Rare photograph of school shooter, Alfonzo Dolittle alongside Marco Diaz...

>Rare photograph of school shooter, Alfonzo Dolittle alongside Marco Diaz. Ferguson O'durguson is noticeably absent in this photograph as according to Diaz,no longer hung out with him and Dolittle for the rest of that year after a falling out. Dolittle and Diaz would also have a falling out in the coming months which possibly led to Dolittle becoming friends again with O'durguson afterwards,later becoming his accomplice.

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>Post yfw the battle scenes in the upcoming movie are the least budgeted.

>Because all the budget goes to the kisses.

Really, this school shooter crap again?

Where did this start?

And where can I read it seems funny.

You can tell this show has good designs because the characters stay cute as heck in different artstyles.

kek.

We were what if posting and someone brought up a columbine AU
We've been shitposting about it ever since
I want to expose it to tumblr in the hopes we can get them to make fics and art for it

this is weirdly close to my cap

>all the budget goes to the kisses
This. There's stiff competition in the magical girl genre, Star Vs has to rise to meet these expectations.

When is Fergusson gonna unleash his monster 10 incher onto Jackie?

The animation really didn't seem as good as it could have been in "Starcrushed," but this is the start of a season and a heavily promoted event, so it'll probably be fine.

On the other hand there's this

>Ferg/Jackie
Bad ship
Ferg/Star is better porn and Ferg/Brittney would be a better story.

>implying extra thicc boi on thicc girl wouldn't be quality due to all the jiggling going on
I do agree that FergxBritt is top tier though, and I wonder why there isn't any Ferg and Star porn yet

do you guys think Ferg posts on /r9k/

>I wonder why there isn't any Ferg and Star porn yet
I could have sworn there was at least a handful of pictures and a fic or two, but going back and looking there's only really just one pic and it's very recent.
I'm shocked that there isn't more, it has a lot going for it. Fat guy/petite girl, NTR potential from multiple angles, Star being lewd and Ferguson being a weird fucker in general, the whole Pixtopia episode as a setup, the comics as a setup, and the "revenge" angle with them being pushed out in Season 2.

I haven't found shit, all the Ferg stuff I've seen is either fat fetish(which I do like) or him fucking the Pixie Queen

I couldn't tell what she was supposed to be sniffing because I thought she just had a huge grin with drool on the left side at first.

There's one on the first page of results on both Paheal and the booru.

what if star turned into a spider

You offer a nice helping of fresh made garlic bread to Star Butterfly.

She declines, as she tells you that she prefers banana bread.

What do you do?

Eat all the garlic bread.

...

For me it's the McJanna, the best fast food gypsy.

>she doesn't like garlic bread
She isn't worth dating.

Hammer a stake through her chest, as she's clearly a vampire bug

More for me then.

I give her my banana and then I bread her.

Forcefeed it to her and tell her she has no right to reject my hospitality as an honored guest in my basement, then pat her head and rub her belly as an a apology for losing control of myself

But school shooters aren't even students anymore. Nowadays they're adults who trespass on schools.

>cheap
>smelly
>greasy
Yep, Janna is fast food alright.

Slice up some bananas and put them on the bread for her, obviously.

How does that make sense? How does shooting some random kids let you get revenge on the people who bullied you? Also, why are school shootings not more common considering all bullying victims who kill themselves anyways, why don't they take some normies with them?

*all those

Reminder that we will have endless suffering in season 3.

How much more can she take?

I wanna rub my dick on her big, smug cheeks.

It's only just begun user. Who would of thought watching back in then we would come this far.

why do i want to see star suffer and broken to the point of no return

Why did Marco apologize to Star for kissing his girlfriend? She's the one who invited Jackie along.
If he realized that doing it made Star uncomfortable, how didn't he realize the only reason she would feel that way is if she liked him too?

What could they possibly have in store that tops Toffee killing Moon's mom and Moon awakening Eclipsa?

People can let the most retardedly obvious of things go unnoticed to them at times.

>yfw Star is related to the Darkest Spell, and Dies Irae theory turn out to be more or less correct.

Because even though girls like him, when it comes to all that love thing and feelings, Marco is as understaning, as a log in woods

>awkening
>yfw star was eclipsa all along
>yfw star was the forces of evil
>yfw we were viewing a birth of a true villain

>Star invites Jackie & Jenna
>to the resort that Star has been at all summer,
>healing from her massive cuckburn.
>Star makes over eager yuri advances on the girls.
>girls flee in the leaf outfits
>that star put on them
>while they slept.
>(among other things)
>the bri... er the offer of ice cream failed to entice
>Jackie & Jenna from turning Star into Mooney police

>what did Moon's mother do to Toffee first
>what did Moon have to give on her side of the deal
>what will happen if/when Star tries to use the Darkest Spell
>what will Toffee do when he inevitably appears before Star and Moon
>how will the status quo change for the rest of this season, there's gotta be more they'll end the movie on than what we'll be shown in the intro

She's had it too good for too long
Born royal, wealthy, and attractive, she feasts while her people starve
Beyond cucking her, I want to behead her in a Robespierre-esque revolution and keep her remains for personal reasons

post liggers

Start putting Star Vs somewhere in the title or OP you faggots. Makes it easier to find. The janitor hasn't deleted a thread in a couple of days.

>Thicc

No. He's fat. Fat =/= Thicc

>12 inch fupa
Fucking hot

10 inch dick doesn't mean much if you've got an 8 inch fupa

I was hoping to fix it before any replies, I meant to imply a 2 inch (net) dick, not a 2 inch crater in a mountain of fat

woah how did you get to put an equal sign in a filename

Nigga fuck all that gay shit, I just wanna squeeze those chubby cheeks and eat chinese food with her.

I don't think this is supposed to be the "official" starthread, recently we've had one for lorefaggotry and actual show discussion and one for shitposting/fan stuff, and I like it that way

I did say EXTRA thicc, which can be translated to fat. Fat is thicc, just excessive thiccness.

This is the other thread, these guys are back on that 2 thread wave.

no cheek hearts 0/10

>Star is related to the Darkest Spell, and Dies Irae theory
Just read this theory and holy shit, it's so crazy it works.

S3 Endgame boys

The animation has never been this shows strong point

i want to be stars brother figure ):

Holy fucking shit can not unsee
Thanks for making me laugh, user!

Is there something that has a concise explanation of the Dies Irae theory?

>implying it won't be Jackie who gets corrupted by Eclipsa

what will be your face if Dies Irae theory is real?

>pic related

There are a few more additions on reddit but here's the original theory imgur.com/Bi0Bbu5

Shit, I think I was actually in that thread talking about Revelation imagery.

There could be something to the fact Moon was so eager to send Star away, either to St. Olga's or Earth, after Star got the wand and turned 14. Possibly if Star really was linked to the Darkest Spell in some way, she was attempting to have her either avoid the upcoming consequences of this connection or delay the inevitable by removing her from Mewni, until Toffee's return made that impossible.

While I don't know the specifics of any of the popular theories, I do think there might be something to the general idea. Moon takes Star to an isolated place to tell her something about why she made the deal with Eclipsa and presumably its consequences, apparently preventing her from leaving until she's told her what she needs to, and we see a shot in the promo of Star being covered in some sort of black slime.

Maybe something is going on to the effect of "[I had to do this because] Toffee had killed my mother." "This" being involving her future daughter in the fallout from the Darkest Spell.

...

>Is there something that has a concise explanation of the Dies Irae theory?

So an user, and myself came up with the theory back in December of last year. Which the original theory is pic related. So the theory has evolved a bit over the last 6 months, but the core remains the same. Which are the main following points.

>SVTFOE has quite a bit of Biblical references
>The Blood Moon signifies a about a big event most likely the end of times/days i.e. Dies Irae

The saying here is major point of this

>The idea of a "blood moon" serving as an omen of the coming of the end times comes from the Book of Joel, where it is written "the sun(Star) will turn into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and terrible day of the Lord comes."

Basically this might be saying Star is taken by Eclipsa per the "deal" and Moon is sacrificed.

There's also quite a bit more biblical references such as the Tree of Knowledge during the epsisode Baby.

>Toffee and maybe Eclipsa know of this.
>Star is somehow involved with the Darkest Spell(New promo and old episode screencaps support this)
>Marco is the roman god Mars, and Star is Venus. Toffee possible Saturn influenced.
>Marco was already more or less confirmed Mars
>MHC is Four horseman influenced, and might come back at the end of the Battle for Mewni under Toffee's control.
>Ludo is the beast, and Toffee is the dragon

More continued next.

>Dies Irae theory

So on the the next few quick points. In the new outro we know a couple things for fact

>Star was named Shining Star in the lyrics, and may other names

Lucifer was known as the Shining One.

>The background of the outro going from day to night

Venus known as the Morning and Evening Star.

So we also know that 650 is used in the show quite a bit.

>There's 650 prayers in the bible, counting the Old and New Testament.

Next I will be talking about Janna's role in this.

Anyone have that BlueJr drawing of Star finding Marco's dead body slumped over in an empty room?

It was what pulled in the initial fans when the intro was leaked

We learned Janna's spirit animal is the Ouroboros from the new book, and from the theory Janna to be the Jesus type figure in the lore.

>The snake eating its own tail simply represents the recreation of life through death by the Universe. It is interpreted as some kind of a rebirth of the dead reaching an immortality of sorts.

Maybe Janna can die, and resurrect? Could be her power in Season 3, and also she seems to like the dead as seen in the canon book.
>Alchemists of the old ages were using the infinity symbol as a purifying glyph and they referred to it as “the name of the Great World Serpent surrounding the Earth”. It also represented the element of mercury (which is known as an element that can run through any kind of matter).

Remember how she seems to be everywhere, and know all of Marco's secrets secrets with ease? Maybe? Anyways don't have much now, but just what I got.

The book of spells is also has the Infinity symbol on the front, and Janna stole the book when Glossaryck first appeared as a main character.

>meaning for 650 finally found
>Has to do with prayers in the Bible
>both of Marco's parents have names relating to Angels.
Does Marco have any other Angel/Holy related stuff?

not them, but it wasn't just that

there was the concept, the designs, the characters, even the fucking stupid Starco shipping. not that Starco in itself is terrible but shipping stuff before something comes out kind of is

Nevermind I found it.

As for Star being involved with the Darkest Spell(New promo and old episode screencaps support this)

So the obvious spell phase "To blackest night, I pledge my soul, and crush my heart" we get this pic from episodes back, and what I got out of it.

>Right before Eclipsa's chapter we have the snake hands, and Moon's diamonds seen in the upper left of pic, while the next page is the bottom left showing a giant Star with monster and possibly darker symbols all over it. We know this is the next page due to official parts shown in the upper and bottom right of my pic. Before this page we also saw Eclipsa's Spade as seen in upper left of pic, but within it seems to be a eclipse. Possibly showing Moon's pledging her soul to darkness as heard in her spell. In the Star page we also see this symbolism in the upper right hand side. With the new teaser you also get this in this form the handshake deal.

The reason I make a big deal of that Star is Star's wand is the only wand in the butterfly family with a literal Star on it, and this page from the book has a giant Star. I think the page symbolizes Star's birth in a sense as well as Moons pact with Darkness to defeat Toffee in the form of physical Star.

Butterfly family cheek symbols also seem to be in a cycle of rebirths. Going off this, Moon knew Heart was next so she literally crushed it to darkness. Moon's Darkest Spell might of been selling her soul, and sacrificing her first born to defeat Toffee.

>yfw we get an alfonzo and ferg focused episode in season 3
>Matt Chapman is one of the people listed under story by

It should be noted that ouroboros can also signify stagnation and self-destruction.

Ok, look, can we get the actual theory? This is a fine list of evidence, but what is the evidence FOR? Is the implication that Star Vs. is secretly a rendition of Revelations?

With the new intro we also have Star in the title colored blue, while the evil is colored purple. You know what else is flashing purple,pic related which seems to symbolize the purple theme in this universe.

Also something to take into account is that purple seems to be associated with dark/evil magic. Star's Mewberty form is purple. As seen with the purple entity making a deal with Moon

Mewberty is at the core the most powerful/wild form of a butterfly family member. So maybe it draws her inner darkness out? As well as the fact that the purple entity/spell tainted her through Moon? We don't know if Star is the only purple form, but we do know Moon isn't purple. So the only reason I question Star's purple color is due to the new trailer, and this theory.

>Is the implication that Star Vs. is secretly a rendition of Revelations?

Pretty much, also all the evidence goes back to pic. Overall the theme can basically be boiled down to Star is Lucifer/Venus, and the Blood Moon will bring the Day of Wrath i.e. Dies Irae.

all those doujins have fucked me up to the point that I really want porn of this

Star is the force of evil, the blood moon is bad, and Marco's probably gonna choke a bitch in the forseeable future.

But that's boring. We know how revelations/Dies Irae ends: God casts everyone into Hell and only the faithful get paradise. It's nice that you guys have found a million points of symbolic connections but there's little cohesion to this theory and I haven't seen any solid verifiable predictions.

If the theory is just "Nefcy's been reading a lot of medieval poetry and occult shit" then fine, but what does this mean for the show proper?

>God casts everyone into Hell and only the faithful get paradise

My take is, this is where Star comes in, and stops SVTFOE's universe from ending like this. So I guess you can say she stops Dies Irae at some point even though she's part of it.

I think that a lot of people overlook the possibilities of Jackie within Star Vs. speculation. Even her seeming absence in the promotional material could be an indicator. Jackie is a diminutive of Jacqueline, which is derived from Jacob. Jacob means "to follow" or "to be behind" but also means "to supplant."

But what you're inferring is a version of revelations where literally figuratively Satan wins. That's about as far removed from Dies Irae as possible.

Instead of swarming up the place with "meaningful" trivia, can we get some hypothesis built on what, specifically, is the Day of Wrath that the Blood Moon forebodes?

You may be cool

But you'll never be this cool

youtube.com/watch?v=IZRR3FvjwOk

Janna is the key to all this.

>That royal secret from royal shame part.
Shit be cash bra.

Guys I finally got around to read Just Friends

What the fuck? It's cute but it took 77 pages til penetration then it just stops? I want my money back! I asked for an erection, not for my heart to go doki doki.

it isn't finished

>i asked for an erection.
Then your in the wrong place homie.

But user, the erection was in your heart the entire time!

>cute chubby boy having consenual sex with cute chubby girl
Not too fucked up imo

what if star butterfly emerged from her larval stage