ITT: Girls you'd introduce to your parents

ITT: Girls you'd introduce to your parents

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Greentext how you think it'd go.

I'd introduce her to my cock

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Who?

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Que?

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>implying my waifu would want me if she was real
I've gotten used to the cards I dealt myself in this mortal coil

I don't know I'm not very creative

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT AND WHY ARE YOU HIGHLIGHTING IT

what a fuckin SLUT

Looks like torn jeans to me.

it's a knee a I think

Are you me?

So you want to introduce a knee to your parents?

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>Introduce Kamala to your parents
>Her parents honor kill her for being a filthy whore who associates with kaffir

I give up

I'm at a LOSS here

"Mom, this is Gwen, uh.... she's currently self-employed... uh, we're looking at her getting a GED... in the near future.... uh, she has a really good comic collection...."

LOL

At this point anything with a vagina would make them pass out from sheer joy.

But, ah, what this guy said.

Pretty sure that's Zoe's knee. So you're a lesbian?

I WANT TO INTRODUCE KAMALA TO MY PARENTS AND KISS HER

This

user, your objectively wrong. I skipped over several images of her trying to find a girl someone would actually bring home to their parents and it sure as heck isn't her.

Father would "love" her.

>bringing a fucking NEET who couldn't graduate high school to my parents

Fuck outta here, man

confirmed for not reading comics, you fit Sup Forums like a glove

THIS

My mom would just be happy I'm dating someone who can give her grandkids, and who wouldn't argue with her.

My mom would just be happy I was dating period.

This.

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>Son what are those things in her hair.

>No idea, dad. Haven't dared to ask.

"...Son, how old is she?"

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This.

How good is Kamala at hiding her power level?

Kek, that's exactly how it'd go.

Bad. But cute enough to get away with it. Your parents probably can't tell Japanese characters from Islamic religious terminology, anyway.

>father's face when

This

>"Do you want grandchildren or not?"

This only ever matters when it's a man.
A woman can make up for being a NEET in other ways.

Pretty bad. She also tend to make things worse

>French
lol, of course

That depends on the family, folks got sick worried when I was dating a college drop out who was pretty neet-ish and with good reason, if you cant take care of yourself on your own how are you gonna take care of someone else if you live together?

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Is that... Marco cosplay?

>Son your girlfriend is kinda mannish aint she?

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Is this shitposting, or are you serious? Cause she looks kinda cute

The point's moot anyway, since Gwen's going back to the Marvel world and returning to her mercenary work.

So you don't need to tell your parents that she's a NEET. You can tell them how she murders people for a living.

>soccer mom and cubicle dad from the suburbs
I wonder how they'd react

qt

I almost posted Princess Caroline but she's a bit old for me

didn't she assume people were racist b/c they were after her for having super powers?

I feel that in itself would be reason to avoid introducing her to the family as long as possible.

Yeah, same here. She'd be dancing in the street.

It was an anti-Inhumans move, given they are right next to Attilan.

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It's the current year, user. Love is love.

I am not Alan Moore.

she claimed it was against her family b/c they're dune coons

Yeah, like that girl who got raped in Japan because of this shit

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>Muslim
>underage
My parents would assume I was playing a joke for a while.

Given my parents' personal track record, and my own demeanor, it really wouldn't even surprise them if I came home with something like pic related.

>best case scenario future 4 u losers

Replace that pillow with a sexbot.

>same gendered people can be married
>that means the slippery slope is upon us and I can justify be a paedo

I wish paedos would die.

>love
>rape

yeah, totally the same thing

oh you fuck

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Behind the knee maybe?

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Strangely it seems some of the best writers are sickos. I wish they'd be kept away from children but continue to work.

the proper pronoun is MAP you inbred piece of shit

I'm not THAT bad, thank you.

oh god this is actually a thing

Girlfriend's a lot like Star, I haven't taken her to meet the old folks yet.

Stop letting a girl you think is cute, a drawing on a piece of paper no less, make it ok to normalize Islam in the west. Have you not seen what happened to Europe? We should not be letting this be ok. This is one of the only comics kids read.

You forgot to press enhance.

I want to breed the moor out of her and make her a proper church going lady.

Do you know how rich melonpan is?

What, you mean a housewife?

>Minor-Attracted Person

Not only does it sound dumb, it doesn't make any sense. A "minor" is somebody under the age of majority, which is usually 18 in most countries. Being attracted to a 17-year old does not make you a pedophile. Besides, the three first options are actual minor age groups themselves, with half the responses being in the 13-15 group. So by this logic, if a 13-year old develops an attraction towards a 17-year old, the 13-year old is a pedophile. Jesus fucking christ, can't we just turn off the internet at this point, it was such a massive mistake to introduce it to the public

>Implying I'd settle for 3DPD
Wouldn't have it any other way.

Yes, and the musselman knows it. That's exactly why muslim women having non-muslim husbands is the mother of all harams to the extent that even nice westernised Kamala is forbidden from it while muslim men taking non-muslim wives is practically mandatory. It's a religion of imperialism, even before you get into the jihad stuff.

Don't waifu-shame, normie scum.