What is the best whomp comic? The cream of the crop?

What is the best whomp comic? The cream of the crop?

funniest

Is that supposed to be painful to watch?

I nominate this as the best one.

This one. It's the height of self-deprecating humor

My favorite

This shit right here is real as fuck. Like when you're whacking to porn and catch a glimpse of your sex offender mugshot face when the video buffers with a dark background.

the crossover with QC

tilt the screen slightly so it doesn't reflect directly back at you

>Like when you're whacking to porn and catch a glimpse of your sex offender mugshot face when the video buffers with a dark background
S-shut up

It seems i cant relate to these anymore
Did i became an actual human bean?

>Ted was a bit timid when he was offered the career of a Beast Battler beast. ''All I have is my handgun for when I'm done with living,'' he said to the boy. Together they won many tournaments. Pretty soon, everyone had a Gun Man Beast. Pretty soon, the Beast Battlers were no more.

3 times a day I do this. FUCK. it's just water

I remember the kerfuffle that one where he remembers the girl who insinuated she wanted to be invited to the prom fifteen years later caused. It hit close to home around Sup Forums.

Can't find it though.

>I informed my mother of the Blood Man of Aldi, and she presented the possibility of the loiterer being ghostly in nature. As I recalled the event, it seemed that no one else noticed him. I wouldn't mind such a spectre, but I don't relish the thought of the underworld being aware of my bountiful purchases of Totino's pizzas and s'mores components.

>You're having trouble understanding your job? Why didn't you say so?! Here is the employee manual. *hands you a Swedish toddler that only knows curse words*

>Problems only compounded that day when the hysterically tiny ambulance came screeching by, lost control and crashed into a flaming hoop. The 18 occupants of the vehicle perished in the flames, and they were given a traditional Tibetan sky burial via cannon.

Is this a regular problem??
How could you not understand what you do?

By working at a company like Sony, for one thing.

The one where he gets fired from a store he doesn't work at.

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I like the one with the dopple Ronnie watching over him.

You mathematically cannot deny this to be the best regardless of it's factuality.

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Is that Loss?

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God damn it these are too relatable.

Is it just me? or does Ronnie have a thing for redheads? Because every comic that involves him liking someone it's always a redhead.

I'm so autistic no one fucking believes me
but in the last day of highschool a girl hugged me and said I love you crying and trying to kiss me
I said you too and just hugged her
I'm still a kisseless virgin

Fucking this

Go and fucking find this girl right now. I don't care how many years it's been or if shes fucking married. GO GET THAT KISS YOU MORON

>I said you too and just hugged her

Oh Ronnie....

It made me sad to learn that most of the good anecdotes that happen to Ron in the comic actually never happened to real Ron. Like I don't think Argus is real. Comic Ron doesn't even fuck Real Ron's literal self-insert.

The thing is though, I don't hate Ron. I don't even pity him. I think if I pitied him I'd hate him. I don't even blame him for his problems. He strikes this balance of being just enough of a robot but not being swallowed by the abyss. I think it's because he's self aware enough of his situation that he doesn't complain or blame anybody. He really doesn't even blame himself because on a certain level (a realllllly deep level maybe), he enjoys who he is. That acceptance leads to a sort of self confidence that no NEET broken weeaboo robot has.

>Like when you're whacking to porn and catch a glimpse of your sex offender mugshot face when the video buffers with a dark background.
You shut up right now, don't you make me relive those dark moments

That looks like it could be a true story someone would post on a different board to lament how they didn't follow up on their amazing chance only to be roasted by all the other comments.

I can relate, and it hurts

I did this 5 years later. Was in chad mode in college until I began working. Then just got kinda out of shape.

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i'm pretty sure she ahs a boyfriend now
at least she had when I stalked her facebook last february

Jesus christ I need to kill myself

Hey Sup Forums

THIS ANONYMOUS MIXTAPE WILL SURELY WIN BECKY'S HEART

i like this one

>this thread

Here is a less depressing one.

>"Despite any canon to the contrary, I posit this as the only possible way that Klingons could have developed warp technology."

I knew someone who actually did that. He recorded himself singing Linkin Park songs and burned it to a CD, then put it in the girl's locker and awaited her response. He had a very identifiable voice so she knew it was him right away, and they were awkward as fuck around each other for the rest of the year.

I swear these comics hit too close to home.

>I simply don't understand why I can't be the quirky teen protagonist who has a crush on a boy, but also finds him extremely irritating so I lash out at him until finally I admit my feelings to him, but it's too late because he got another girlfriend and it isn't until the second season that he reveals that he doesn't really like her and I still have a chance. I just don't.

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>Itasha is the art of decorating your vehicle with the most kawaii of bishoujo (or that is the typical application at least.) There was once an officer of our vessel who could paint only the most sugoi of girls upon our mighty ship's hull. We lost her to an unfortunate incident involving a tar monster. You knew her as Tasha Yar, but we will always remember her as Itasha Yar.

Second

This was me 3 years ago. Went to Beijing, Tokyo, Kyoto, and Philippines. At least the filipina whores were great.

This one hurts me the most. And it hurts that it hurts.

>>That last panel.

>>I've had that dream so many times before.

>Sissy hypnosis porn
>Dress up in girls underwear when watching
>Catch glimpse of myself in screen

That was fucking sobering, and then I never listened to that shit again.

Shit, is the Ron man a cuck?

FUCK life for not giving you the capacity to appreciate living my dreams

It's apparently a pretty common dream.

I haven't had it, but I have had dreams where I'm running a machine that crushes people into liquid, and for some reason Rick and Morty are there. I've heard some people dream their fantasies, but I can't seem to make myself dream anything other than fucking nonsense.

Tell you right now, the maglev train is pretty cool to ride.

I don't get it.

Many a fetish will die if you catch a glimpse of yourself while you're enjoying it.

>TFW never had this issue.

The update of being ugly.

>He isn't overly critical of every little mistake or misunderstanding he makes
Why are you here?

What the fuck does that word even mean at this point

I don't watch it myself, but that Netflix series Black Mirror is referring to seeing yourself in the computer screen after doing something shameful.

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>And it hurts that it hurts.
This is truly an advanced and likely terminal feel. I know well my constant companion.

This one is new but my sides went into orbit when I first saw it

Happened to me, made me realize I don't even like 2D porn, I've just been jacking off to it for the last 13 years out of habit.

too real

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Now that I think about it, I don't even like coming here. I just do it out of habit and have forgotten about the non-porn sites I used to visit.

When I have that dream it's never just all the teeth falling out. It's always an individual tooth breaking into dozens of shards and me having to work them out one by one until the remaining bundle of tooth-bits has enough room to come out all together. Usually by that point another tooth has broken and I start again with it.

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FUCK

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Seems like it belongs more on a Perry Bible Fellowship strip.

why isn't this a thing, like, some sortof adult clown/magic show focused on dark humor? I'd pay to see that

Thank god for facebook stalking.

There's a term for this phenomenon, when you're in the middle of sexual arousal your brain is actually clearer than it is normally and you can think straight. Unfortunately, most of the time this clear thinking is used to make you realize how far you've fallen, but it can be used for good things if you work to channel it properly.

What's the term? You explained it but didn't actually say what it's called

devil's laughter

This is why I'm thankful for alchohol, for shouldering sins we cannot bear to burden

he has social anxiety and is beating himself up over an extremely minor misunderstanding.

This. Take me away to darkness, Mistress Mezcal.

So did anyone here prefer it as "el nuggacabra?"

>Thank god for facebook stalking.

Why do you hurt yourself like that user?

My personal favorite.

>that moment of perfect clarity after you bust a nut to some heinous shit

If there is a god, he has a great sense of humour

I don't actually remember if there's an English word for it, but the Japanese term for it is "kenjataimu", which literally translates to "sage time" (i.e. the period wherein a man can think like a sage).

He has a type

This is the one I relate to most.

I always keep one or two unopened bottles of water in my room for just such an occasion.

Oh my god, no. No no no, why would you bring this to light?

Hah reminds me of a nearly sportsbar everyone loved that burned down years ago. The owner got a crapton of money and said they didn't want to bother rebuilding. Recently they rebuilt the place and its so god damn crowded with people who are overjoyed with its return.

I bet he planned it all out years in advance. But it does look super nice though.

I got caught like that one time. I was finishing jerking off looking at Kim Possible porn. I always avoided anything with Ron or Shego, becuase I wanted to fantasize myself being the one fucking her. I was in love with her. When I clicked for the next image, there was a delay, and I saw myself.

Eyes half shut. Mouth lazily open, jaw forward. I wasn't wearing a shirt, so I saw the bumps on my chest too. Image of Kim going cowgirl on Ron pops up.

I got up and looked in the bathroom mirror. Tried to smile, hoping that maybe I could look decent. Broke down. Tearfully came, then cried myself to sleep.

Me too. Also some protein bars, MREs, and a piss jar. In case they stay a few nights.

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This one made me laugh the hardest if only because everything about it caught me off guard.

I'm glad I make an effort not to remember anything from grade school.