We're going to be stuck with this shitty Spider Man for years now

>We're going to be stuck with this shitty Spider Man for years now

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I don't even have to look to see if it's real. Three of three votes is not 90% you moron.

BASED MARVEL WINS AGAIN

also it's at 96% now so update your pic

It'll be around for at least a couple movies, then it will get rebooted again.

Right now it's at 94% with 19 fresh and 1 rotten.

Are you legitimately retarded?

rottentomatoes.com/m/spider_man_homecoming/

>American education

It's 94% because there's literally only one negative review so far. It's an approval percentage

Also Michael Keaton hasn't starred in a bad movie in years.

remember this the next time some retard tells you a marvel movie looks bad

Saw the kid on Graham Norton, seemed like a fun enough guy.

SONY > MARVEL

PASCAL > FIEGE

>SURELY MARVEL WILL FAIL THIS TIME

THEY
JUST
KEEP
WINING

I really have to wonder when people are just gonna have to give it up and realize that, at least for this decade, Marvel Studios is pretty much unshakable

>We

Maybe you will, Sup Forums.

Yes! Everyone that dislikes Marvel is a Sup Forums refugee! Get them OUT!

I like Tom Holland as Spiderman, he's better than Andrew

I can already see where this movies gonna go:
>Spidy is still coming off his civli war high
>Think's he's tough shit
>Vulture kicks his shit in
>Tony gets mad
>"Git Gud kid, leave this guy to the pros."
>[teenage angst intensifies]
>takes out small timers and trains
>Takes out vulture
>Tony is mildly impressed
>Allows Spidey to keep NYC protected and covered and be on call for when Infinity War begins.

we always were

Oh yeah, forgot about company war faggots too, thanks for reminding me, Sup Forumseddit.

Good thing that isn't at all how it plays out.

IT'S NOT FAIR WW WAS SUPPOSE TO BE THE BEST CAPE MOVIE EVER

>shitty tripfag
>doesn't read comics
>hangs around movie threads
Yeah.

Man, how dare they make a good movie that everyone seems to like but the vocal cesspool on this anonymous website full of shit posters. Oh the humanity. Something popular is doing well, big fucking deal. Get your head out of your hipster ass you cucks. You will all see it, or steal it to watch it; then act like it is bad or horrible to be edgy little faggots.

Let's be honest. People were literally shitting on the movie 24/7 here, and apart from some shoddy CGI, nothing looked bad.

Iron Man being in it is not a genuine criticism.
Not-MJ is not a genuine criticism.
"Looking bland", after GotG and Strange, is not a genuine criticism.
Sup Forums thought it was.
So here we are.

i saw the movie in 2d and it was shite watch it in 3d goys, good movie though.

>watch it in 3d goys,
Fuck off Sony.

>The only movies DChumps have left are JUSTass League and Aquaman
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seriously just fucking kill yourselves hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I em not going to watch it either way

Enjoy your mandatory castration

Everyone that cares about shit cape movies is a Sup Forums refugee. Fuck outta here, tripcunt.

I am.

Truly it was a Marvel Age of Movies

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*inhale*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'll watch it twice just for you

Not Marvel Studios

>Marvel Studios

>shitty Spider Man
Stop being assmad, The movie looks great. the SpiderMan looks great. And Mary Jane... Is still a woman, so thats good enough.

I'm not a shill it really is fucking dogshit in 2D, E3 spidey is much better than what i saw

>even Sony makes better capemovies than Marvel now
It's over, time to close up shop

>"Netflix Marvel is canon!"
>"Ironfist has a 17 percent on RT"
>"Does not count!"

They're literally from MCU, same team overseeing everything is not like DC series that are with another people taking care

>"WAAAH THEY DONT LIKE MY SHITTY WATERED DIWH CAPESHIT FOR THE MASSES!"

this is marvel stupid

really it should be
>even Sony makes better capemovies than DC now

The one before that was crap too, but this is worse.
They could cast anyone in the world, but they chose some kid.
I hate high-school spidey so much, college-age peter is the GOAT

BUTTHURT SPIDEY FANS EVERY DAY I LOVE IT

>26 positive 1 rotten

HAAHAHAHAH

>93530063
>Seriously implying "we" said Netlfix Marvel is canon.
>Not actually checking Rotten Tomatoes and understanding that most of the reviews are sorta biased towards the stupid "Muh IF should be Asian reee etc" controversy
>Not actually watching the series to form your own opinion (because I admit the show has big flaws, but at least it's in the 1st season, now Netflix will force them to do better next time).
>Not being an idort who can both crtitque and applaud both DC, Marvel and Image's comics.

LMAOing at your life so much I won't even give ya a (You).

IT JUST WON'T STOP GOING UP


RIP DC press S to spit on the grave

>"Netflix Marvel is canon!"
Personally I've never said that. Unless they show up in movies anyway

But that's a Sony movie, senpai. :^)

It's like a reverse BvS

A SECOND ROTTEN REVIEW

ANOTHER BILLION

>Not actually checking Rotten Tomatoes and understanding that most of the reviews are sorta biased towards the stupid "Muh IF should be Asian reee etc" controversy
No it's not you tinhat, iron fisted sucked balls

>all these autistic tears
You guys are never happy, are you?
I'm personally looking forward to watching the movie.

Now that DC, Fox and Sony all have a great capeshit movie, will Disney follow suit or what?

>what is The Winter Soldier

>press S to spit on the grave

S!

>You guys are never happy, are you?
But I wanted to see it

How butthurt are you right now?

>DCEU, FOX and SONY all had better movies than Guardian of the Galaxy
LMAO MCU LOST TO LITERALLY EVERYONE

>But I wanted to see
I should really have said most of you guys are never happy. My apologies, user.

>press S
???
isn't it F

This is the newest DKek tactic? "I-it's really Fox if you think about it..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'll wait for Sony to ruin Spider-Man on their own time.

>all the legitimate negative points raised over the past several months mean nothing now so Sup Forums can shitpost about this on every single board they can get away with

Honestly anyone who didn't expect a high score is retarded, Marvel movies get a free pass. Personally it looks worse than the ASM films.

if you're stupid

>complaining that something is good
It's like you enjoy being unhappy.

>most of the reviews complain that he isn't asian or some other SJW nonsense that immediately discredits their opinions

What kind of free pass

>>all the legitimate negative points
>a black girl has the name MJ, the bully character is different and it features Iron Man for ten minutes

>legitimate

>same team overseeing everything

You're wrong.

I agree fellow user.

That's cool, I'm glad Marvel finally has a movie to compete in the 2017 capebowl, with Logan and Wonder Woman. It's a shame GotG2 was a piece of shit though

There's no secret sideplot about Peter's parents so it's already doing better in that regard

Yep.

>It's a shame GotG2 was a piece of shit though
not even trying

I still don't trust the MJ crap. None of the reviewers mentioned anything about a surprise character or anything. Hell, one was complaining that Michelle should've been more relevant

lel those are about as negative points as "Iron Man's suit isn't real"

>Not actually checking Rotten Tomatoes and understanding that most of the reviews are sorta biased towards the stupid "Muh IF should be Asian reee etc" controversy

Most of the reviews said it was boring, the action was shit and there was no worthwhile arc to get attached to.

>inb4 and they mentioned the whitewashing too

And? You're ignoring the meat of the criticism and focusing on the one thing you decided will discredit the people you don't like.

SSSSSSSSSSSSPIDER BLOOD
SPIDER BLOOD
RADIOACTIVE SPIDER BLOOD

>countless shills saying this movie will suck
>movie gets a 94 on rotten tomatoes with the number still rising
Kek

If it's an MCU film, you have to rate it great. Those are the rules.

>I don't agree or don't even care about the issues raised like the terrible Vulture fight, the buttfucking of established characters, Iron-Man 4, Pete dosn't punch a single person so they're not legit

No wonder the MCU does so well if it's got shiteaters like yourselves protecting it.

GotG2 is currently number 1 in capebowl 2017

lol

Well it clearly isn't a shitty Spider-Man

Every homecoming thread had those 3 exact same points posted over and over along with peter being Iron man Jr.

>people who haven't seen the movie have legitimate criticisms
Nope.

>Pete dosn't punch a single person

Am I the only one that loves this? People complain about Strange's action scenes being glorified melee combat. I think Spidey using just kicks and webs gives the action a fresh touch.

Al ot of "complaints" boil down to muh posters. Or ironman when he was confirmed to have like sex scenes. Those negroes change their mind as soon as reviews are released to suck that delicious tomatometer or whatever. It's a similar situation to WW that got a lot of shit for coming after 3 turds.

>highest grossing movie all year
>not number one

Wow it's amazing how you know everything about a movie without seeing it.

Just talked to a guy last night who saw a prescreening and he said that Michelle tells a teacher to call her MJ toward the end of the movie.

I have no idea what to think at this point.

I think that twitter guy was telling people that she isn't Mary Jane, which is true

she's most likely Michelle Jameson

jesus christ, they must have paid off the critics

And they won't, nor should they.

No you fucking tinhat mongoloid

Financially, it is

Will assmad comicfags ever stop getting blown the fuck out?

>have no power in the industry
>have no sway over what happens
>not the target audience

What's gonna happen, peter gets deaged, ultimate peter takes over 616 or peter dies and miles takes over