Robot appears before you and offers you superpowers and a position in his newly formed superhero team, do you accept?

[Bentley Rogers]

Robot appears before you and offers you superpowers and a position in his newly formed superhero team, do you accept?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

[Adrian Roberts]

Fuck yeah.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heaven_Manipulation

[Christian Gutierrez]

>Despair Empowerment
>The ability to be strengthened by despair
Shit, with all the despair that occurs in that universe I could become a literal God. I accept.

[Nolan Murphy]

Darkest night all over again?
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Lordship

[Owen Young]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eye_Color_Manipulation

Woohoo! I hit the jackpot! My new heterochromia powers will make me super useful!

[Nicholas Jenkins]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electric_Flame_Aura

I can't perv on the girl's locker rooms with this so I guess I'll go play supers. Long as I get paid of course.

[Alexander Gonzalez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Prime_Source

yeah I got this

[David Williams]

>tfw you already have your random superpower

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unnoticeability

[Ayden Richardson]

Eh, fuck it sure.

[Jaxon Cruz]

Thats the weaboo wet dream coming true

[Eli Johnson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alien_Physiology

basically beastboy but with Aliens

[Hudson Rogers]

>Probability attacks
>The power to release/use probability to various attacks. Sub-power of Probability Manipulation.

>The user is able to release/use probability in combat to various attacks/effects.

Applications
Curse Inducement
Jinx
Luck Erasure
Probability Bolt Projection
Probability Infusion
Probability Zone Creation

Users:
Scarlet witch
Jinx

How powerful am I guys? Why can jinx and scarlet witch do?

[Elijah Reyes]

Oh yeah:
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immortality_Removal
....Godammit.

[Austin Baker]

Doesnt black cat also have this?

[Ayden Wilson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chastity_Inducement
So, I'm only good at stopping hookers with AIDS and disloyal spouses?

[Jose James]

I mean he'll probably make you set for life for getting rid The Immortal permanently.

[Jaxson Jones]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weaponry_Refinement

He'd probably chain me to a radiator for the rest of my natural life, coming up with new and better weapons for the well intentioned nutbag.

[Charles Anderson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Glycopoeia
>The power to transform matter into sweets
uuuuhhh

[Camden Moore]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Martial_Arts_Intuition

Robot didn't give me my powers. I acquire them via training. And together with Blind Tiger, we will eliminate Robot.

[Liam Young]

I'll do it So I can try and kill him

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paper_Entity_Creation

I'm not sure how to feel about this.

[Henry Jones]

Of course. As long as he doesn't try to take my firstborn or anything.
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flesh_Transfusion
well thats cool. I'm a walking hospital. I just hope I taste good tho.

[Evan Cooper]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wall_Manipulation
I'll use my powers to build a giant wall to keep those filthy Viltrumites from invading the Earth
Then I'll trap Robot into a room of walls with Best Tiger so that he can exact revenge for all the sketchy shit Robot has done

[Julian Sanders]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Matter_Manipulation
So basically I am an Atom Eve on steroids, aka Molecule Man. Robot would either have me kill or attempt to get on my good side. Doesn't matter really but I am going into space to play cosmic god.

[Jordan Long]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Imprisonment
cool

[James Harris]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Sealing?useskin=oasis
I'm not sure what the application for this would be, shove a sandstorm in a viltrumites lungs and kill them that way? Sounds brutal enough for robot.

[Carter Cooper]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Piercing
Apparently that means I can pierce reality? So fuck yeah Ill accept. That's busted as fuck.

[Jason Rodriguez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Green_Fire_Manipulation

I don myself in welding gear and am known as Sunder.

[Ryan Reyes]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Imaginary_Physics_Manipulation

I can't tell if this is good or not. What the fuck is this even?

Capabilities
User can manipulate imaginary physics, the part of physics that deals with things that either don't fit into standard categories or are not fully understood or unknown (Imaginary Mass, Virtual Particles, Imaginary Numbers, etc.), possibly relating to higher dimensions or what is now considered to be fringe science.

Since imaginary physics are considered to be a gray area, it may seem like magic, rather than science to others. In fact, some users may have enough skill to make it actually step into the realm combining them.

Applications
Dimensional Manipulation
Dimension Shifting
Division by Zero
Formula Manifestation
Imaginary Element Manipulation
Infinite Energy
Negative Mass Manipulation
Number Empowerment
Quantum String Manipulation
Universal Force Manipulation
Warping
Zero-Point Energy Manipulation

[Angel Clark]

I call him a fucking dumbass and then say that this plan is going to blow in his face. Then I laugh and proceed to say that Invincible and every Vitrumite out there are as dangerous as a mouse, for I know what REAL power looks like.

Then I steal the powers anyway... and become Quintum I guess.

[Colton Lewis]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ascended_Physiology

Fuck my shit. I forgot the link. No wonder he keeps kicking my ass.

[Nolan Moore]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Elemental_Manipulation

Dr.Manhattan hell yea

[Ryan Anderson]

>Alien Physiology
Fuck yeah I'm Ben ten nigga

[Samuel Thomas]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lamia_Physiology
>turn into a QT Snake Girl
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[Justin Nguyen]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Quantum_Magi

GUYS! I'm literally a GOD, and not that Norse mythology shit. I mean like, the modern Judea-Christian-omnipotent-all-seeing God.

[Luke Ross]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Law_Creation?useskin=oasis

This is beyond OP so, hell fucking yeah. I would just change the mass of higgs particles around a person and fucking cease their existence. I'd be a legit demi god.

[Luis Gray]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Slicing
We should team up

[Joseph Clark]

lol just imagining the source of all existence and reality becoming a superhero is really funny. He would be fighting himself.

[Aaron Watson]

agreed
we shall be called "The Absolutes"

[Jaxson Barnes]

Does that means you can fuck anything?

[Gavin Moore]

I can pierce the hymen of existence itself

[John Smith]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Particle_Beam_Emission

I CAN SHOOT LASER BEAMS

[Juan Cooper]

Sure, let me just...
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Easter_Entity_Physiology

Fuck me. Okay, well, I'll just be here until Easter then. You...you wouldn't kill Easter would you?

[Zachary Thomas]

Perfect
also since my power gives me "all forms of severing" powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Severing if I do things right I could make us even more ridiculous by severing us from reality
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnilock

[Juan Cook]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stamina_Mode

Never again will a girlfriend make fun of me in bed.

[Jonathan Reyes]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Acceptance_Embodiment

They really need to trim some of these "powers".

[Sebastian Wood]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Infection_Empowerment?useskin=oasis

Oh baby, the things I could do with this. Time to give various villains, debilitating, transmitable cancer and oher disease based horrors.

[Tyler Bell]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Volatile_Manipulation

fuck yes
call me Bam Bam

[Aiden Fisher]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Manifestation_Creation

Motherfucker tricked me into being the Green Lantern. I hate the Green Lantern.
I'd just make muh waifu and have her kick bad guys to death.

Papa Nurgle loves you. I am jealous.
If I use my powers to manifest dildoes, then we can work together with a Khorne guy and bring the glories of Chaos to those fascist bastards.

[Angel Ramirez]

This man can pierce anything but only with his dick.

[Connor Young]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Bolt_Projection?useskin=oasis

Pretty cool but this is motherfucking Robot we're talking about. Who knows when he'll try to kill you or use you as a personal wind fan.

[Xavier Williams]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Motor-Skill_Manipulation
Going to be honest here, I'd rather be a harmless villian who makes people pick their noses all the time.

[Sebastian Foster]

I got wings... so no.

[Jaxson Rodriguez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eldritch_Magic?useskin=oasis
Does this mean I can summon tentacle monsters?

[Grayson Bailey]

Suicide Squad is now being drawn by hentai artists and name checking Bible Black so ... yes.

[Oliver Walker]

Oh man. And i can morph into a tentacle monster. And a whole bunch of other cool things i guess.

[Noah Perry]

No and I would be all powerful in the face of the karma he has wrought.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Karma_Empowerment?useskin=oasis

[Oliver Cook]

>Suicide Squad is now being drawn by hentai artists
What?

[Leo Flores]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Ugliness
Th... thanks I guess

[Logan Sanchez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Neutral_Embodiment

I don't really feel one way or the other about this.

[Jeremiah Young]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Beam_Emission
I'm guy with fire powers number 257

[Jacob Cook]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kinetic_Energy_Absorption

Royal Guard here we go.

All skill all the time, True Style SSS.

[Eli Walker]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Freedom

yes. yes it will.

[Matthew Young]

I got Fatal Countenance. We can hide our faces together.

[Adrian Carter]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Underworld_Manipulation

I send him to hell.

[James Lopez]

If you don't, you'll die. Not a hard choice.

[Jaxson Davis]

Guess what? Dead. He'll express deep regret that you couldn't see eye to eye with him, but he just can't have a loose cannon around to meddle in his affairs later.

[Daniel Gonzalez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Regeneration
Like, going through some fucking Vietnam War tier shit without any psychic consequences?
I'm in.

[Thomas Lewis]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

MY OWN CLONE

[Eli Baker]

oh boy

[Sebastian Gutierrez]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alien_Physiology
You mean Ben 10

[Juan Hall]

>Impairment Calling
I'm going to be a real bitch for whoever we're fighting.

[Aiden Ramirez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Condition
Not bad, functional even if a bit boring

[Christian Baker]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mummy_Physiology

only if I can have this song playing every time in a mission
youtube.com/watch?v=D3vhpk7DhZM

[Tyler Garcia]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Infusion
>Applications : Sin Inducement
this might be fun

[Andrew Peterson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metaphysics_Manipulation
What does that even mean? It makes no sense whatsoever.
Rerolled into this: powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Remaking
Remake all baddies to cuties. Remake myself to Rapeman.

[Cameron Brown]

I won at the game of life.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hybrid_Physiology

[Ryan James]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/10th_Dimension_Physiology

I....I wasn't exactly expecting this but I can role with it.

I guess being YISUN from Kill Six Billion Demons would be pretty rad.