What are some Sup Forums approved relationships?

What are some Sup Forums approved relationships?

Which of those is Santa?

WE

They guy who wrote that is also writing Valiant highschool.

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WUZ

Well fuck Mrs, Claus, I guess.

SANTA KLAUS

>fuck Mrs, Claus
But he's gay?

Does she even have a first name?

Why is santa black. I dont care if hes gay but dont make santa fucking black

He shaves too

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Today is a shitty day to be on Sup Forums, Helga thread is the only good one.

>interracial gay santa
>having him be a nigger instead of eskimo or lapp

Missed opportunity desu senpai.

>I don't care if Santa sucking bbcandy cane all day long, just don't make him black

N'

JOLLY

>Don't care that they go against established folk lore
>Just don't make him black

FORCED

Did you forget about The Night B4 Christmas, user?

This is what you liberals wanted this what you get.

good thing he doesn't exist then

So they're not happy with it? I'm not sure what this post is going for

It's the tolerant society they wanted and they have it now.

HERESY

AYO HOL UP
*goes down the chimney and steals TV*

nothing is sacred huh

As a liberal, this doesn't bother me a bit.

It's Santa, he's literally a marketing tool.

Okay? Then where's the problem?

>"Hey, maybe we should write something with original characters rather than take known, famous characters with established lore? Maybe that would be much easier for people to swallow?
>"Nah, that's dumb, let's just make Santa Claus a gay man with a black man, that'll surely wont have the complete opposite effect

Hey, how about we write a Ramadan story about Muhammed and his gay, Oriental husband?

carol

So wait...are they both Santa? Do they both deliver toys to good boys and girls of the world ? Do they do it as a couple activity?

>Do they do it as a couple activity?
Adorable.

Cool but I'm not sure if they sell it in Sweden.
It's the end of western civilization.

Nice.

DIVERSITY

None. There'll always someone who will hate your ship so don't even bother

>It's the end of western civilization.
user, Santa is already the end of western civilization. He's a Christian Saint used to bash the heretical winter festivals out of the nordic lands.

The black one is Santa.
The white one fills in for him at mall appearances.

I mean it in the "fuck you" way.

In fact, as a liberal, my only problem is that old black guy and not a young asian twink.
>claus let's be honest, if Santa was gay he would be dating young hot asian twinks

INB4

>Jews
>Degenerate
>Liberals,
>SJW
>Cucks.

He WAS a Christian Saint.
The Santa we know now is a fucking Coca Cola commercial.
His suit is red and white because of fucking Coca Cola.

ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS!

Explain further.

>The white one fills in for him at mall appearances.
>The white one fills in for him
>The white one fills him up
Teehee

Why would I care what someone does with a Coca Cola mascot

Not from parodies, no.

Santa goin' down a different kind of chimney

Also they got rid of The Krampus. Thankfully he's made a comeback in recent years.

Tumblr has gone too far this time.

That's not milk he's drinking.

Honestly what kind of Sunday-only Christian is ACTUALLY pretending they care about this
Wait I think I answered my own question nvm

>Hey, how about we write a Ramadan story about Muhammed and his gay, Oriental husband?

Sounds good to me!

Is the Asian boy a shota then?

>How to turn society into numale cucks

Maybe because feminists and BLM are a bugger problem now, but im so desensitized that it literally doesnt bother me

The Christians were upset that the pagans had winter festivals that were the biggest celebrations of the year, these celebrations were filled with gift giving and cheer. So along comes the Christian version of the Yule which just also happens to have gift giving and cheer.

Nigga you're weak, you think this as far down the rabbit hole we can get?
This shit is bush league

But Christmas is a chirstan holiday it's in the name. Surely they could have chosen Cupid if they wanted love doesn't matter about race and sex

Doesn't sound so bad to me I mean maybe it is worse then it seems like the elite enjoy to emberrass culture but still it's so long ago it doesn't matter anymore.

Santa is not a Christian figure.

Because you're a worthless cuck with ideals that are abhorrend. Baby-killer.

>the rabbit hole
Oh, so the eastern rabbit is joining the orgy?

There are too many children so killing more worthless humans is a good thing you bleedinng heart pussy

>still it's so long ago it doesn't matter anymore.
Not true. Christians are still trying to do away with the winter gift givers around the world. When is the last time you celebrated getting clothes so you didn't get eaten by the Yule Cat?

>When is the last time you celebrated getting clothes so you didn't get eaten by the Yule Cat?
Yesterday like every sunday ofcourse. Why is the Yule Cat not real?

>it's the end of western civilization

BITCH HOW STRAIGHT WERE THE ROMANS

>they're gone, because they were GAY

Try posting that shit on /his/ and even Sup Forums and see how retarded you sound