Why not?

Why not?

Because modern Batman is a fundamentally broken person who will never let himself be happy in a long term relationship.He is also an unrepentant jackass to the people around him. This can be okay as a character flaw but seeing him treat a love interest like that would be off-putting.

Batman is a huge downer. Just being around him must range from tedious to depressing to unbearable on one of his "I'm the best, I can beat the whole League" days.

She could crush his penis by accident.

Because Wonder Woman deserves better than Trinity shipping, and Batman could never commit to any woman.

for the longest time, the jlu series made me ship diana and bruce.


but injustice made me realise who truly deserves to win the brucebowl

agreed

Because Diana wouldn't put up with his shit.

And because why the fuck would she want that broken man-child when she has Steve?

Simple
Batman go with Catwoman
Superman go with Lois Lane
Bary go with Patty
Wonderman go with don't give a fuck
Supergil go with batgirl.

Because lil bruce don't deserve no amazon princess mate.

riddle me this anons, why is steve trevor THE MOST BORING/BLAND/LITERALLY NOTHING of all DC love interests

Is this the only thing more cancerous that Harley/Ivy ship

he's an accurate self-insert for your average american

Because he's not for you. He's a good looking dude who respects the fuck out of Diana. He's written for women to find attractive.

Because he's supposed to be. He's the average guy with a good heart that lucked out into finding hot chick island.

I think you'll find that he's above average.

Because people hate tribity shipping; even though they bring a nice balance to each other.

>liking patty in any form
Granted comic patty is alright away from barry but tv patty is just plain shit.

I don't watch the tv show.

Good but shes still not in the same teir of love interestsas those listed.

Ewwww no

Because he's been turned into the feminine (feminist?) ideal of what a caring, supportive boyfriend should be. He's sexy and handsome, a "man of action" but one who's also sensitive. He's capable enough on his own, but doesn't feel outwardly threatened or emasculated by a woman in charge. Whenever she needs help, he's there for her, but he won't overshadow her or try to take for himself. While she's out there changing the world, he'll be the one keeping an eye on the homestead.

When Steve was created, he was the sort of man that Marston wanted to fix with Wonder Woman.

Now, he already comes fixed.

Harley/Ivy at least has good porn and triggers that one autist
I ship Bruce/Harvey purely for shitposting purposes

You know, I have a feeling that both sexes have an ideal for the perfect mate and those types of ideal mates have one thing in common. They are hated by the members of the same sex. (Males hate the ideal males, females hate the ideal females)

If there's a company that somehow genetically creates the perfect mate for either sex, it would be destroyed in an instant.

Bruce/Barbara?

Reminds me of that one gag hentai where a character travels to another world where the rules regarding sex are inverted, so women are the ones that have to go after men, and the men are the prudes.

MC decided to exploit it by:
- being the literal school slut for money
- going after cute beta girls that are easily manipulated
- going after older college girls

Them they made another manga (with a way better art), that istn hentai, about a girl going to the same world.

Well there are a lot of reasons user lets get into them:
1) Historicity- This is the first and probably biggest reason we don't get Wonderbat. People think that current writers owe something to a characters OG love interest even if they are lame as fuck, So it was in the beginning so it most be now, why? because reasons. If all real arguments fall just bring up how Catwoman/Steve was meant to be with Bruce/Diana which make no real sense and quite frankly if that is your argument you have already lost just like anti industrialists.

2)Misinformation- Not a big problem but one none the less, a lot of people have no fucking idea what they are talking about, I know shocking! From the Bruce is a bad person meme to Diana doesn't have anything in common with Batman meme. People just say things and ironically enough most people don't know a lot about the characters in question except the bare minimum and whatever they hear or see online.

Why not?

Because aquaman

It's a meme. A shitty meme. Perpetuated by people who watched JLU and don't read comics. There's a reason it only happens in Elseworlds and like one fucking time during Blackest Night.

Maybe he's jackass because he doesn't want to get close to anyone. Him getting close always had led him to getting more heart break. So yeah he won't let himself be happy in the long-run because he is afraid it will all go away so easy and so fast and that is just terrible for consider all he has gone through in his past. He's got more experience than the rest of his teammates. He's seen things and been through things that has led him to doubt.

Would you blame him for not wanting to get close to people?

What he needs is that sort of light to show him that it can all still be worth it... and I like to see Diana be the one to show him that.

It was all through Kelly's JLA, and most of that was before the end of JL snd start of JLU

Oh yeah. My memory isn't great user. I'm not backing down though.

do people who suggest this are just competitive with superman or maybe their just attached to the DCAU?

either way WWxSuperman doesn't work and neither does this.

>a reason
Which, I see, you were careful to leave out of your post.
The reason is autism.

Bruce's tale is one that can only end in tragedy.

>If A+B=bad Then A+C=bad
And Tha Fuck Wonderbat has to do with fucking Superman?

Its was a thing in WW 1987 though albeit was lesser that JL and carton

Yeah, he's the "safe" boy-friend. Totally lame character that even feminists don't really like but just "put up with" in public because they think they have to, the equivalent of some girls in a friend group saying "Oh yeah, uh, Matt is a good guy. I know he isn't homophobic and voted for Bernie and Hillary."

as other people have pointed out trinity shipping doesn't work in general.

Others have said that, they haven't proven anything and you still haven't answer my question. What The Fuck Does Batman and Wonder woman have to do with Superman?

SM/WW not working have no bearing on BM/WW

Hasn't stopped DC writers from telling SMxWW stories for over half a century.

They've got nothing else up their sleeve to shake things up for the three.

It's like how Steve and Tony are now constantly frienemies.

>thread about Wonderbat, no Wonderbat pics
Can we just have some cute Wonderbat pics?

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I like to think that, if they were in a relationship, Wondy would lasso Bats just to occasionally ask if he loves her for giggles.

Wonder Woman is a big cunt and is not a nice person also Batguy don't like super humans

Because Bruce Timm

Isn't Batman gay?

It's not gay to rape the Joker

Fucking young boys is gay tbqh

because that's Dick

I'll help out a bit.
Enjoy these QUALITY Instatrash memes brah

Harley/Ivy is good though

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Here ya go user

>that istn hentai
>about a girl going to the same world
What's the fucking point then?

literally the worst DC ship possible

They alright, Check this out user

>killer croc winning
heresy

Anyone mind if I dump the "should they?" issue from JLA?

Didnt Talia dream up something like this during that on Brave and Bold story.

This was Kelly's last issue on the title
>That swole Diana

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Why ever would he have Wonderslut when he already has 2 10/10 wives in Dolphin and Mera?

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I really hate asspull machines like this in anything ever.
Fuck em.

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Because if you're going to pair Wondy up with a human, why have would you choose another hero instead of Steve Trevor? Batman would be effort, you'd have to have them reference each other in their books and do crossovers, whereas with Steve you can neatly package him into the WW books without any fuss

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The End.

>Bruce's weird ass grin as he gets friendzoned

There are a lot of wonky faces in this issue. I'm pretty sure that I've seen the face Diana makes when that woman thinks that she and Supes were a couple before

Thank you, user.

I just hope rebirth also explores this side to Bruce and Diana's relationship, even if shes fucking best boy trevor

Man those dreams are so sweet, Diana truly loves Bruce; I hate and love that they cant be together because he's too mentally ill to give up his crusade.

It's incomplete.

Trinity shipping is wrong. I know people say Wonderbat is better than WW x Superman but just because it's better doesn't mean it's the best thing for either character.
In my opinion the trinity work better when they each have their own supporting casts and love interests in their separate books, having them dating each other takes away from the friendship/respect they all have for each other and makes them seem less professional.

That's boring.

Comic fans like boring and traditional, why do you think everyone celebrates when things go back to the status quo (e.g. Rebirth)?

You're not wrong at all, user; infact I agree with you

I just like Wonderbat because Catwoman and Steve Trevor are just... bland. Superman has Lois, the best milf in comics right behind Sue Richards. This entire issue is the reason I ship Bruce and Diana; it humanizes Batman instead of the grimdark character the nolan movies/Frank Miller TDKR have influenced his current character to be.

Truthfully I'd also be fine with Dick/Donna Wonderbat shipping, but I prefer Dick with Supergirl, Starfire, or Shawn.

I think the only time this was ever followed up on was in that Blackest Night issue, where ghosts of her sister and mom tried to break the Black Lantern control over her, but it was her lust for Bruce that caused the Star Sapphire ring to find her.
That was written by Rucka, but the only Wonderbats shipping he ever did before (which was kind of minimal) was in the Hiketeia GN

Comics have the chance try Diffrent thing?! diffrent ship ...so DC why never give wonderbat a chance?! ..i think JLA JLU show us how much that can be great ..even in the movie ..But they never give it achance ?!

>Damifag likes Wonderbat
Well, this pairing is confirmed shit, move along everyone

Didnt Rucka make a tweet a while ago hinting at a Wonder Woman Batman crossover?