You can only pick one

You can only pick one.

Sam. Redheads > all

Alex

This.

Blossom

JAKE GET OUT

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>Redheads > all
This guy has the right idea

You maniac.

Sam

Alex is best girl. Fight me IRL.

But that is correct.

Sam, although I did sometimes have a soft spot for Clover

Alex > Brittany > Sam >> Mandy >> Clover

Clover is objectively the worst.

>You can o-

Alex.

>But I didn't f-

ALEX.

I pick none because the only well made r34 of them is fetish related

>Slut
>Fetish bait
>Redhead
I'll take the bitch

Which ones the slut and which one's fetish bait

user, be honest with yourself... they were all fetish bait. The show could have as well have been called Fucked Up Kinks: The Animated Series.

FPBP

Which porn models would you choose for live action adaptation, Sup Forums?

>Fucked Up Kinks: The Animated Series

Is that "fucked up" on normal standards or regular sad panda user standards?

The one that got fat

It's funny how much more anime-like the sixth season was.

Who do you think?

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Literally the only reason I watched this show was for Alex's feet.

nice butt

Alex.

>not thicc

Arr rook the same.

You've never watched this show have you?

Clover
bitchy teenagers grow up. Nerds and normies just stay the same forever

Not thicc enough desu senpai.

t. a whaler

Every. Single. Fetish.

Alex. it's an easy choice.
Clover is a slut. Sam's kind of an uptight bitch Alex's biggest problem is she's occasionally naive or ignorant.
Also she looks the cutest

>>Slut
>>Fetish bait

Mandy is both of those things.

Clovers entire personality is PG-Slut. Everyone gets turned into fetish bait at some point in this show but Alex gets all the weird fetishs.
Mandy by contrast is just the token bitch.

My negro

I got my fetish from clover but

fuck me this show is a lot weirder then I remember

They mostly stuck to mainstream fetishes but every so often they took a weird turn.

Clover always

we basically already did get a totally spies adaptation, they just called it charlie's angels for some reason

Alex is the only one who'd actually consider getting within 50 miles of the average Sup Forums poster.

And why is that?

>Reads comic books
>Plays video games
>Least judgmental
>Least concerned with appearances
>Has gone on record saying she wouldn't mind dating a nice, nerdy guy

Meanwhile, Clover is a thot who's as shallow as a kiddie pool and Sam has been shown being largely into Chads.

I can't pick Alex because that's my name
so Clover I guess.

Sounds like Sup Forums's dream girl.

What freaky fetish is this pandering to?

>File name

Yes

make them wear glasses THEN we're talking.

Man, some kids are fucked up.

fpbp

Alex
But I'm more "into" the stuff that happened to Sam. If Alex had more mind control stuff happen to her...wew

Alex>Clover>Sam

You forgot
>is best girl

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>Fuck
>Marry
>Kill
GO

>Clover
>Alex
>Sam

>Fuck
Clover
>Marry
Alex
>Kill
Sam

Correct choice

>sad panda user standards
Sad panda users have standards?

Looks like Alex finally convinced Sam to take the knot.

I'd laugh at children in multiplayer games with Alex

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Alex is a good girl. Shell probably get all maternal and scold you, accidentally mentioning that you might have kids someday and acting embarrassed about it for the rest of your gaming session.

Sam
Alex
Clover by sex

Then she's a loser and not the one I want. Is Clover funny?

The middle one when she was a dolphin

No, but she thinks you're funny looking. Also she wouldn't be caught dead playing video games anyway.

These guys here? True patricians.

is there no girl in this show that is simply a person that's fun to be around?

the Sup Forums answer

Sam, easy
FPBP

It is aiming for a realistic portrayal of women so no.

But there are plenty of fun real women out there! I know of two of them.

Your left and right arm don't count as women, user.

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Sam

I guess you can add "flexible and athletic enough to work your cock like a coal miner" to the list of reasons why Alex is the best girl

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Alex. All day, everyday.

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Clover, but fat

Alex easily

I thought gingers didn't have souls?

Clover's hair is better when wet

Clover wins by a mile

Sam

Remind me again why I'd choose anyone besides Alex?

You wouldn't. She's absolute best.

Exactly.

Thread over

Clover.
I must have Clover!

at the end the best choice is...all three.

No one's said her yet

or Jerry

Correct. I mean, glorious bronze asian? That's like half of my fetishes in one.

>Normies
Sam
>Patricians
Alex
>Plebs
Clover
>Contrarians
Mandy