Why is everyone so racist that they want to replace an OG black character like Peter with that whitebread fuck Miles? Everyone keeps saying white people can't relate to because he's black but I know what's really going on.
You're just stealing the legacy of another black man who made it. Peter grew up in the hood, had to provide for his family at a young age, and kept getting harassed by the law and the media for how he looked. They called him a thug. Now that Peter beat the odds, he's too threatening to you.
Why else would you want this white kid who has money and goes to a boarding school and all this other white as fuck shit?
Dominic Richardson
It's obvious when you think about it.
Jacob Sanchez
So what's your favorite fruit, Sup Forums?
Zachary Reed
Watermelon. Seriously.
(though it's tecnhically a giant berry)
Julian Kelly
Mango is best actual fruit. Though when it comes to fruit flavoring green apple is best.
Easton Fisher
I like oranges.
Ian Sanchez
Strawberries myself, and they're antioxidant
Luis Nelson
Can we go back to discussing Spider-Man?
Carter Bell
What is there to talk about? Miles is shit and his "fans" are just people looking to be a part of a progressive movement and hiding their own mild racism. Done
Justin Cooper
I like apples, grapes and pears.
Cameron Gray
Those sure are assertions.
Jose Cox
Who's your favorite minority superhero besides Spider-Man?
Alexander Hall
I don't think I'll ever get tired of pears or pineapples.
Carter Thomas
I can only eat like a couple slices of pineapple before my mouth starts feeling funny, its a shame because i really like them.
Samuel Green
Mango and if anyone disagrees, they suck cock on a quantum level, every subatomic particle in their being suckling on a giant penis.
Jackson Turner
If Black People can only relate to Black People, why does every black guy want to be Goku?
Samuel Howard
Tomato is a vegetable and I don't give a fuck about your research. I've been believing in it my entire life and there's nothing you can do to convince me otherwise.
Matthew Carter
this 1000 times this
John Carter
Pears are amazing when you want to combine them with something else, especially alcohol.
Ian Gonzalez
Pears are pretty entry level fruits, right next to red delicious apples. They're crisp, not much taste to them but its really hard to have a bad time eating them.
Adam Gomez
i love grapes, green grapes specially Peaches are also delicious as fuck Melons with honey are godsend
Cameron Lewis
Do black people relate to Goku Black?
Tyler Morales
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Justin Miller
>he can't relate to Goku Black
Exactly what I'd expect from a ningen.
Jaxson Wright
>(though it's tecnhically a giant berry)
Wait, what?
>The scientific usage of the term "berry" differs from common usage. In scientific terminology, a berry is a fruit produced from the ovary of a single flower in which the outer layer of the ovary wall develops into an edible fleshy portion (pericarp).
>The definition includes many fruits that are not commonly known as berries, such as grapes, tomatoes, cucumbers, eggplants (aubergines) and bananas. Fruits excluded by the botanical definition include strawberries, raspberries, and blackberries, which are aggregate fruits.
Well shit.
Jason Moore
"Spider-Man: Threat or menace?"
Charles Richardson
Is that a ben 10 reference or was ben 10 referencing something else
Cooper Brooks
Peaces are divine when you can get good ones.
Hudson Evans
That happens to me with cherries
Bentley Barnes
That reporter from Ben 10 is a clear homage to Jameson.
Eli Powell
There is nothing better than buying into a pristine juicy peach
Austin Robinson
Lemons or cherries.
Xavier Sullivan
By itself? A nice tart, crisp apple. In a smoothie? Strawberries. In a pie? Blueberries. On a sandwich/burger? Bananas. To throw at people? Tomatoes. In a fruit salad? Cantaloupe. On a pizza? Pineapple.
Cooper Gomez
Glad to know you dismiss actual facts because "muh feelings", like a typical SJW. Have fun with your alternate reality and alternate facts.
Logan Lewis
The Daily Bugle is fake news
Dominic Nelson
It actually is, in the most literal way. How Norman never called them out once he was president, beats the fuck outta me
Wyatt Cooper
Couldn't just answer like a normal person, huh.
David Bell
>Norman Why? He hates Spider-Man and would be glad the DB was committing libel against Spidey.
Parker Hernandez
He was too busy cleaning up the Skrull's jihad that the "heroes" failed to address. It never would've happened if America addressed the flaws of the 50 State Initiative.
Easton Anderson
I don't have just one favorite for anything. Shit's too nuanced, brah.
Christian Cruz
Peaches > Pears in every capacity.
Jackson Garcia
Sour Green Apples
Tasty and keep Doc Ock away
Jaxson Lee
Knowledge is tomato is a fruit Wisdom is not putting it into fruit salad It's technically a fruit, but cucumbers, bananas, and watermelons are technically berries so
Eli Anderson
Ahh cucumbers, the adult fruit. Not a sexual pun, i've started to genuinely enjoy raw cucumber with a bit of lemon. Very refreshing.
Kevin Long
more than anything because peter has had 4 movies and miles has had 0.
Adrian Martinez
Do Raspberries count? If so, that.
Jack Hernandez
Is that why you want to get rid of a proud black man like Peter Parker?
Evan Stewart
This was before shiposting in office was acceptable again.
Hudson Brown
Pineapples.
Wyatt Foster
And Miles should have a movie because?
Nathan Walker
It's just water flavored habitable, that's like saying the cabbage is the adult green and turnips are the adult potato.
Josiah Sanchez
>burger >banana I don't know where you are but if you cross the border I will shoot you.
Colton Brooks
Iceman
Gabriel Hernandez
>Is naturally gifted in martial arts. >But no one can accuse him of being lazy since people depend on him >Can ruin anyone who fucks with him. >Has a hot wife >Disappears from his family and can return like nothing happened.
Cooper Thomas
Tomato. Not that anyone believes me but it is.
Gabriel Gonzalez
Cabbage is purely tasteless, its all wet crunch, cucumber has a subtle flavor i enjoy, fite me faggot.
Jonathan Rivera
I will and I'll wreck your cucumber water sipping ass.
Dominic Rivera
>Gohan's dad was absent for most of his childhood Really gets the neurons firing
Elijah White
Good ones are refreshing, though when they say fruit they geberally mean something sweet. Unless you are the type of freak who sugars thier tomato.
Aiden Mitchell
What are you talking about, Gohan's dad was around for most of his life
Parker Stewart
Father v. Daddy paradigm.
Jackson Ross
to be quite honest, Peter is 100x more relatable to black people than miles, especially east coast niggas like myself.
he's a quintessential new york icon, and hood hero
Josiah Lopez
I agree 100%
Caleb Phillips
How could you possibly relate to someone who doesn't share an inconsequential trait with you like the colour of your skin?
Angel Campbell
Is that... Is that Slav spiderman? I heard that caption in the Life of Boris voice...
Speaking of fruit, pic related, it's the best fruit. Bananas are fucking god tier.
Sebastian Brown
okay Yondu.
Ryder Miller
Iceman
Jace Lee
Pineapple. Especially on pizza.
Matthew Phillips
Life ain't going to be easy on you, hell it ain't on nobody but us folks of best taste are going to have to suffer most.
Jonathan Ortiz
Because going through a fuckton of horrible shit can be relatable regardless of skin color. I know you weren't being serious but do people really feel this way?
Ayden Ward
Honestly? It's because they think experiences are exclusive to certain groups of people. A white guy will never experience racism in the sense of discrimination towards him for being black. Now to say he can't understand what being a victim of bigotry is like is nonsense but I think people are trying to say what I said in my last sentence but it got warped through a bad game of telephone.
Levi Taylor
Post the full scan with him losing his mind stammering and shit
Henry Rivera
You're an evil man
Thomas Myers
...
Tyler Martinez
Why did he lie about not being black at the end there?
Landon Powell
He wanted to give Jameson a break.
Jacob Edwards
It's almost as if people are shallow and don't go past skin-deep. Weird.
Dominic Turner
Honeydew. Only fresh, though. Mushy honeydew is shit.