

>technically true, doesn't explain or help you fix anything.
that's why they usually give you medication against depression and suggest doing exercise though, since it helps to balance the chemicals in the brain
Pretty much all you said about combating depression is true, but it works because chemicals

I didn't like Guardians of the Galaxy.

And I don't mind calarts.

I like the art for Dresden Codak and Questionable Content updates at a regular pace but they're still some of the worst webcomics out there. If you're starving for quantity, Kill Six Billion Demons and Unsounded update regularly every week and have infinitely better characters and art.

You mean Trans Girl Next Door

Neither do I. Outside of some of the Paul Rudd elements, the plot of the first film is incredibly generic and I'm just exhausted by the shitty memes the movie has spawned.

Thanks for the suggestions. I appreciate the gesture. I probably won't do that though, as long as we're all being honest.

Yeah, the whole body is made of chemicals. If you only look at it at that level of analysis you'll miss out on the bigger picture. The newest research on depression links it to stress chemicals, I forget the name of the chemical... ketones or something? But you can fairly reliably measure if a highly depressed individual is about to commit suicide by measuring the levels of these chemicals in their blood.

The difference here is that their is actually a theoretical casual pathway between something going on with your stress systems and immune system and the symptomology of depression. It still isn't fully understood yet but the research is still ongoing. It's linked to diet, social interactions, exercise, illness, immune response, has convincing evolutionary explanations, etc.

On the research on neurotransmitters has effectively been stalled for the past two decades, this is where we get the reductive and circular reasoning behind depression being a 'chemical imbalance'. I'm sad because my neurons don't have enough happy chemicals! Put more happy chemicals in! Oh, wait, it doesn't work very well except in patients with extremely severe depression and even then we aren't sure what the SSRI's are actually doing.

At the very least give them a try. I promise you they a superior to Sinfest in almost every possible facet. I'd go as far as to say they're better than most mainstream comics.

I tend to read comics and indulge in media I hate for the soul purpose of getting upset or shitting on it.

Your pic and assigned male are good examples of shit that I just read to get angry. Especially assigned male.

I feel ya.
Just over three months to go my man.

I can't stand most of Dreamworks' films. Even the ones considered good by most people. The only ones I genuinely liked were the Captain Underpants film since that shit was my jam as a kid and their older traditionally animated and Aardman films.

>On an aside why are anons who crush on Gruftine specifically so obsessive
The one you're probably referring to is also a ponyfag and all around autismo. Don't let one bad apple ruin it for you.

Sounds about right

Alright, that made me chuckle

No, the lazy lifestyle of most internet-people is something which exists because of human civilization. However most would be able to be not fat fucks in nature and fend for themselves. But a freak that thinks it's a woman when it's a man? That thing is dead.

>op posts tranny comic image
>dozens of trannies come out of the woodwork

As someone who's really into animation,
art and videogamesI've always found the idea of actively seeking out "a girl/guy who's a gamer/animator/artist like you are" to be a little weird, to be honest. Like, yeah, it's generally nice when someone shares your hobby, but it's also nice when they have their own thing.

can't blame you
feels good

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Well you need at least SOMETHING in common with your significant other to find some sort of common ground to talk about else it might be a bit boring to talk to them.