Rick and Morty season 3/ Giantess thread

Which will it be??

>turn into a giant
>your clothes don't tear off
really jumbles my mumbos

I want to live in Summer's butthole.

I just want to lick it clean

science/magic

so it confirmed season 3 is out July 30 or is it more April fools bullshit?

>Summer doesn't piss herself immediately after transforming
Eh..

>so it confirmed season 3 is out July 30 or is it more April fools bullshit?
Are you legitimately retarded?

>summer pissed herself in an elevator
>was just a false memory

how am I retarded for asking a basic question? i haven't checked out the trailer or anything, I've just read some shit about new episodes on that date. a simple "yes or no" would've sufficed.

>Rick and Jerry become friends when he's not married to his daughter

There better be a scene where Summer stomps Morty with her giant bare feet.

that wasn't the real Rick it was an android

Is it me or does the trailer make it look like this season is getting dumber? That Rick Pickle bit and a whole Mad Max based episode is the sort of thing you'd expect to have when the writers ran out of idea's, and knowing the show they'll make some dumb metajoke about it.

I dunno, I hope I'm wrong but nothing looked particularly neat this time around, except maybe the Jerry and Rick solo tease but I was hoping Beth would actually do something for once.

I vote Giantess thread.

The pickel Rick seems like it's self parody

>Mad Max

they did a spoof on Inception in the first season and one on The Purge in the second. so that's nothing new

Yes July 30th is the premier date for Season 3.

What's REALLY interesting is that in the trailer Beth hits a button called "Normalize" and THEN Summer turns into a giant. Plus there's a heavy focus on her ass. This leads me to suspect that some device of Rick's may have ballooned Summer's ass to massive size, and then when Beth and Morty try to get it back to normal they wind up making the rest of her massive too.

Basically what I'm saying is that we may be looking at an episode that hits the giantess fetish AND the expansion fetish.

For fucks sake kill yourselves.

bring on the porn

>look like this season is getting dumber?
That's what we call pandering. Unfortunately it works.

>it's a fetish episode
>it's a bad fetish episode

Giantess fetish is fucking awful, barely any better than a foot fetish, which is in turn barely any better than a scat fetish. Fucking disgusting, get a real fetish.

All three are my fetishes.

Checkmate.

If you were hit by a ray gun, your clothes would get bigger too dummy

I am totally down with more weird stuff happening to Summer in general.

>get a real fetish.

what's yours then?

>we know justin has a thing for summer
>he admits to jerking off to summer porn in the commentaries
>he finally realized he could make her his target for fetishes
>yfw it turns to totally spies 2.0

That just makes you 3 times worse than everyone else you degenerate fuck.

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>the machines makes her bigger
>cannot see through the wool strings
this kill my boner.

Well, I mean, he actually could do this if he really wanted to. The show has spent two seasons now establishing all the weird shit that happens in Rick's life. He could start to funnel that weirdness specifically into fetish shit, and nobody would notice anything unusual about it. The fetishists would notice, of course, but everybody else would just assume it was standard R&M oddness. It's the perfect cover.

nice

>I was hoping Beth would actually do something for once
I wholeheartedly agree with your post, but you're thankfully wrong here, according to Dan. This is supposed to be Beth and Summer's season.

>July
>April Fools bullshit
lol

You asked about an April Fool's joke happening at the end of goddamned July. And even if that weren't the case, 'are you retarded' is the response you deserve for asking an easily Googled question.

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I love how the giantess fetish is being normalized in modern media. My evil plan of nearly three decades is coming along quite nicely.

Just wait for that Disney movie

That is the final pin in the evil plot. When I die and get judged, God will look at me and say "Are you at least sorry?" And I will say unto Him. "My fetish has taken over the world, I regret nothing."

Then I will enjoy a long period of ironic Hell where I am a brine shrimp for about 10,000 lifecycles.

All in all, pretty worth it.

>namefag
>fucking lame normie
fuck off