What the fuck is his problem?

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Spoiled and badly supervised

He's fat and fat people are immoral horrible people.

You're on this website and you have trouble understanding that there are people like him, and what their problem is?

his father left him and his mother is none the wiser.

He's a disgusting fat body.

The canon answer is than he got a really small penis

Wouldn't it be more that his mother left him?

honestly, with the context of the show, it depends on what makes more sense.

He used to be bullied until he started bullying Pip to fit in.

But his father actually was one of the Denver Broncos.

Fat, spoiled, homophobic gay, with a small dick, and a broken home.

>gay
He's bi. He confessed to having fantasized about a girl when he had Tourettes and he's dating Heidi Turner, who is a two-faced slut but really smart and really funny.

Single child, single mother, image and social status issues compensated by ego leading to an obsession with attaining recognition and respect or vindication if what little pride he has is stepped on.
Shit man they elaborately spell this shit out. Bad parenting and environment.

But he's a 3rd grader, they all have small penises.

He's the creators' catch-all "crazy character" who they pull out when they need to do something zany, just like Randy.

Bi people are gay.

Gay means happy and happy means gay~

I know what TLJ's problem is.

He has repressed sexual feelings for Kyle.

He's fat and dumb. Seriously, he thought that by buying pubes from someone, he'd become a man. Sure, he got great revenge on Scott Tenorman but he's the one that lost the money to begin with.

Then Scott burned the money right in front of him, just to show how much of a big man he is.

It's partially his own fault, but a good portion of the blame can be his mother.

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Short answer, he is fat.

long answer, is obscenely fat and constantly berated and picked on for this. He can't defend himself with fists because he has no father to teach him to fight, and his mother, instead of delivering him the truth and helping him be a better person, simply aids in his delusion by telling him he's "big boned" and "it's ok, you're perfect how you are". This is how narcissists are born: delusion.

He's Sup Forums

Psychotic, paranoid, narcissistic sociopath.

He's just big-boned, Godammit!

Marie Sue.

Can pretty much go around murdering absolutely everyone at this point and not get brought up on it.

he is not a Marie Sue at all

He was trying to protect the Walmart from Kyle, Stan and Kenny. The low, low prices got to him.

>That ending that pointed out that it really was the South Park citizen's fault that Walmart got that powerful
It was such a nice change of pace compared to most TV shows that discuss franchising.

So the walmart episode was a videodrome parody or some shit?

>mary sue
>in a straight up comedy

Yes he is. Kid becomes an evil genius or action hero as the plot demands it.

Reminder that when Cartman got an actual father figure for slightly more than a week he became a good person and only reverted to his usual self when said figure left

Bones don't jiggle, fatass

He also has some pretty severe narcissism. He literally sexually fantasizes a version of him fucking himself.

He's a fat racist self centered intolerant manipulating sociopath

You say that like it's a bad thing.

>sociopath
>not a bad thing
Do you kill cats?

Several reasons:

1. He's fat and is an asshole to compensate for the abuse he takes from his friends for being fat
(they showed Craig being turned into a mini-Cartman when Cartman was in jail for simply being the "second fattest kid in class")

2. It's implied that his racism/hatred of Jews is largely a result of having to compete with Kyle for Stan's friendship/time.

3. His mom is a degenerate crack whore who not only does porn for a living, but the sick degenerate type of porn: German shit fetish films and domination fetish porn. Oh and pretty much EVERYONE IN TOWN has fucked her.

4. He has no dad and worse, rather than owning up to the fact that his mom fucked a married ex-football player, she decided to pretend to be a deformed she-male and that one of the women who's husband she fucked was Cartman's "real dad".

5. To compensate for denying him a dad, plus the fact that she's a used up slut who men fuck on the downlow then return to the women they actually love, his mom spoils the shit out of him (though in recent years, they have severely downplayed this angle via his mom growing a spine and saying no to Eric)

The Human Centipad was probably the best thing to happen to Mrs. Cartman the entire series.

But Carte always has a father figure. He is the one who raised him.

>He has no dad
Yes he has.

Wasn't it shown that his mother inseminated himself? Her being a hermaphrodite and all that.

He was raised by a single mother and never had contact with his dad until after he arranged his murder, never knowing that the corpse he was turning into chili was his dad's corpse.

Lies.

You must of never missed the two banned episodes from a couple of years back, the second episode in particular (which only aired once) actually resolved the mystery of Cartman's father.

His dad was Scott Tennorman's father. Scott's dad was a former Denver Bronco who lived in South Park during the off-season.

Scott's dad fucked Cartman's mom, which the town wanted to cover up because of the fact that the town didn't want a scandal hurting the team/the player (who was the town celebrity everyone loved).

When Cartman started probing for answers about his father's identity, his mom lied about being a hermaphrodite/Cartman being the child of one of the mother of one of the women who's husbands she fucked behind their backs. To protect the local celebrity football player.

So Cartman unknowingly arranged the murder of his own father, then destroyed the corpse and fed it to his half-brother, who had the famous football player father Cartman was forever denied.

Didn't think much about Bebe until now

He wasn't really a father figure, he was just someone who wasn't afraid to put Cartman in his place.

ogod

Isn't the girl with the glasses supposed to be really ugly?

Mary Sues never fail or get their comeuppance, and are perfect in every way.

Cartman gets his ass kicked all the time. Very rarely does he actually succeed in what he does, and when he does it's usually to pull a joke.

To be fair, non of the South Park Characters are Pretty... except maybe Classi.

What does it all mean?

Fuck yes, Red is best!

Spoiled, narcissistic, delusional and sociopathic, he's also probably a savant given that he speaks other languages fluently. Probably just needs counseling for a few weeks and he'd be a normal person. His co-dependency with his feckless mother keeps him from ever achieving normalacy

nigga you dumb.
he's a full on schizo and psychopath.

he became a normal person in Tsst, but when his mom was starved for attention/possible sex from Cesar Millan (and was denied because he was just there doing his job), she asked Cartman to go with her to a concert instead.

But being a normal, well behaved child, he was too focused on other things, so she just went and spoiled him all over again. Counseling will never fix him since his mom will just fuck it up.

His problem is that his creators discovered that people love it when Cartman does psychopath stuff so they kept pushing it further and further and never really punish him for it because haha wacky zany psycho Cartman because they forgot how to write comedy.

>What the fuck is his problem?
Jews and poor people.

Why is the show a better source of spank material than the r34 stuff

I absolutely love Jordan Person but I can never imagine him watching southpark

Just quoting Kyle from "The Death of Eric Cartman". I think he summed it up well enough.

Eric, you are so handsome and cool, and not fat.

He's also mentally ill (those fucking dreams and what he normally sees when he closes his eyes), is probably a sexual abuse victim, and is in denial about his feelings for Kahl.

Going to post more Kyman because whatever.

AND I SWEAR
BY THE MOON AND THE STARS IN THE SKY
I'LL BE THERE, KAHL.

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He just wanted to have a little Jew boy with a sweet little mouth to suck his balls and get addicted to the heavy, pungent, sweaty, musk of said balls and the taste to thick, virile, cum churning within said balls.

Is that Really so Wrong? Is it?!

>he was just someone who wasn't afraid to put Cartman in his place

So a father figure then?