YOU JUST KNOW

YOU JUST KNOW

>not a single white person on that backpack
What did Marvel mean by this?

>BLACKED incoming

Black Widow is white, my dude.

Yes

You just know OP is a shitposter from Sup Forums

No

She prefers green men

>Jew getting BLACKED
Have memes gone too far?

>Color grading is so bad that the redhead's hair doesn't even look red

Why?

>"they don't call me Black widow for nothing"
What did she mean by this?

Blacked Widow

Get it? They're all black!

>Blacked synergy

What the fuck is "sprayground"

>slavs
>white
Tell me another joke Ivan.

her pusy

>Black Fury
>Not Captain Falcon Sam Wilson
Not 100% on my timelines here but I don't think they existed side by side at any point or at least not for long.

Cuck'd by a Fucking LEAF

Yes they did you fucking casual.

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When will Marvel admit that Nick Fury Jr is a failure? he could have had a future if he kept the name Marcus Johnson and became his own character, not a shadow of his father for synergy.

He could have had a great future if he stayed in an intact Ultimate Universe with all the characters from there, including Mile Morales, where they all made sense.

He should just get shot in the head by ultimate Nick. Then OG Nick should return and they'll have the Fury War.

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His book is good.

anal intercourse within Natasha's vagina

SLUT
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You mean that new book that's Steranko's Nick Fury Agent of Shield but without Steranko and Nick Fury? yeah, a good book but in favor of my point, Nick Fury Jr is just a shadow of his father not his own character, it's like when the Inhumans try to be like mutants, even Mikel Fury was his own character, not a young version of Nick created by synergy to replace him.

Leviathan: "Marcus, you don't look a lot like your father" *cut the eye* "oh, curious, now you look like Samuel L Jackson for some stupid reason"

Kek

Ultimate Nick should just somehow claw his way out of the maelstrom of death, kill Nick Jr, and take over 616 SHIELD. He's Nick Fury, a real, genuine version of Nick Fury. It would just be another Tuesday for him.

How do they get the bags to float that's amazing

>They didn't actually do anything at all with each other
>not even a friendly kiss
>she even knocked him out
>BLACKED
>BLACKED
why

SAM'S GONNA GET COLONIZED

black guy, black guy, BLACK WIDOW, black guy black guy

I would read this storyline.

Heh BLACK Widow

looks like blacked porn parody