Morning Sup Forums, what's for breakfast?

Morning Sup Forums, what's for breakfast?

You
*eats her*

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Freedom fries, chicken, and waffles

The feels

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I don't understand what you gain for making this same thread for years

Your cock.
Need more futa Maggie.

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Fireworks

The same thread

Again

GET. A. FUCKING. JOB.

Bless my giant American cock. If I was in my old country I be dead. Bless this country

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IHOP maybe, not sure what's open since its Independence Day. no kitchen, can't cook for myself

>not sure what's open since its Independence Day
I'm not even sure if i have work today and nobody is texting me back

Ask for forgiveness, not permission. I hate that no place around me posts holiday hours, I just want to know who's open.

Legit question, why are these threads allowed?

Because Maggie's a qt.

because it's a Sup Forums character

eggs, bacon and orange juice

or just whatever you want, I can buy it right now

please marry me

Really? What cartoon is she from? Or comic?

They're usually deleted pretty quickly, actually.
Dunno why this one's still up.

Protein shot. Open wide.