ITT: Girls whose characters would be greatly improved by getting a boobjob

ITT: Girls whose characters would be greatly improved by getting a boobjob

IS THIS REALLY THE THREAD YOU WANT, user?

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GREAT STINKIN BANANAS

Pearl it's the most motherly character on the show and she doesn't have big tits, it's like a fucking joke.

The only gem that's actually a mother does have tits though, so there's that. Even if she's dead.

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Now...you made me want to edit big tits on Pearl screenshots.

Anons, give me them. Big and in HD please.

I could do other edits on the show too.

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Who's that sour mouthed slut?

This not an appropriate boner.

>Putting plastic in your chest for no valid reason

>implying it's not ballistic plastic

>your

And with that. Pearl became attractive.

She needs big tits, stat!

I think that's Jimmy Neutron's Mom

She's a transsexuality/androgyny metaphor, though. Giving her tits would undercut her concept.

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>transexuals can't get boobjobs
Wow, that show is transphobic trash and should be taken off the air.

>transexuals can't grow boobs from hormones

Considering Gogo had a meme ass, Honey Lemon could use some monster titties.

Big breasts are a blessing.

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Name one female character who wouldn't be improved by a boob job

Peej?

>When life gives you lemons...?

>...you squeeze out some joy!

>shapeshifting tidders to feed babby steven
>"Do you think these are big enough? He does eat a lot."

I don't like boob jobs because but I do like other methods of breast expansion.

How would she move with those weighing her down?

So she's just going to let you squeeze out her lemon juice?

Saddy had better ones.

That she does

Sadness is fat so it doesn't count.

>She's a transsexuality/androgyny metaphor, though
>makes her the most feminine of the three
>no metaphorical context for her whatsoever
bull. steven is the closest thing

wew

If you say so, senapi.

what a reach, and this is coming from someone that thought they saw a flag ref in some other shit.
and orange? and the yellow? and her greatly disproportionately placed colors? and how her character is pretty much the opposite of that metaphor?

The butt is really underrated there. More butt edits?

>I am a devoted member of the Stephen Universe fandom, and am unused to blind self-serving reaches

Get out while you can. You're too good for the fandom.

does this really happen that often? do people have such little self-awareness or introspection?

Just realizes thats a mom from jimmy newtron wtf

Back to the Barn kind of invites Pearl-versus-Peridot breast stuff.

you kidding me, right? you fucking pleb, get out of here, if you don't like the original bases, kill yourself and putting your head in your ass.

Then just give her a dick to balance it out. What's the problem.

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>girl has shapeshifting powers
>doesn't use them to get big boobs
Why. Seriously, why

We've never actually seen Pearl shapeshift, oddly enough.

because why we she need them? being an alien and all

I was not talking about Pearl

>chestlets, when will they learn?

Nice work, and very speedy! Thanks!

Pearl with or without boob is still Pearl user
Same as you said your shit today is better than your shit yesterday
totally nonsense

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>She's a transsexuality/androgyny metaphor, though. Giving her tits would undercut her concept.
I see no problem here.

Ooh, and thanks to you as well!

If Peridot is going to gloat like that, she's going to need a chest even bigger than Pearl's.

We need to go lewder

Fuck breasts, she needs a bulge.

But...That's the correct usage.

They're saying the implants don't go in your chest. They go in someone else's.

why would a space alien race without sexual reproduction need boobs?

Etna.

It's very erotic. In fact, some consider the boobies to be the most erotic thing.

>fake tits

She's green red tho

Flat is justice so actually the opposite would be true.

Why does Rose have boobs?

Yes, gloating is for those who can out-tittymonster a tittymonster.

because she is the alien equivalent of a weeaboo

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Now on Steven.

Fuck you, Etna is beautiful as she is.

Can you add in an "I recognize that" bulge? Either in Pearl's tights or Perri's unitard.

B-but that's what I meant!

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Or is it?

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>asserting headcanon as canon
>on a race of shapeshifters
No

Any elderly grandmother figure. Any prepubescent child.

Edits like these are refreshing considering how much modern cartoons hate breasts

>t. pedophile

women are only respectable if they're drawn like bowling pins with an egg balanced on top

>Flat is justice
LOOK MOM I REPEATED A FUCKING WEEB MEME IN THE WRONG BOARD I'LL NEVER BELONG ANYWHERE PLEASE KILL ME NOW

t. nigger
>FLAT CHESTS SUCK
>OOGA BOOGA THICC
>GO BACK TO Sup Forums
Can you "people" shut the fuck up? Like seriously, can you guys go one second without making a thicc thread? We respectful DFC lovers never make flat threads, do we?

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>We respectful DFC lovers never make flat threads, do we?
see

Pearl already has the perfect human figure. Prove me wrong.

See .

Uh, all of 'em?

She looks like a gross blob of fat there. The whole appeal of her character is that she's skinny and flexible. Do you "people" not realize this?

>Any prepubescent child.
Says you.

>what are GILFs
>what are oppai lolis
wew lad, first day on the net?

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So, she represents trans-colorblind people then?

my dick

Because Rose was a slut with a weird human fetish.

This thread is pure gold. I want all the edits possible.

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