Let's have some fun, Sup Forums

Let's have some fun, Sup Forums.

Marvel and/or DC has just asked you to write a 6-12 issue miniseries about your favourite character or team. What's your book going to be about?

Black Cat and Spider-man hooking up again while retconning everything Slott's written.

The Secret Six attempt to take over Gotham once again and manage to succeed until GodBat inevitably tears down their regime and sends em off back to the house of secrets.

she-hulk fucks the marvel universe.

I wouldn't be able to ever finish it because I'd be blowing loads to the script itself.

>Rogue Revolution

When an escape from a heist goes wrong, the Rogues are left stranded in a mirror universe where speedsters rule the world with an iron fist. Now in order to survive, these morally gray supervillians are going to have to step up and lead a burgeoning rebellion - or die trying. But how will they manage to get home again? And who trapped them by closing off the mirror dimension in the first place?

Stark cuts ties with everyone, takes his tech back, and returns to his old, serious, capitalist self. He spends the rest of the book fucking models and expanding Stark Industries, while re-launching his own super-hero team, "Force Works".

Basically I just want to erase the current shitty "liberal" Toyn and bring back a mix of the 80s/90s/2000s Tony back.

Comfy slice-of-life JSA adventures with emphasis on the younger members discovering themselves and the older members being good role models in a world that's kind of going too quick for them

OR...romantic comedy with Mr. Miracle and Big Barda. Positive and responsible kink is implied or shown outright

Blackhawk agent in the 1940s. It's Lady Blackhawk but here she's pretending to be male instead of being a pinup propaganda thing.

Not that there's anything wrong with Lady Blackhawk or the Blackhawks in general, this just seems like a fun alternative story.

I try to do a story about The Hood that brings closure to his character. Ultimately ends in tragedy but redeems Parker as a self centered asshole but not needlessly cruel or violent. Mephisto cameos about two thirds of the way in and has a face off with Dormammu.

Batman.

I have no interest in comicbook writing, nor am I a good writer. But that book will sell no matter what, and I want a fucking paycheck.

Fuck, that's awesome

Aaron Stack and Boom Boom recruit a new Nextwave team to find The Captain who went missing while trying to find out the true origins of his superpowers. Elsa and Monica can't be arsed to join them because they're too busy doing important things to search the cosmos for a superpowered manchild who likely just went on an interstellar bender. He's also being haunted by the ghost of Dirk Anger.

Catman in Africa roaming around butt-naked with a pack of lions hunting poachers and liberating big fluffy kittens of death.

The Power Pack have been split up for years. Alex and Julie are wrapped up in TA-ing for the Future Foundation and Avengers Academy, while Jack and Katie are stuck in school, banned from super-heroics by their parents. Jack constantly sneaks out to do vigilante work, while Katie vents about her now-dysfunctional family on a message board aimed at connecting super-powered youth. But when Katie's internet friends start vanishing, the Power Pack will have to reform to figure out what's going on - if Katie can only convince her older siblings to listen!

The only new recruit I can think of is Mister X who joins to fight aliens because he's bored with opponents on Earth. Everyone on the team thinks he's a massive edgelord and constantly make fun of him for getting btfo by Quicksilver.

A What-if? story with Spider-Man going criminal from the get go. He's robbing jewlry stores and baks until someone kills Ben and he goes all Punishe(ed)r Spider on his ass.

Oh shit, I'd read that. Who would the new recruits be?

I'd read it, but it would have to have an amazing artist.

champions, but good. half the team changes with no explanation. also, they have a token adult to bounce off of

A homeless teen Raven trekking coast to coast trying to get together a group to stop Trigon, while also dealing with being a demon rape baby.

So like a Marvel Young Justice? It could be really good, how would you go about setting it up?

Journey into Mystery - Thor and Loki go on a quest to fix some mcguffin that they accidentally caused in the past, basically just a giant brotherly roadtrip

A bonus would be if said mcguffin was something straight from Norse mythology. In general though, I'm very surprised that this hasn't been done yet.

>Gwenpool
After finding out that Robbie Reyes had his book cancelled again, she worries about his safety; if he's not important or in the spotlight, he runs a bigger risk of being reduced to cannon fodder one day. So she sets out to convince him to join her book, or get a new one.

Ends with them realizing that the miniseries is over and they failed.

> Ares
> Red She Hulk
> Lady Hellbender
Art by Frank Cho...
All 3 fuck each other, sometimes at the same time.
Nudity allowed.
Villain is the Sinister Zarda -
Along with tons of monsters...

The Return Of Rightclops. Like Bruce's return, but instead Scott comes back to life, while looping through every possible timeline and realizing the mutants need him him as a leader, and putting Kitty back in her place.

>The Shadowy Spot
A cabal of assassins hold Jonathan Ohm, The Spot, hostage and use him as their own personal assassin due to his powers of dimensional transportation. The Spot travels the world running into the likes of various assassins characters like Bullseye and new characters while trying to save himself and his comatose son from the hold of the people using his power.

>Blade and Morbius team up book
Just as the title says. A teamup book about Blade and Morbius. Blade's child is bitten and nearly turned while Blade seeks a cure from Morbius to prevent the infection from spreading. Guest starring vampire Jubilee.


>Back in Black
The Venom symbiote bonds with The Black Cat

Not exactly a miniseries, but I'd love a series of one-shots, each focusing on one or two members of the Legion of Superheroes. Aside from being currently criminally underused, the Legion is so big that it would be nice to focus in on the individuals a bit.

I pick Captain America and write a soapbox diatribe out of a Sup Forums fever dream how canadian liberalism, feminism etc are the true american way. He will make a tumblr account, donate to feminist begging sites, have a speech with anita sarkeesian, and renounce his american citizenship and become canadian. He will even convert to islam and rand about how pork and dogs must be banned because they are unclean. I will also force in fanservice about "body positive" women, cuckoldry and borderline pedo shit with scat eating and piss.

The title will be "Aristocrats"

Just watch porn

I'm not sure this fits OP's criteria fully, but this is my story. It's about my favourites and second favourites heroes and villains and I think it works great.

The world is shaken as a seemingly tiny, unimportant country makes it to the big stage. Progress in technology, arms, medicine, economy, it's rapidly rising in power. Yet was there even a country there? Just some tiny, always infighting nations, how come they're united now? It's as if the country was brought from a different world.

Batman tries to investigate this country along with the sudden deaths of the leaders of nearby nations that slowly succumb to this new country's powers. But as he's met with Deathstroke, who now sports better weapons, some seemingly powered by both magic and technology, he's in need of allies.

He seeks the counsel of Doctor Fate (Kent Nelson obviously) who informs him he has been looking into this new country as well.
He confirms it seems to have been transported from another world, it's as if it doesn't belong there.
And what's more, dark, unknown forces are drawn to it.

What secrets lie behind that country? Who is leading it and has Deathstroke as his hired dog?
What mysteries are hidden...in Latveria?

An Elseworlds in which everyone has the same personality, but the order of Robins is reversed. Damian was the first Robin, because a young Bruce just starting out as Batman didn't know what else to do with him. Tim was killed by the Joker, but instead of coming back angry, he's colder and more calculating than he was before. Bruce swore never to drag another Robin into his fight again, until he met Jason, a street kid who needed a home and a purpose. Dick is a bubbly circus kid who, despite mourning his parents, appreciates being given the mantle of Robin, as well as a bunch of older brothers.

The mini would be mostly chronological, showing how the DC universe would be changed by the switch-up. Stories would include Damian's rivalry with Deathstroke, Tim being revealed as the Red Hood, Jason as a part of Young Justice and later the Teen Titans, and Dick defying orders to go around hero-ing with Jon Kent.

The Question is snooping around some shit and goes missing. Meanwhile an internet forum full of conspiracy theorists make note of the fact that one of their regular posters is uncharacteristically silent. One by one different members of the online community find themselves entangled in the mystery of where The Question went, each with their own particular brand of skepticism and amateur detective M.O.: a computer hacker and armchair detective type, a snooping b&e delinquent type, a ex-cop, a thug who just gets by knowing who to shake down for info, a whole little gang of kids who just have a penchant for weird mysteries, etc... ultimately none of them quite piece the mystery together themselves, but by piggybacking off each of them in turn Oracle and the birds of prey patch together enough to find The Question where he's being held and save him as well as complete the mission he was on to stop (i don't fucking know Kobra or something). The rag tag team aren't cut out to be vigilantes in any way shape or form, but Vic wants to do something to thank them. So there's just a little piece of acknowledgement and mystery left in each of their homes encouraging them to "keep asking the right Questions"

OP here, this definitely fits, and would make a great crossover.

The Ultimate equivalent of DC
Starting with Superman
Earth One is a lost cause

Wasn't this kind of what the New52 tried to do? In any case, it could probably be done better.

That sounds super boring and soulless desu

Oh definitely
That's the plan

It is supposed to be a soulless mini. I just want to turn back the clock. Hell, it could just be a retcon-one-shot. I'll post my Iron Man story later.

All of these sound awesome, though I'm most intrigued by the Spot one.

That's pretty damn awesome.

I was going to be pissed about this until I read your title.

7/10, would kek.

It'd be a continuation of his last appearance in Amazing Spider-Man. Along the way Ohm pretty much reforms himself and even works alongside heroes while he tries and saves his son who is in a coma and has armed guards surrounding him 24/7. He comes into contact with the likes of Bullseye, Omega Red, Hit-Monkey, Deadpool, Taskmaster and Mister Negative.

who dies
somebody has to die

I would do a run with Ultimate Daredevil, set back in the 2000's, the old Ultimate era.

This version of Daredevil appeared in a lot of stories, but he never had his own solo book. Closest he had was a Daredevil & Elektra which is like only 4 issues and not that good.

I think you could tell some great stories with a different version of Matt, this version was a massive asshole, at least to Spider-Man anyway, and I think you could do a very different version of Daredevil with him. And having the old Ultimate universe as a setting for it all would be fun

I like this

I would probably do something with the original Thunderstrike, Eric Masterson. Probably with Hela and Valkyrie.

Story wise, maybe something along the lines of Pluto has been stealing the souls of Asgardian dead in order to pull some scheme against Hela in an attempt to take over Her realm and make himself even more powerful.

Hela needs a champion capable of facing such a threat, and allows Thunderstrike to come back from the dead for the sake of the mission. He goes out, and in the process runs into Valkyrie who helps him since she knows about Pluto from past fights with the Defenders.

There's some ship teasing, Amora probably shows up at some point to help/hinder for her own reasons, and at the end Eric has to return to Helheim, even though he'd rather stay with Valkyrie. They spend the last night together before he leaves.

Set it up so there could be another story later if I'm lucky, but that's what I can come up with in five minutes.

Captain Boomerang dies. The Rogues eventually find out that the revolution's inside man is that universe's version of Owen, since he has his own speedster roots. Digger spends most of the run denying their connection (mostly because he feels guilty about how Blackest Night went down), but near the end when Owen is exposed as a traitor Digger sacrifices himself to save his son. Owen decides to take up the mantle of Captain Boomerang and join up with the Rogues.

>Nuke - The American Dream
Frank Simpson in a burnt out type situation, down in Houston. He's had his share of the atrocities in America and he's watched what the heroes have done to it; he's realized his skin is mostly plastic and nobody is gonna wave a flag for him. He just wants to be left alone as he regulates his heart with the pills, contemplating chugging the bottle and dying if he could. State mandated anger management for supervillains on probation just reminds him of his constant regrets and mistakes; and someone is always trying to pull him back in.

Somebody guns down some Mexicans in front of his derelict illegal sublet, and the liberal media is having a field day. One of them might've been with the Cartel, and now they want Nuke in the dirt because it screwed up a score.

Only person who knows Nuke didn't do it is Kaine Parker, and he's not too happy about trying to pal around with a flag-faced pill-popper; but Houston is going to turn into a war zone if they can't stop it from getting worse.

Bad guy is Hate-Monger, in pure energy form. It wants to turn Nuke, but Nuke's too dead inside. So it preys on the people around him in the hopes of lighting that fire of rage and making Nuke useful to its ends.

Big theme of how both conservatives and liberals have destroyed the country, how it isn't worth trying to fight to get it back, how all you can try to do is make it a little less shitty for yourself and the people around you. The America Dream is dead, and for people who really give a shit about what America used to mean; that's a big blow.

Re-occurring "Not that Frank" at the meetings joke. Talking about how Cap made him think once about what he was doing, "but the fucker's a Nazi now, so the hell do I know?" and some vague body horror because Nuke's barely even human and that bothers him greatly now that he has time to reflect.

A nice pulpy story with lots of gun play, Choke-esque therapy scenes, and a vague buddy cop vibe with Scarlet Spider.

This is really well though out, I especially like the bit about the mandated therapy.

>Marvel

After a yet another mind control / evil gods/ dark magic incident causes Wanda to go out of control, the Avengers are pressured to revoke her membership card and publicly distance themselves from Wanda's actions. With all bridges burned, she tries to hide in seclusion, but is approached by Cyclops, who proposes a deal: join his "Mutant Revolution" cell and atone for the grievances the mutant community still has with her. Wanda begins to decline, saying that she's recently found out that she is no mutant herself, and thus will never truly be a part of the X-Men, when the X-gene hunting robot suddenly arrives to her hidden abode and tries to take her down. As Wanda and Scott take the machine down, she feels the waves of reality around her changing, and recognizes latent X-genes reawakening among other "former mutants" around the world. Determined to find out the truth about these new developments, Wanda accepts Scott's partnership and tells of her discovery.

Themes:
1) Adventures around the world.
2) Update of lore on X-gene and other mutations in Marvel Universe.
3) Magic-using mutants.
4) The value of companionship and meeting societal expectations vs loneliness and independence.

>DC

After his latest resurrection, Eobard Thawne, the 25th century scientist known as Professor Zoom, faces an identity crisis. Realizing that his home universe has been rewritten multiple times in the past after meeting the multiversal "God" and gaining more and more memories from all those past lifetimes of his, Eobard settles on a goal of finding his own "perfect self". Is he an all-powerful ruler of the future, or a rogue with passion for crime that transcends time? Does he have goals and ambitions of his own, or merely needs to hurt the Flash the most? Does he want to kill the Flash, or ''be'' the Flash? Trying to reconnect his memories of the past with the current timeline, Zoom goes on a journey of self-discovery, and woe is thee who stands in his way.

Gets through Superman growing up on Kansas and then his eventual shift to Metropolis
The main physical villain will be Parasite
Or, if the higher-ups will like it better, I can work in him fighting Zod first in order to maintain a familiarity with the movies to attract new readers
I can post more details if anyone's interested

>After his latest resurrection, Eobard Thawne, the 25th century scientist known as Professor Zoom, faces an identity crisis. Realizing that his home universe has been rewritten multiple times in the past after meeting the multiversal "God" and gaining more and more memories from all those past lifetimes of his, Eobard settles on a goal of finding his own "perfect self". Is he an all-powerful ruler of the future, or a rogue with passion for crime that transcends time? Does he have goals and ambitions of his own, or merely needs to hurt the Flash the most? Does he want to kill the Flash, or ''be'' the Flash? Trying to reconnect his memories of the past with the current timeline, Zoom goes on a journey of self-discovery, and woe is thee who stands in his way.

This NEEDS to happen!

>the only rogue who always escapes gets to die

[cont]

The mini-series could have such main aspects:
1) Speed Force lore
2) Zoom "experimenting" on the timelines of random people he has grudges against
3) Reconciling Prime Earth lore with older 4continuities
4) Thus, Zoom trying to recreate what memories he has of the old timelines in the current one, like his own "legacy in reverse", the Blue Cobalts etc.
5) Existentialism and Nietzschean themes. Eobard trying to define himself, and find "the best" himself. Trying to determine his own limits and goals when there is barely any limit to his power or any accountability for his actions, if it's even possible to go too far.

Titles, I'm not very good at, but why not...
>Scarlet Witch and the X-Men
>Zoom: The Reverse-Flash

A SOL comedy like Cheers mainly about The Bar With No Name. Villains just come in, have some fun, grab a beer or two and vent their problems to the local bartender.

How would you deal with Luthor?

Thanks.

Luthor would be prominent but not always a direct player. Many of the "super"-threats Clark would face are direct results of Luthor's mad science ventures: Superman's first "opponent" would be a version of Solaris, ostensibly meant to be an orbiting solar battery to be used for good, that doubles as a high-powered Kill Sat when its first public test goes awry; Parasite's abilities/condition would be a result of LexCorp shit, and it is through Lex's machinations that poor Sergeant John Corben is transformed into Metallo.
Lex would on the surface look like the nicest, most brilliant guy in the world, who thinks Superman is trying to undermine humanity.
But really he's a cold, calculating shit who wants to stop Superman from undermining HIM.

That sort of sounds like Morrison's Action Comics Lex. I like it.

When the Joker finally discovers who the man behind the Bat truly is, he laughs harder than he ever has before. What a joke. How anticlimactic! It was a little rich boy the whole time, crying over mommy and daddy because of some punk with a gun! Unbelievable! So what does the Joker do after having such a big laugh? Why, he plays the biggest joke on ol' Guano-man ever... he frames Batman for the murder of Bruce Wayne's parents.

Much obliged
I'd also go about making Metallo much more effective and sympathetic
I'd focus more on Johns's/New 52's soldier interpretation, but going further with it
Instead of being some meatheaded sociopath, John Corben would be, for all appearances, a generally reasonable guy. Maybe he's a member of the Science Police in Metropolis. He may have had a fling with Lois in the past, but his own demons from his time in Iraq (and seeing his brother, Roger, killed) have left him a bit broken. Not in an overt way, but just enough to have issues and be sympathetic.
He'd become Metallo mayhap after seeing some negative effects of Superman's presence (mostly engineered by Luthor or other supervillains), and then getting whammied in a fight between Superman and another dangerous villain (maybe Parasite or Zod), leaving him broken physically and mentally.
This isn't helped much after he agrees to become a numb super-cyborg powered by kryptonite.
He'd be MASSIVELY effective against Superman, and would remain on hand as the US government's primary anti-Kryptonian weapon.

>The Trial of the Century

After The Joker's latest bout of murderous shenanigans, all of the accumulated widows left from his crimes band together and petition the Gotham City council to put him on trial for the crimes he's committed.
Batman intervenes to try and argue diminished capacity but is overriden because of the precedent set by Julian Gregory Day.
The majority of the series is a Law and order-style trial where everything, EVERYTHING, the Joker's done is judged by a completely independent jury of men and women.

Eventually he's found to be guilty. While he isn't responsible on the grounds of mental incompetence, public security demands his permanent removal. He gets the death penalty.
Batman is unable to let it go because responsibility, legality, etc. but it basically all boils down to
>muh Joker
so he dashes in to save him at the last moment. However, the widows have anticipated that something like this would happen and are all present at the execution to ward off any interference.
Batman is told to stand down and back off or else he will be held in contempt of court and charged with perverting the course of Justice along with a warrant being issued for his arrest.

Then I'd probably be forced by the editors to write it so that Joker gets of somehow because
>muh Joker

Do another Godzilla story in marvel. I'd have Godzilla return and battle the heroes and reveal he returned because aliens created kaiju with the powers of some heroes

Aqua man and Swamp Thing have to work together to bring Arthur into his new position as Avatar of the Clear, thereby becoming a ruler on any planet where there is water.

I could see that as being done in a very Lovecraftian style, which would be cool.

Mr. Mxyzptlk returns to Superman's life, panicked about a treat big "something" that threatens the metaverse itself, something that for some reason only Superman can fix. Lacking any real other option Clark goes with him on a fantastical and abstract voyage through the more bizarre parts of the multiverse, a journey that breaks down and rebuilds the whole concept of a "Super Man".

I had the idea of calling a miniseries likr that "S?".

Tie it into a Hellbreak event in a year or so where the Joker breaks himself and a host of other forgotton characters out of the afterlife

Dc: make a Christmas special about the joker doing good just to fuck with Batman. The entire comic would revolve on batman believing that joker isn't incapable of doing anything good. At the end the joker shows batman that he can no longer trust that the joker is always up to no good. Sometimes the joker might actually be helping and thus making him even more unpredictable.

Marvel: a comic centered around Aries. Make it the most manly/unapologetic version of aries ad possible. Tons of fighting, half naked women, and a fart joke or two. Let marvel show that they don't take themselves too seriously and that they don't pander to the sjws.

Well, who trapped em?

>Superman Team-Ups
I've pitched this a couple times in the past but here we go anyway

The entire book is pretty much a Brave in the bold series except Superman is teamed up with a different member of the DCU. Superman is very much a mentor figure for every hero he meets, but the main point of the book is to explore new concepts or lesser known aspects of the universe that would otherwise not be shown through your average series. A big part of this book is that Superman is given his own group of sidekicks, sort of. They are all new characters who Superman somehow becomes involved with and form a bond with Superman. Some look up to him like a father figure, some see him as a teacher, others see him as nothing more but a big blue boyscout. The point is, new characters, new ideas, new situations for Superman

Both of those sound retarded.
Try going through puberty first.

Care to share why?

Not until you finish your homework and eat your broccoli.

It's hinted to be Reverse-Flash, but is actuallyBrainiac, when he tried to shatter and collect a piece of the mirror dimension for himself.

Of course not, you don't have a reason. You know capeshit comics weren't really meant for your 35 year old, basement dwelling self. It was meant for "kids who haven't hit pubery". Heaven forbid marvel target the actual demographic that they've had and lost.

Orphan: Silent Running
Cassandra Cain solo series.

Batwoman comes into info about some criminal that leads to a home for homeless and disabled youth on the outskirts of Gotham. She asks Cass to go on what could be a long term undercover mission as a mute homeless girl.

It would be a somewhere between Gotham Academy and Grayson. Nothing supernatural, more grand conspiracy. During her time at the home she learns sign language and improves detective skills.

Batwoman as her handler mostly becomes what Babs was to her in her Batgirl series. She finds a new friend in her blind roommate who is initially creeped out by her because even for a mute Cass is eerily quiet and she's never sure if Cass is in the room or not.

I don't really have an idea for what the evil conspiracy is or how it has anything to do with disabled children but after it's resolved Cass comes through it more confident, capable, and a closer relationship with Kate. Possibly drops the Orphan name and becomes the Black Bat.

I absolutely love this. This has an opportunity to show so many sides of Vic and Vic's silent effects to the world around him.

Says the fucking edgy high schooler. Nothing he wrote is particularly dumb, compared to the high concept low thought level garbage always posted. If you were older than 16 you might realize comics used to be fun instead of everyone trying to make some fucking character defining, historical statement with their runs.

Just write some fucking issues of a book you know you aren't ending or starting.

What user wrote for what he described as a Holiday special is perfect for exactly that. And what he wrote for marvel would be the type of tongue-in-cheek humor they used to employ with Byrne on She-Hulk.

Alright, like I said, I'd need just a formularic mini to get around all the useless shit that Bendis and Gillen added. So, that retcon mini would be:

>Stark wakes up
>sees the state of Stark Inc
>BTFOs Riri
>finds out that the whole adopted thing was engineered by...
>Arno, who's the 2020 Arno who came back to ensure his timeline comes to pass
>Tony BTFOs him

And now the real story can begin, with Stark the only, biological, child of Howard & Maria, CEO of Stark industries and mentor of nobody.

Anyway, with him playing hero for too long, he realizes that he's stopped being the cutting edge inventor he was. Others have started to overtake him, and his company's stocks are at an all-time low. So he takes action. He stops being an active Avenger, but since he owns the IP, he gets to be on the "board" and choose who gets to join.

After that's cleared out, he takes the helm of SI. He begins funding programs he thinks are worthy. He starts travelling around the globe to find worthy patents and start-ups. He starts investing in good PR again. And most importantly, he starts keeping his cards close to his chest again. The old Tony is back.

Meanwhile, he starts planning for his city of the future. He kinda did that with Troy, but he can't trust anything Arno had to do with, so he demolishes it, and plans to start anew. He whips up plans. He starts looking for worthy people to populate it with. He generally starts planning.

But all of this takes an emotional toll on him, and the booze starts calling. He tries to ignore it but going back to his womanizing ways. So in turn, he's exchanging a booze addiction for a mild sex addiction. Eventually he hooks up with Black Widow again.

Together they start a new Force Works. A Stark Sponsored team, compromised of reformed criminals and some trusted legit heroes, that operate around the world.

That'd be the first 1 or 2 introductory arcs.

Posted this earlier about reboots, but let's do superman:
>a cocky millennial superman. Not vain, has a heart of gold but definitely a "fuck the establishment" vibe. Looks young like superboy, standard power set nothing fancy
>thematically the way to make superman interesting is to undercut him, beat him down, make us root for him as an underdog rather than an unstoppable force, so the villains win/beat expectations
>people with powers are the new celebrities, superman does commercials but donates to charity and does it to promote his values
>Clark was raised by a smallville sheriff instead of a farmer. Parallels between father and son with justice can happen.
>Luthor is a family dynasty, grandfather politician, son billionaire mogul, sister a real estate con-artist, moguls son a young scientist bent on killing superman. They represent an establishment that's threatened by superman
>brainiac a virus that wants to own and control information, superman often loses against him but has to make compromises and deals with him to protect people. I.E. nobody wants to get rid of their phones, brainiac let's a children's hospital go if he gets access to a private server in Antarctica, us government gives brainiac missile codes to protect us but superman is able to slip a doomsday prevention code into his programming
> bizarro is just a parody from a late night host
>Toni lahren knockoff live wire, she stays a pundit after powers.
>Clark works with Jimmy as an intern and tries to impress Lois.
>Mxyzptlk is like rumplestiltskin. The game is he will dramatically change the world around superman and supes has to realize something is wrong and then remember and say Mxy's name. Groundhog Day, bizarroverse, a world where everyone has powers except superman. Stuff like that
>fights the central city rogues, flash is second in command and is Barry's new origin story.
>Ends with young superman taking on the elite.

Worst post yet.

I mean, Jesus Christ, this represents the very worst of (american) leftist Sup Forums. Get this the fuck out. "Fuck the establishment" vibe? Literally even mentioned fucking Tomi Lahren after splitting Trump into a family of people instead of one person.

And then you throw in the Flash Rogues because you've likely only watched that TV show. And then ruined the Myx gimmick of getting him to say his name backwards by just having clark open his eyes notice something he'd obviously notice and say myxlptlk.

There isn't a single good idea here.

Some DC future-elseworld story
>Superwoman's and Lex Luthor's Justice Leage
In this elseworld story Lex was Clark Kents best friend before he became a villain and went to jail.
Something similar to "All Star Superman" happens were Supes disappears (h repaires the sun). Louis Lane is pregnant and dies at the birth of her daughter. Lex who was in prison is released earlier for good behaviour. In prison he was redeemed and after he hears about Louis Lanes death, he adops her daughter because there were no other relatives who could do that and raises her.
Mercy Kent-Luthor becomes Superwoman with the help of Luthor, who is like a mix of Lucious Fox and Alfred to her. Lex and Superwoman found a new Justice League with new young and old heroes. Superman returns with distrust of Lex and is paranoid because of the lonely years that he spend in the sun (which made him even more powerful). He also is a little more bitter because he couldn't be a father for Mercy and because of Louis death. He recreates his own Justice League who rivals the one that was founded by his daughter and Lex. He tries to convince Mercy to join him but she always refuses. In this story Supermans Justice League and Lex/Superwomans Justice League were both rather small because the big era of superheroes ended 20 or 30 years before. Both groups distrust each other for various reasons but in both League's there were mostly pure heroes. Of course there is going to be a lot of conflicts, new and old villains etc. But the main story evolves around the relationship between Supes, Mercy and Lex.

Something like that.

*owl noises intensify*

New Defenders title. This time it isn't massively shit like the current Bendis run.

It's set on Earth-1399. In this Earth heroes are relatively new. It's set in the 1960s and Steve Rogers is the president after having fought a long political fight for the presidency with Tony Stark a technophile and industrialist who wanted to bring America into a brighter more automated technological future. He fought in WW2 along side Bucky, Jim Hammond, Howling Commandos, Cain Marko, Brian Braddock, Namor, and a Russian spirit of vengeance named Ivan Romanov.

First few issues would involve President Rogers in speeches addressing the American people about the Vietnam War while having flashbacks to his time in the Invaders. Hammond, Barnes, and Fury who is now head of the shadowy Shield organization made in secret, act as President Rogers consultants. It is revealed through flashbacks that the Red Skull almost won the War for the Axis by using a cosmic cube to rewrite history. The Invaders managed to stop him, but not before he scattered the pieces across the globe. The Invaders and the Allies eventually won and assumed the fragments to be destroyed.

Fury secretly has researched the fragments with the help of Shield. He locates a few pieces on the side, and doesn't mention it to anyone. Meanwhile Bruce Banner a Shield scientist is researching a new weapon after discovering Gamma radiation and seeks to improve the A-Bomb using Gamma rays. At a test he and several high ranking military officials are exposed to Gamma radiation due to a miscalculation at the drop zone. Only Banner and General Ross survive the radiation and are transformed into Red Hulk and Hulk respectively. In his Hulk form Banner flees into the Canadian wilderness leaving a path of destruction in his wake.

President Rogers assembles the old team to go catch The rogue Banner. He's unable to contact Namor, Marko, or Romanov, however, Hammond, Bucky, Braddock, and Fury

yaaay comfy gentle femdom with my favorite dc couple :)

Spider-man and Ben Grimm have a giantic sewer exploration adventure searching for a missing homeless people and the morlocks, which ultimately leads them through hundreds of miles of sewars and caves and eventually into them in the crossfire of a secret subeteranean war between the Mole Man and the Canadian Gov't.

Comfy romantic comedy (as a mini series) with tall woman and small man.... I like it.
Big Barda and Mr. Miracle are the best.

I had an idea for an alternate universe Spider-Man mini-series where, due to all the shit that happens in his personal life as a result of being Spider-man he distances himself away form everyone who all hate him anyway because he never has time for them. This Peter also wouldn't be a genius nerd and would've been a chad in his high-school years. He also gets into a relationship with Black Cat who's the only person he can relate to anymore but she gets killed by the Punisher.

I don't know. Does that sound boring as fuck to you guys?

Sounds lame.

First I thought you'll say a good Flash version from another universe did this because "muh redemption of gray anti hero like villains" and "only you can solve this because of reasons." Haha

Alongside a group of Shield agents in exo-suits provided by Stark for a hefty fee agree to track him down. After contacting the Prime Minister of Canada Rogers gives them the go ahead. They track him down and find him fighting Red Hulk in the wilderness, but are unexpectedly joined by Wolverine and The Alpha Flight. It's a tough fight and at first the Hulks look like they're going to come out on top. They best Fury, Barnes (who gets his arm severed), and Hammond. Braddock takes on Red Hulk and Wolverine takes on The Hulk. They are bested and brought back to the States under Shield custody.

Marko meanwhile finds the the temple of Cyttorak while acting as a mercenary taking advantage of the situation in Vietnam. He explores it and claims the gem for his own. He thus becomes the Juggernaut.

Ivan is searching for his kidnapped daughter across Russia eventually finding the Red Room. He frees his daughter Natasha before temporarily losing control of his powers and getting killed by gunfire. Natasha vows vengeance for her father and the spirit transfers to her. She flees to the US before figuring out her next move.

Namor is more and more upset by the humans polluting his ocean. He vows to take over the world and rule it so that he can stop the pillaging and descration of his kingdom

Back in the US Rogers talks to Banner and tells him the importance of serving his country and he understands having great power. Banner wants none of it.

In an effort to save his life Bucky went into surgery and was given an enhanced prosthetic arm.

Eventually Namor invades the US and takes Florida. Peace talks are ineffective and they reach a stalemate. Rogers calls upon his allies to help him take Florida back and doesn't want to use troops as they occupied in Vietnam. Marko sees a advantage and emerges as the Juggernaut to help Rogers at a price. Natasha turns up looking for Rogers for information about her father. They all eventually join in a meeting

(I've posted bits of it before):

First up, a general backstory:

>we kick off things in the year 2020
>SHIELD is an international peace-keeping organization
>the Ultimates are the premier, bombastic, team of SHIELD operatives that take care of extreme cases of terrorism
>a war in the Middle East is going on
>Latveria is a big super-power, and has essentially taken control of Europe, especially the Balkans, under the leadership of Victor "Von Doom"
>mutants don't exist
>the F4 don't exist either, as they never came back from their mission in space
>shrines and artifacts of the Celestials/Eternals exist all around the world, and a branch of SHIELD, SWORD, has been covering it up

Some info on Tony:

>mix between Nikola Tesla, Walt Disney & Howard Hughes
>only son of Howard Stark, an American arms dealer who run his father and grandfather's company into the ground, and Maria Niarxou, a Greek daughter of a wealthy shipowner
>Tony was bullied as a kid, both by his father & his peers, so he turned into a cold businessman
>when he took control of Stark Munitions, he finally had power, and so he indulged in most os his desires (women, booze, expensive cars, antiques) and became cocky
>turned SM into a conglomerate
>injury and "hero-origin" is the same as in the comics/movies
>when he comes back, he thinks he was saved for a reason,and it was not pure cold and hard chance, so he decides to atone for his sins
>balances life as the lone-gunslinger Iron Man, the industrialist Stark, the womanizer Tony & the Futurist
>unknown to him, he's got a half brother, Gregory

General stuff:

>Rhodey is a US Air Force general who slowly makes his way to the Oval Office
>Pepper Potts is Tony's (lesbian) secretary
>Jarvis is his gay british stereotype buttler (Ultimates)
>Happy is his bodyguard, and head of security
>Janet Van Dyne is a lawyer, her family having the biggest firm in NY, and represents SI
>Hank Pym & Bruce Banner are working for SI

Avengers vs Alt Reality revengers

Cap, Thor, Iron Man, Hulk, Hawkeye, Ms Marvel, Scarlet Witch

Vs

Vibranium Enhanced Zemo, Alternate Reality Evil Beta Ray Bill, either Iron Patriot or Iron Monger, Maestro, Darkness Avengers Bullseye but with a diff color scheme, Moonstone, and maybe Umar or alternate reality Clea


I'm so creative

Also the avengers would lose until some other roster members are able to back them up.

Ok I'm going to explain my thought process because mongoloids like you can't fucking think of anything new for a character.
>youth and millennial aspect is to update superman and take inspiration from the originals "champion of the oppressed" vibe
> I did not split trump into a family, I took inspiration from Earth-1 GN and I split Luthor, but I made each member an interpretation of Luthor. He's been a trump mogul, a mad scientist, a con man ala Hackman
>superman isn't political, fighting for liberties and equality shouldn't be political
>the format of mxy is based on my favorite superman story dumbass. For the man who has everything. This is way easier to write than tricking him into saying his name backwards and puts superman in positions where he can see another world he would love to be in or a nightmare he can't seem to escape from
>livewire is clearly lahren twenty years ago, livewire needed an update and to me her shock jock background was her most interesting aspect of the character and it's dropped as soon as she gets her powers.
>putting flash into the rogues is just a fun way to start a supes flash rivalry (flash should be supermans rival not bats), and combining him with the rogues adds more understanding to their weird relationship, and lays a foundation for why they work as kinda buddies but respectful villains.

Marko, Natasha and Hammond, all agree to help the US with Namor, each agreeing for their own agendas. Rogers asks if they can get their aid relying on the fact that if the US falls they'll come after them eventually. Wolverine is added to the roster and Rogers reserves Banner as back up if it doesn't go well, and thus Juggernaut, The Human Torch, Wolverine, Ghost Rider, and Hulk all become the Defenders.

That's really my idea for two or three arcs. They split up plenty of times throughout wanting to follow their own agendas, but threats no one else can handle being them together. Eventually Doctor Strange would join after not being able to stop a huge magic event on his own which could also be used to introduce Hellcat and Hellstrom. Around issue 48-50 could be the introduction of the Silver Surfer and Galactus along with a plucky young group of scientists who contact president Rogers called the Fantstic Four.

I'd just want it to be a group of dis functional misfits doing things no one else could all while kinda hating everyone else for different reasons.

I've already posted my shitty Iron Man "back to the basics" stuff, but too much damage has been done already, and I don't want to post only a poor retcon story, so here's my AU Iron Man fanfic (forgot to add it before).

He'd start with the limited Ultimate armor, and slowly upgrade. First and foremost, it'd be a character drama, with certain "widescreen" action pieces. See, I want to make it into a "futuristic period piece". Like, think of Mad Men, but with tech advancing at a far faster rate. The personell at Stark Industries would get lots of page time, and it'd be a small, but tight knit group. Lots of familiar stuff would happen, but with a few twists to keep things interesting.

The villains would get revamped, with each one of them representing certain political or financial ideologies, and thus being different from each other and posing unique threats. For example, Ghost would be a more crazy Question, whereas Firebrand would be the extremelly crazy idealist who wants to burn everything down. Titanium Man would be the Russian Iron Man, whereas Crimson Dynamo would be a relic from the past. Doom would represent the "Ozymandias" threat, whereas Mandarin would be the embodiment of greed and fascism. Gregory, as the Iron Monger, would be Tony's Black Manta/Thawne.

Generally, the tone would be consistent, gloomy but with an everpresent sense of optimism for the future. It'd change though. When Stark makes augmentations possible, we'd get into Deus Ex Reboot territory, with it escalating towards a System Shock vibe. I'd also go through with a Bishock-esque story.

Also, Eldritch Abominations in the form of Makluans, Celestials and the like would be present. We'd never get full answers, due to the grand scope of it all, but a giant conspiracy would be weaved.

Oh and making pa Kent a sheriff instead of a farmer maintains old fashioned values but adds the balance of justice and makes it more understandable. I don't think farmers in 2017 could be The pinnacle of American values anymore

Superman dies but for real this time, I swear.

>favorite character or team
I don't know if I can do Vic "the question" sage justice..idk maybe a "what if were wrong" one story per comic where he takes on some aspect of life, e.g. coal, terrorism, gun violence, going green, etc. And always pointing out how everything is a gordian Knot with no clear answers, and the roots are always the apathy of people like us.
..soo...I guess I'll go with Gotham Academy Detective Club in the European Connection,
What is the secret of the new student queen Perdita and how did ex-scare tactics lead singer Nina "the scream queen" Sorkenzy become the music teacher...and an appearance of the custodians