Describe your last fap with a Spongebob quote

Describe your last fap with a Spongebob quote.

>"And now, WITH TWO HANDS!"

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Wait till I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!!!

HAAAYYYYAAAAAA!

youtube.com/watch?v=WaxjO2Fe1bg

>HYDRODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED!

BIG
SCARY
AND PINK

>someone says ARE YA READY KIDS and gets Sup Forums gold for it

FIRMLY GRASP IT

Are ya ready kids!?

Wanna see me do it again?

Wow! One minute and 31 seconds! A new record!

AWOOOOOOOO
NAAAAAAAAAA
Leedle leedle lee

Do a little of this and that and this and that and the-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

AH-AH-AH-AH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Just you, me, and this brick wall you built between us

;__;

Don't hold back

I'm never washing this flipper again

He spits a giant pearl 100 feet in the air! Like a cannonball!

I only cried for twenty minutes

Way to go buddy... it took us three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!

Listen to him choke!

What did you do to my drink!?

>"MY NAME'S NOT RICK"
I'm weird

I didn't need to see that.

And say hello to used napkin

Take it easy it's just a drawing

You broke my heart, now I'm gonna break something of yours!

Put that thing away! There are children here

And toasted almonds, that's unexpected! He stuck it! And just look at that even coating!

Are you feeling it now, Mr Krabs?

I'M DOING IT!
I'M DOING IT!
YEAH! YEAH! YEEAAH!
...AND SOMMA' THESE!
...AND SOMMA' THESE!
ALMOST THERE AAAAAND
DONE.

Nosferatu!

Ahhh rock... The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!

so many perfect quotes for a doujin

I SPENT THE WHOLE DAY DOING RIDICULOUS THINGS BECAUSE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO EXPLODE!!!

I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I don't need it.

I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIIIT

>I CAN DENY IT NO LONGER... I am small

holy shit kek

...

there's going to be so much, he's going to drown in it.
DROWN ON IT!!!

Why didn't you tell me this was me mother's house!?

Do you want it to hurt, Kevin?

>WHOOO YEAH SHAKE THAT BUBBLE BUTT

AHHH I BURNED MY HAND, at night

THE...break time

"Meow."

Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells... smelly

AND THEN HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST

Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with suffering?

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vid.me/AlBT

My leg!

do it patrick,
I can't spongebob, I already cut off my arms

Why is spongebob literally the perfect quote-machine? How did they manage to pack so many memorable lines into 3 seasons?

Too bad that didn't kill me

Welcome to glove world

how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!

LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT. I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT IT.

CHOCOLATE [/spoiler]elf

I, am a man

2 HOURS IS LONG ENOUGH

Are you feeling it now Mr.Krabs?

DEUUEAUGH!!!

I love the young people.

Hey how'd you do that without any shaving cream?

It all started when I ripped...my pants

You have to be assertive!

beebeep

NOT INSERTIVE

N is for anytime and anywhere at all

IM SO CLOSE I CAN ALMOST TASTE IT

I'm sorry, but that flies in the face of my good nature

Ah giant ball of bubblegum, oh what's next!?

why is every single one of these sound sexual in one depraved way or the other.

Your genius is showing

>N

Take it easy its just a drawing

How could I have let the quality of my work slip so much

TWO GOLD DOUBLOONS

Two spatulas to increase productivity, Mr. Krabs

>Well, I don't know nothin' about Alaska, but looky here. Back in Texas I wrangled bulls and I wrangled worms. As far as I'm concerned, doing both together just saves rope.

>one little collar, turtle neck...

>I'm so glad I gave up fry cooking for this!

I'm Dirty Dan

>please tell me that's your nose

Shoot, that was my last quarter

This hands werent ment to create, they only destory

That's not disturbing, this is disturbing...

>Sandy, help me! I can't handle this by myself!

it's an ITALIAN BULL WORM
it's BIG SCARY AND PINK

We do that for 40 years and then we die

It's like riding a bike, you never forget

>By the hammer of Odin, this be a new fighting style mine eyes have not yet seen.

It will only open when I say open

LIFE'S AS EXTREME AS YOU WANNA MAKE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

VICTORY SCREETCH

>I am a man

It goes to your thigh and than you exploded

...

underrated

STOP SHOUTIN I'M FAPPING!

...

PLASTIIIIC

It tickles but its worth it!

Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!