ITT: Sup Forums in 1776

ITT: Sup Forums in 1776

John Bull Pictographic Universe when?

I doubted how u fuckers would make this thread last but then again this is Sup Forums

Redcoats leave. Our American illustrations are much better than your British shite.

Someone ought to OPEN UP A WINDOW!

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Prepare the Confiture of Theobroma!

mods are asleep, post ankles

Slave tv show when?

At least this picture's on-topic.

VOTE YES

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MODS

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Oh my, yes!

I wish to have relations with this snake.

Did something important happen today?

i woke up, went to job, ate dinner and i am here.

not really.

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Sit down, John.

Why don't we just exploit peasants instead of using slaves? That's so retro.

Are you mad?

How the fuck am I typing when typewriters haven't even been invented yet? Fuck, even toilet paper hasn't been invented yet.

Oh boy, an ankle! So lewd! I haven't felt so hard since at church when the priest's wife fell and both of her ankles were showing!

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No step snek

Slavery is a sin against god. Believe you me, give it about another 100 years and I garuantee it will be abolished. Take an etching of this post, trust me.

>relations with the devil
Art thou looking to get burned, faggit?

Looking for someone to storytime the "Poor Richards Almanac"

Heard it has a god-tier message

you're one year off, amerifriend. Brits were still in control in 1776

Are you calling me a bundle of sticks, monsieur?

Why yes sir I do declare sir that the (((((((natives))))))) should leave this here public forum at once.

I recommend ye read Common Sense by Thomas Paine

You are British you idiot

Is that an ankle!?
ALERT THE CONSTABLES

Will the blacks have any rights though? I estimate that they'll have full rights by 1971, if humans do live that long.

All witches burn the same.

>monseiur
Frog.

Looking for someone to storytime Franklin's Unite or Die series.

O, this cursed Ograbme

I heard there was some invisible hand thing.
Can that scratch my back?

>tfw no Indian waifu

I can't wait until comics and cartoons are invented

Wash you ass like a Moor, you fool.

>wicked drawings of furred creatures

Moderators! Remove this Catholic filth at once!

YOU FAT MOTHER FUCKER

indian-indian or new-indian?

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>1776
>not using Franklin's Stovetop.
>Not using Franklin's Spectacles
>Not using Franklin's method of Hooking both up to a kite and lightening rod.
Imagine being this ignorant.

This comic doth mocketh thine country's savior, Thomas Jefferson.

This is sending us headfirst into a political abyss!

Forsoothe! John Hancock looks like THAT?

Forgotteth mine image

Now I've no homosexual inclinations, but we all agree that General Washington is a top tier husbando.

Go back to France, you filthy degenerate

Gillray does it again? Doth he be, Dare I to say, /ourfellow/?

I am agree with this good gentleman, Washington is top tier

>Consorting with savages

>Blacks having rights
I doubt it good sir once freed from the shackles they'll migrate back to their homeland right

For God sakes John, sit down!

>Muh colony fags

You might have won the war but I get a brown goddess to myself every night after a long day of beaver hunting

Does this collection of esteemed gentlemen, know anything about this Captain America?

Benedict Arnold did nothing wrong

Furries. Humbug!

All for Silas! All for Silas!

Tell me good show about serfs.
(P.S.: I am from Russia, so serfs instead of slaves)

>thoust anons parading present comics and cartoons around as if they were finely crafted like comics and cartoons of olde

truly Sup Forumsvmblr doth strike again and so strongly

Russia, eh? You seem like some alright gents. I bet we'll get along real well.

THE TEA PARTY WAS AN INSIDE JOB

What is that flag behind him? I don't recognize it.

I am utterly confounded as to the Marvel printing press thinking it a grand idea to make our good fellow Rogers into a Hessianazi.

Is pic related /ourguy/?

Isn't that Ross chick down the street making something like that?

>goddess

You wicked person, there is but one God on this greene Earth, and he is fair of skin and male in physique. Take your pagan nonsense back to Sup Forums

Betsy Ross, she's a pure waifu user.

Thank ye France for sending such a based military officer to our United Colonies.

I 'ear he has knightly blue blood running in his red hot veins.

This whole "Constitution" thing sounds dandy and all that, Yet I still worry the future dangers of a free press and open assembly. Such a gathering of bodies in one area to discuss writings and art might lead to pungent stenches, lewd behavior, and dressing in tacky clothing while asking for autographs of only slightly famous people!

Pale indians are the result of lost welshmen and their colony

Have I got some bad news for you.

The text is a shoop right?

Eh you worry too much good sir I sincerely doubt that would ever happen

Why are there Orientals dressed as Indians?
Either way, my rock is standing. I wish that one on the left would hit on me.

>not recognizing Hitomi Tanaka
How's your first day on the internet, user?

read that last part of the last sentence again, dear fellow

clever

I know raids are against the rules, but fuck it.

Who else saw this comic and decided to join the Sons Of Liberty and fuck over the damn lobsterbacks?

We had some epic lulz with that tea party. Where should we raid next?

Don't tell me to go back to Sup Forums. It's not my fault that Japan has better waifus.

Though I wish shit wasn't all pixelated over there.

first you betray your rightful fatherland now you bow to the dastardly frog?
your entire insidious colony will be punished austerely when we crush your forces and take it back.
i bet not a single regiment in your army has hats taller than 7 inches, the barbaric swine

Fools, the lot of you! This will only stir unrest, perhaps even cause another incident similar to King Street.
If you were anything other than a dimwit, I daresay you would pursue a course that doesn't lead to ruin.

no black superheroes in comics it would be best time

CONSTABULARY

Alright ladf, New England Primer ftorytime.
You all need to be educated. This godforfaken land seemf to be going mad, ye've all loft your connection with GOD.

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>Me go rockstop
>Only used pebbles and stones, nothing for boulderstation

UNGA

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Repeat thefe three timef a day and ye fhall have a full command of language.

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hes implying that burning is for cigarettes

For the inquifitive childe.

Actually British friend you're retarded, Declaration of Independence was 1776

Then I say if she hast bewitched her chickens in thy making of flags she shall be crushed.

>implying Franklin did this and Franklin did that and Franklin did some other damn thing.
>implying Franklin smote the ground and out sprang George Washington, fully grown and on his horse.
>implying Franklin then electrified him with his miraculous lightning rod and the three of them - Franklin, Washington, and the horse - conducted the entire revolution by themselves.