Rick and Morty Thread

Apparently Morty's down for some good old fashioned clone fucking.
Also, live event at 9 tonight, don't forget!

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why doesnt morty just have relations with a female morty from another universe?

finally a good thread
so, is morty made for suffering?

She probably has standards

>Not Morticia
For Christ sake

this seems like a jerry thing
>jerry gets raped by another jerry
>he is even more pathetic than himself

>Get ducked by cunty jock and his friends, losing Jessica in the process.
>Has his other option blow herself to hell in a heroic sacrifice
>Decides to just fuck his clone only for his parents to walk in on him
Yep, Morty's born to suffer.

comic is not canon, alternate universe

She's a Morty.
She's not allowed to have standards

C-132 and C-137 Morty are pretty much the same though.

>alternate universe
Doesn't that technically make it canon then? Just another Universe in the infinite verity

Also, a bumper revealed we'll be getting new episodes July 26'th, but that might be a ruse.

it's a rumor

Yes, this man gets it.

Are the comics worth a read? What issue is this one?

27.
Yeah they're pretty good.
Also, there's a Pocket Mortys comic that comes out in july I think?

Speaking of Pocket Mortys, post your PM team.
anyone know when multiplayer's hitting Apple devices.

Because every other Morty tries to fuck her

Can anyone get that last panel as a reaction pic?

they're great I definitely recommend them

Anybody has that site with the 70 variations of Morticia?

Why dont clone Jessica?, I think grandpa Rick dont give a fuck about that!, remember how he bought the fuck robot...

What live event?

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>tumbr
please look for a knife and the swallow it

>comic is not canon, alternate universe
It's canon to its own universe.

I don't understand why you people get so bent out of shape about the canon of things, especially in series like this. How about you learn to actually have fun and enjoy the various possibilities and story lines, instead of getting bent out of shape over something so nonsensical?

Or maybe that's too hard?

C-132 morty is a jerk

>trying this hard
you must be new

it doesnt have to be a big knife
a butter knife is enough

You're acting like their parents will let them near sharp objects

Two sisters, who are half sisters, but who are also cops, that wear skirts, shorts skirts, and have hot lesbian sex, as they drive fast cars, cars that have machine guns, and dogs I guess, yeah dogs

Let's just call it Two sisters

ow, the edge.
so is C-137

Get back to reedit...Normieeeee

>I don't understand why you people get so bent out of shape about the canon of things, especially in series like this. How about you learn to actually have fun and enjoy the various possibilities and story lines, instead of getting bent out of shape over something so nonsensical?
Because some people got some standards and expect a story to have at very least consistency.

>Phantom Morticia
>This Morticia’s Rick promised to come back.
Well that's depressing

Don't try so hard to fit in, in the end nobody really cares.

>standards
>consistency
If you obsess over those two things, then you'll never just have fun. It's absolutely asinine to worry so much about that when various adaptations can have some fun and amazing things.

Where do I read them?

Fresh OC out of the oven boyz git it while its hot

>least consistency.
it's consistent to it's own canon, how is this a hard concept to grasp?

you can find the scans online just search for them

I mean, not really. There's been a couple times where it just dropped a plotline after a few issues and went on like nothing happened.

Poor morty. He always wanted to get fuck by pussy cat.

CLAIM YOUR MORTICIAFU!
if you get doubles her Rick kills you

Nice one

Is C-132 Morty too fucking stupid to get a female clone of himself to fuck? Like, come the fuck on.

Claimed

He used what he had on hand.
STOP SHAMING HIM!

Yes lets keep the characters into an eternal loop of short lived ideas that have been used already by other shows instead of a real unique plot.

Sorry but I don't like family guy.

claimed

He should have actually spent some time figuring out the portal gun if he wanted to get some action instead of just going gay immediately like a cum-gargling faggot.

It's not gay if it's a clone.
It's just masturbation.

This might be too complex a scenario for you to grasp, but some of us would actually like to know whether the comics can be used to accurately predict what would happen next in canon.

Anyone have greentext about user and Rick?

>It's not gay if it's a clone.
>Ass to Ass
Correct. It's not gay. It's like...

>"HEY YOU! FUCK YOURSELF!"

Claimed

If a dude giving you a handjob arouses you, even if it's a clone, then you're gay. It's not like the clone was beating off C-132 Morty while he was watching some porn or anything, the whole sexual appeal of that was what that he was giving him a quickie.

You know that identical twins are clones right?

claimed

>Family Guy invented the episodic format
>plot is the only thing that matters in entertainment

>This might be too complex a scenario for you to grasp
Oh, no, I fully grasp the concept. I just find it increasingly sad and questionable that people like you get so bent out of shape about 'canon' and 'non-canon' that it ruins your enjoyment of things that are simply meant for fun and entertainment.

It's quite the sad life, really

>Nosferticia
>This Morticia was banned from the vampire guild after constantly turning the light on and off every Tuesday night.

"Well Morty, I'd tell you to go fuck yourself, buuuut it looks like you're way ahead of me".

I claim #073- Buff Morticia

That quote was just me returning the passive aggressive tone that you seem to enjoy having. Did you even bother reading the rest of my post? I am not the original guy you were talking to and I'd have enjoyed it regardless of it being canon or not.

But what about X-69 Morty?

That isn't X-69.
He got fucked to death.
the "Morty" of X-69 are the ones that steal Rick's portal gun and go there.
Most of them usually getting fucked to death themselves.

>Combine with Bunny Morty
>Sell a never ending supply of demi-incestuous bunny offspring on the Pocket Morty market
fucking claimed!

...

VOID MORTICIA

Most of these aren't like Morty at fucking all.

Most of the Pocket Mortys aren't either, so it's fine

>Also, live event at 9 tonight,
where?

Which makes them better.

True, Cowgirl Morticia is best not-Morticia then.

Never liked how Pocket Morty kind of stretched the concept to 'people who look like Morty' instead of personality being a constant
Morty and by extension Morticia are perfect.

streamed on the official website

THE ONE TRUE WAIFU

I like fit Beth

Got anymore of these?

A couple

Infinite realities, infinite potential divergence.

Perhaps the Central Finite Curve refers to those who have a similar personality

...

DAE white men are evil 11!!1!1!1!

We have to go sadder.
>Jerry C137 is crawling along the ground of a grungy ally. His shirt is torn, he's bruising a little, his pants are pulled near his knees as he scrambles backwards. Off Screen, another Jerry is threatening him.
>Our Jerry backs into a huge dumpster. Realizing he's cornered he becomes even more of a blubbering mess.
>cut to a buff postapocalypse Jerry, decked out in spiked leathery fetish gear but his face is exposed. Fetish Jerry is clearly undoing his belt and pants. In the background a crowd of similarly fetished out bikers cheer fetish Jerry On.
>wide shot of Fetish Jerry forcefully forcing Our Jerry into a submissive position, medium speed zoom into Jerry's snotty face is pushed into the wall of the dumpster.
>hold the shot for a moment while nothing happens.
>Fetish Jerry breaks down, he can't do it.
>the bdsm crew stop cheering they decide not even they are sad enough to rape a Jerry and leave the two crying together in the trash.

It's not like they are allowed to actually call out the Jew.

>forcefully forcing
I hate myself.

>introduce elf waifu to shooting
>get cucked by dwarfen gunsmiths

Well we are. Some people are just slow to accept that we're a necessary evil.

claimed

Is that canon? That's beyound family lvl of liberal, that's fucking sjw.

Has anyone been requesting Morticias on /aco/?

Yeah, this is about right, though Jerry totally would fuck himself, it would just be a really sad and depressing fuck.

They clamp down pretty hard on anything not overtly 18+, one of the many reasons that place is garbage.

That's hardcore fucking retarded

>Is that canon? That's beyound family lvl of liberal, that's fucking sjw.
Wait, you actually believe in lizard people?

>needing a specific perk to help you kill druggies

What does it feel like to be so fucking weak?

Saudis aren't white, Jews aren't white, Chinks aren't white, I'll grant there are a decent amount of whites but proportional to population there are way more powerful groups who aren't.

> that wear skirts, shorts skirts...

They're wearing pants.

When people say "rich white men" they are just covertly naming the jew even if they don't know it yet.

So by "This Summer" did adult swim mean fucking August or what?

>93534358
You don't?