Draw sexy chick

>Draw sexy chick
>Don't draw her getting fucked or even nude
C'mon Oglaf,this is getting out of hand.

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I want to fuck that deer woman.

Apprentice when?

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>be sexy lady cartoonist
>draw sexy ladies
>keep all the hardcore stuff to shlick to myself
>cackle as spergs get all hot and bothered but can't achieve release
YOU BITCH FUCK YOU LET ME CUMMMMMMMM

Where's the apprentice? It's been like two or three years, come the fuck on.

Oglaf has plenty of hardcore stuff

>a comic about sex tease
>there's no nudity or sex
She's being real clever with this shit.

But it's all men.
What kind of lesbian is Trudy?

Yeah she draws a lot of gay guys; but there's plenty of straight stuff, and even one where a female cobbler has found a clever way to sleep with any woman she wants.

IT'S NOT ENOUGH DAMNIT

got moar op? I love these comics

Lel OTP

Also I dont think the authors gets her kicks from you beating your dick.

>Web comic is full of sex, crazy sex, weird sex, inter-dimensional sex.
>Complains a tease is a tease

Then they shouldn't have made a porn comic.

Primal play is hot.

There was a story on /tg/ once from a guy who claimed to have basically done this Oglaf strip.

>Deer girl
>Mottled thighs
>She wants the D

I want to say that I would jump right on in there and fuck her wildly but i'd likely just have a fucking aneurysm or something.

>every Oglaf strip is a reminder Platinum Grit is never, ever coming back
OP I swear to Christ if this frustrates you Nils and Kate would straight up blast your cringing cock backwards up your own asshole.

I've done some before with my gf before. It's essentially like the OP, but with more bites and scratches instead of broken bones.also roles reversed

Pretty sure more than a few Oglaf strip ideas have come from /tg/ and the authors have given credit where it's due.

>that spoiler
>my dick

>Deer Girl
>has horns
Oh my god....
Someone needs to tell /tg/ to make more humorous and sexy stories about Orc women.

It's a lot of fun. She gets a little rough with the strapon though

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1) Sex play doesn't need to be accurate
2) If you are going for accuracy then female deer with antlers aren't terribly rare
3) Go fuck yourself and stop trying to push your homosexual disease

Nothing is gay when it comes to primal play.

oglaf.com/

So your girl pretends she's what and you pretend you're what?

>admits to getting rammed with a strapon
>i-i'm not gay!

>Sex play
I think she's actually a deer hybrid creature.
Also aren't antlered does just deformed freaks? They look like it.
Face it, she's hiding feminine venison under that loincloth

>Apprentice when?
Never. He's dead.

You sound like you want to get rammed, faggot.

She's a fox and I'm a bunny. No furry stuff though, except for the tail plugs

That's a filthy lie and you know it.

Relatable.

that's actually the first oglaf I've enjoyed in a long time

I like it when the punchline isn't just "LOL AND THEN THEY FUCKED"

Then why haven't we seen him in YEARS?

He's locked in a sexy sex dungeon.

That's kinda hot.jpg

He's dead guys. It's been years, get out of the denial phase.

>has sex with girl
>gay
I totally agree, only faggots fuck girls with all these sexy traps around.

alright but imagine

medical bondage

Wait a minute. Tail plugs. Plural. Meaning both of you.
But also the strap on.
At the same time?

Is this a roll for anal circumference thing?

She takes out my plug when it comes time for the pegging.

>draw sexy women
>don't let them fuck 80% of the time

>draw men
>they fuck other men 90% of the time

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I should've seen that coming.

Knowing her I will see that coming.

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Pfff, as if death ever stopped anyone in Oglaf.

going back the past couple of pages there have been more men and women fucking than two men fucking

I like it when the punchline isn't the first panel and the rest of the comic just a weird awkward pause.

This is... actually a fetish of mine. It's fun to chase.

Aha!

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I don't know who that is.

She loves to draw dudes fuckin', user. Who are we to take that away from her?

>used to follow this girl's porn blog
>she and her boyfriend would do primal play stuff
>he'd wear those bad dragon cock sheaths
>she'd also wear small bad dragon strapons while getting fucked

Why do women look so dumb when they're aroused? Hardly the same as a proper boner.

its like that a lot though

>read image title
>want to post gag response image
>would get me banned

I'm going to need a link. or at least a name. for science.

It's not around any more.

Still would like a name.

I'll see if I saved it somewhere

I don't understand how a few tiny patches of flesh colored fabric barely leaving nothing to the imagination halts you guys somehow.

Doesn't bother me any. I'm a leg man to begin with.

Iiiinteresting.

Because women surrender their control in two instances... Arousal and amusement. You'll never see a more genuine facial expression in a woman otherwise.

I like it!

Please tell me there's more

Did you just compare your boner to a face?


You know you have a face too right?

Aaand now I just remembered /k/'s story about the deer and the vibrator egg.

oh, one or two...

I just want to say, thank you for sharing.

Tell your girlfriend the Internets proud of her. ANd that we ALL hate you.

I hope you trip on a branch and and invert your erection. Madjelly

There are many lairs to writing, Not all of it has to be for draining cocks.
Besides, i can get off from this.

>tfw no porn of this
Why even live?

But anything lewd?

and last one I got.

I bet she's a total cuddle bug. My heart.

I fucking wish. I can't find anything with facepaint like this. I can't even find anything with the 'painted black underneath the nose' bit. I found like one video of girl painted with a cat nose and it's not even that good. But goddamn I wish there was a facepaint category.

>tfw just want black underneath nose or black lipstick BJ vid.

>she

Or /k/ chasing off the werewolf by collectively deciding to fuck it.

OH GOD WERE STILL IN GREECE. Spartans that want to fuck everything to death, CO/ full of satire and pointless art, Sup Forums is just a pit full of angry men fucking one another with politics smeared in, and Sup Forums is the barbarians that are constantly invading/being invaded...

It's all just about people fucking and fantasizing about fucking things isn't it Sup Forums?

that's a boy, but then, you can make anyone your women if they are smaller than you and cute.

So long as it looks cute and has no gag reflex I'm game.


GEDDIT. GAME. dohoho.

>No story where Hunter takes in Lady Buck to help her heal
>All while pushing off her advances
>Even while in traction she's a cock crazed mess
>Hunter wakes up one night to a loud crash and screaming
>She tried to jump him in bed but rebroke her leg trying to sneak across the room

>Panel 9
Damn that's sexy.

This guy gets it. People are usually so caught up in pretenses and unspoken procedures, that genuine slip of inhibitions is almost orgasmic in itself.

The graffiti at Pompei didn't clue you in?

Anybody got the graffiti translations they can post?

You mean that Orc and Elf comic?

God damn it, user. You're not helping with my interest in this character.

>No story where Deer Girl 'accidentally' wanders into a clearing filled with T-Reginas
>they see her and chase after her
>huge grin on her face as she flees through the underbrush
>gets taken down and swarmed by lusty dinogirls who thoroughly gang-bang her
>left covered in sweat, bitemarks, scratches and in a pleasure coma
>Hunter finds her and nurses her back to health
>it's not the first time this has happened

You know it is actually a girl right? She just identifies as a boy sometimes?

Yeah but a sexy deer girl.
>She's gay
Yeah of course
I like the idea the Hunter just keeps finding injured deer girl
>Deer Girl gets into one of her moods
>Finds an Ent and demand he chase her
>Ent is game except he's just a living tree.
>It's no fun without the chase
>She uproots him then ties a cart to herself to simulate a chase
>Hunter finds Deer Girl,Ent, and Cart in a crashed pile
>He puts Deer Girl in traction
>Replants Ent in front yard with tree splint

No shit she's gay user, she dresses up in boy clothes

I'd go gay for that.

>Flowers in their hair
>Tons of make up
I mean I guess....but I like cute girls in boys clothes.

I meant her other stuff.

Domon always goes for the teases

youtube.com/watch?v=HCgFG7kzVWA

Sauce?

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This one pleases me.

You know what you must do...