What Sup Forumsgirl resembles your girlfriend the most?

What Sup Forumsgirl resembles your girlfriend the most?

>300 posts of "The Invisible Woman"

>inb4 le invisible woman

inb4 ashi post time-travel

What Sup Forums girl looks like a corpse in my crawlspace?

dammit I was too slow

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what's a Sup Forums girl who's like almost fresh off the boat from west africa (ghana) and is short

I have never felt love for anyone.

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This. I thought I did once in highschool but it was just an infatuation due to raging hormones.

>tricking a naive african into dating you

For shame user. Let me guess, you're way older too?

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Both the red hair and the autism.

Add 15lb, brown eyes, and a hijab

Nice.

i'm 27 and she's 25, she's been in the country 5 years

you white?

damn that sounds hot

correct

>bleach'd

I don't have a girlfriend, I'm saving myself for marriage

Good on you user, I hope you give her the WWC every day.

Kamala i guess?
Doesnt help that shes also muslim and underageb& i met on /r9k/

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Rare in this day and age, good for you user

what was a muslim jailbait doing on r9k?

Uh, my girlfriend is too busy for me to get a good look at her. She's busy...being a supermodel. And a rocket scientist. And...and...a race car driver.

Yeah.

So she doesn't exist?

Being a cyborg I guess.
Shes basically a shutin most of the time, mental illness shindigs.

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I can't find a Sup Forums girl who resembles my girlfriend, so I'll just post Jyn Erso because my girlfriend looks like Jyn Erso.

Hey, Jyn Erso appeared in some Star Wars comics, not to mention that she is going to be in that animated Forces of Destiny show. With Felicity Jones returning to voice Jyn Erso.

So you've never met face to face then?

Basically this except she's shorter, dumber, and has a really annoying way of dancing where she just shifts her fucking hands in the air and thinks she's hot shit and ignores you when you say she looks stupid. She also leaves her stanky underwear everywhere. Thankfully she's at boot camp right now.

funny story i'm the first white guy she has ever dated
she's constantly making ghanian food for me as well but FUCK IT'S SPICY HOLY SHIT

She lives 20 minutes away, of course we've met.

Same excluding the specifics you mentioned, considering mine has actually cosplayed pretty convincingly as korra before. Personality wise they're nothing alike, though.

I am the "girlfriend"

how loose is your butthole right now

Do you see a wedding and cute mulatto babies in the future?

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that story would make for a hell of a webcomic

get it? because she doesn't exist

It only means something if it's an intentional choice and not an excuse.

Why are some of you guys pretending to be virgins?
Is it like a new epik meem?

Nasty Cock Slut?

Oh you.

>Jyn Erso
So you're saying that your girlfriend is a qt Brit midget with qt bangs, a nice ass and huge bunny teeth?

I always pretend I'm a virgin online. I know most of the guys in these threads are fellow memers doing the same. It would be pretty sad if virgins did exist like that though

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There's no reason to pretend if it's true. Why should I pretend to be not a virgin if I am a one?

>Girlfriend

Except she's straight.

HA. Sucks to be you, faggot.

Except blacker and short braided hair

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not really
more than what you've got

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why so butt hur- oh right.

all of them because none exists

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eh, maybe? i don't know

I'm so sorry user.

user, any retard can get a penis.

Vaginas are harder to acquire- why the fuck do you think 90% of people on dating sites and singles ads are male?

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Like a dwarf, yes

>brown girls

>brown
ghana girl is midnight

If exes count.

She wasn't as shapely in the lower body, but everything from above waist was near 1:1.

>muslim gf

are you going to change her with your dick?

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but mexican

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less magical more autistic Star Butterfly, just took her home

You're dating one of the foam adventure chicks?

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It is very late
What were you two doing at this hour?

I still love her nevertheless

I don't know what that is.

We went to the gym, grabbed a bite, had sex in the shower and watched a movie.

Lots of Sup Forums red heads with glasses, but any with curly red hair and glasses

Feels good man.
Wherever this user is I hope he and his girl make, the two of them (especially the girl) deserve it.

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This romeo and juliet shit or you two riding a weird electra complex?