Can do whatever a spider can

>can do whatever a spider can
>except create organic web

Pyro couldn't create fire

Shit happens

I want you to know that I approve of your crusade.

So the spider bite only made him stronger and able to climb walls?

But his main power was still directly and specifically related to his name. You can't say that about Spidey.

Read 2099 then faggot

>can do whatever a normal man can
>except not be a faggot

Male spiders don't create web.

>Look ma! I posted it again!

Why do comicfags get so mad about these threads?

Because shitty copy paste threads are shit. Do you not know that, Bond?

why do they get so mad about THESE thread?

If you can't produce organic webbing then store bought is fine

>hipster dumbasses going to Whole Foods and paying three times as much for "organic" webbing that was made using prison labor

>no venom
>no ability to go months without food water or air
>has super strength, when spiders are not very strong
>does not leap tall buildings in a single bound, jumping is an extension of general strongness instead of specialized leaping muscles
>only 4 limbs
>cannot lie completely motionless for days on end
not a real spider man unless he is a giant anthropomorphic spider

>this thread again

In the cartoon from the 90's, he also acquired the knowledge to create artificial webs that he eventually websites for.

web doesn't come out of his butt.
yeah not realistic enough for me.

Is there an alternate universe where Peter lived in a place with no tall buildings, so he invented a digging tool based on a trapdoor spider instead?

Upvoted.

but he can't create organic web in the comics too.

>cannot lie completely motionless for days on end

Newspaper Spider-Man can do this and in fact does do this must of the time.

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CHRIST!

This board will be populated by faggots from Sup Forums next week when this comes out.

>Marvel vs. DC
>Rotten Tomatoes Score

how does that work?

This is the same for a LOT of marvel heroes, it's so true that many of them could substitute for each other and nobody would notice.

Example: Daredevil, Iron Fist, Spider-Man, Deadpool and Wolverine could substitute for each other with the right costume and equipment and nobody would notice.

People would probably notice that neither Daredevil nor Deadpool can read. Daredevil because he is blind, Deadpool because he is an illiterate moron.

Shit, he intuitively understood what chemicals he needed to synthesize artificial webs. That's what I meant.

How pathetic do you have to be to spam the same thread over and over?