GAH GAH NAH NAH NAH

>GAH GAH NAH NAH NAH
*Audience howls with laughter*
>RAH RAH AH AH AHHHH!!!!
*Fat soccer moms buy the official merchandise*
>NAH NAH NAH NAH NAHHHHHH!!!!!!
*youtube trailer gets trillions of views*
>GAH GAH RAH RAH RAH
*actually good animated films are ignored and financially fail*
>NAH NAH NAH NAH NAHHHHHHH!!!!!
*fat sweaty men take their herds of 20 children into the theater and shovel over fat wads of cash for tickets*
>NAH NAH RAH RAH RAHHHHHHH!!!!
*animation industry crashes

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Nobody cares about your video IHE

I liked Sing.

Why?

You can keep shitposting about it, but the movie was great.

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you seems to be strangely obsessed by fat people.

The music selection was good. The final show segment was entertaining. I liked the shy elephant. The story was okay. It wasn't amazing, but it wasn't shit.

If you like shit movies that pander to the lowliest of mentally deficient retards that is.

Is this supposed to be "Bad Romance"?

And not a single argument was given. Sorry, I care about the writing, not "to who it panders"

>it wasn't shit

Sorry you don't like something I thought was okay, user. I hope you won't kill yourself when the sequel inevitably gets made since it got a lot of money.

It's fine, you can admit you didn't watch it.

reminder

>*Fat soccer moms buy the official merchandise*
And ftm bipolar trannies apparently

Why was Gunthar even pushed so much in the marketing of the movie? He had like 5 minutes of total screen time in the movie.

Pic all the way at the top almost dead center isn't worksafe!

Second viewing there are a lot of porn pics on the wall. Why would someone put this shit up in their room?

Why

>the movie was great
Not it wasn't, at all. It was average at its very best.

youtube.com/watch?v=EBe1hXRNi4g
watch it
and thank me later

Who the fuck uses that much lip balm?

why?

like really, why? I can understand most of the shit i've seen here, but this? why?

>watch this shitty channel instead of actually listening to arguments!

>Watch this "I Hate Sing" video from an account called "I Hate Everything."
Nah.

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Illumination is a pretty shit company that makes deliberately cheap movies.

That said Sing is one of like three passable films they've ever done and arguably their best. It's not bad enough to hate and I can even understand someone liking it.

Fuck off, shill.

>t. furfags that watch glee

>still no argument given

I was really sad he only sang for a really small part. Was hoping he'd do a full version of that song.

I remember that thread. Fun times.

like i..he need a shill

>movie didn't made their own musics
>took a good part of the movie showing you animals singing pop musics instead of plot
>generic characters, the pig is just like the pig from chickien little but not (openly)gay
>animation was so shitty that backgrounds characters were a dozen of characters remade dozens of times with the same clothes

>a musical spends long part of the movie showing the characters sing
Mind. Blown.

aaagghh fucker, I didn't want to see that, spoiler this shit

Bouncing bunny butt

this movie was okay.

maybe IHE's video lowered my expectations for it (not that I even had that many to begin with), but it was definitely watchable.

latest news: Musicals are shit, double shit if they use pop musics instead of original songs

Why did you watch a musical if you don't like musicals?

I'll give you a real spoiler
That's actually your room.

What the fuck

family? Are you saying you watched this movie by yourself?

Buster was the only really likeable character, he was the best acted and best designed while all the others were pretty forgettable

>This movie will make millions upon millions
>Kubo and the Two Strings has already faded into obscurity

It's like you don't even know what board you're on.

It's almost as if Kubo was horribly written.

uhhhhhhhhhhh

Neither is the one of him jacking off and cumming all over himself, or the one of him riding the reptile man's dick.

>not posting the thread cap version
damnit I should'a saved it myself

You inspected that picture much more closely than I did... u into dat shit nig?

Kubo really wasn't that great, to be honest. It was fine, but a lot of it was hammy and you could see all the 'twists' coming from miles away. It had some stellar moments, but I would say it was the weakest of all the Laika productions I've seen, and not better than Sing overall.

It was a basic story with parts that moved a bit too fast, but nothing horrible, deserved to do a bit better than it did.

not as poorly as this
kubo a 6-7/10
sing I predict at most a 4-4.5/10

>I predict
How about not commenting on movies you have not even seen, you fucking retard.

It's not a musical.

>this movie is definitely better than this movie i haven't even seen
>i know this

It was too hamfisted with its message. And also didn't really make much sense. They went on and on about how humanity sucked was still worth it, but iirc humanity is never even shown to suck in the movie. The bad guys are the moon spirits, and all the humans were exceedingly nice and pleasant.

"Laika c-could do nothing w-wrong"

I know I haven't seen it, that's why I said upfront. and that's ke being generous.
>bland story
>bland characters
>by a shit studio
>musical but not really
>comedy but not really
>relies on pop culture memes but are outdated as fuck before release
>average animation
literally nothing there that could raise it's score
don't need to waste two hours on that, never tried a shit sandwich either but I know it's not my thing

Except you don't know any of those things. Sing was better than that crap Kubo.

kubo was it's poorest film, when the fuck did I say otherwise?

Jesus Christ just get some gasoline and burn that shit

Husbando, user. It don't got to make sense.

Foodfight is great.

>hey went on and on about how humanity sucked was still worth it, but iirc humanity is never even shown to suck in the movie.

No, the moon people looked down on humans because they had short lives, experienced pain, and died.

It wasn't as bad as Secret Life of Pets.

fine, I'll watch it. but seeing as I know myself best, the most that will probably happen is I actually give it a lower score than I thought.

I pirated it and it was an okay guilty pleasure at best.

kubo is overrated anyways.

Yes, yes, go on about how you know movies before you watch them.

just said I'd watch it
but yeah it'd have to pull some pretty amazing shit just to negate the flaws noticed from the trailer alone

it wouldn't be that hard to one-up that though

that porcupine.

Sing was boring, uninspired and not very interesting to look at, but some of the characters had some small amount of charm that made them bearable.

Secret Life of Pets has nothing going for it and should be destroyed. There was not a single good character in that entire goddamn movie.

Chances are, he's the same person who drives this judging by that Chevrolet symbol on his fridge.

I liked Jenny Slate but that's about it.

THe duct tape on the rear light says it all

>think outside the box
>he think this at the same time he is gayfur, think his job sucks, makes a "lol!!1! im gamer!!1!!" """"joke"""" and think he's broke
I know this image has been circulating for so many years but for fuck's sake

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>transformers

People always shit on Sonic but Transformers seems to correlate to autism a lot more

I'm more surprised he got all that in less than a year

I dunno why him watching Archer in the reflection was the first thing I noticed about this

I have a ton of extra tubes of lip balm specifically because I don't use it that much and it's one of my relatives' go-to stocking stuffers every christmas. Then again they usually mostly end up in a junk drawer instead of me keeping five of them right next to my bed.

Noramlly musicals use their songs to actually progress the story you know. This movie is the tournament arc of musicals only there's no actual winner because that would be too hard.

And because it would miss the point. It wasn't about who was "better" like some vapid reality show.

It was a good movie

Ok then what is the point then?

To use singing as a way to develop as persons and express themselves in ways they couldn't normally, e.g. Rosita being frustated with her middle aged mom life. Why am I explaining things laid out clearly in the movie?

Is the orange one from something or is that his fursona?

You forgot to mention the part where furfags on Sup Forums vehemently defend it because some of the character designs give them chubbies.

i want to fuck the koala, but i would not even bother defending this trash

You don't see the incredible irony of posting this statement on a board for comic books and cartoons, do you?

>this trash
Nobody ITT has been able to give one argument against it.

none of the characters were even fuckable.

they all had same fucking blue pupils in eyes,

What was wrong with it, exactly?

Pupils look weird in 3d cartoony characters

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> I would say it was the weakest of all the Laika productions I've seen
>Not Boxtrolls

I would say Boxtrolls was better, yes. But not as good as Paranorman.