Straight men love phallic penis

Was this intenionally funny it is it the result of a bad artist having weird ideas about sexuality?

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I don't care, what the fuck is a phallic penis and how is it different from a regular penis?

>I don't care, what the fuck is a phallic penis and how is it different from a regular penis?

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This is the most stupidly parsed question but its the latter. The artist fancies he understands the intricacies of sexuality and gender politics, but his obliviousness is fairly obvious when he attempts to tackle these issues as he did with the indicated comic.

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
IT'S TRUUUE
WHEN I SAW YOUR DICK
IT LOOKED REALLY THICK
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
BECAUSE I'LL NEVER FIT ROUND YOU

It's a result of a transexual being unable to cope with the fact that most men (not all men, but most men) would be unwilling to sleep with him/her because he/she has a penis or traces of one. No amount of tolerance, acceptance, diversity or what have you can change this fact because we can't change what our dick wants or doesn't want. So he/she and others like him/her make comics such as this in an attemt to make it seem normal, a touching moment of acceptance, when in reality it would be disrespectful to expect the guy to simply be cool with his partner having a penis as it is ironically disrespectful to his own sexual orientation.

Suck my cock you entitled bigot

but she doesn't symbolically have a penis. she has a penis.

>tfw you will never find a girl who also loves her penis and wants to keep it but is also passable enough to bring home for christmas

What i dont get is if that face of pure horror and regret was intentional or not

Imagine being this guy though who is preparing himself for vaginal sex. There are actually a lot of men who don't like fucking a girl's butt, as fucking gay as that fucking sounds.

But imagine him seeing a penis where a vagina should be and trying to work through the fact that he's not going to get any pussy.

Marten doesn't like penis. You can tell on the sharing of her panties she doesn't have one anymore. It's just a regular looking vagina he sees while she's aware of every cm of her own vagina thinking she doesn't pass

>Sup Forums loves traps but hates this
someone explain this shit

Here's your quick rundown.
youtube.com/watch?v=8LfqTB7xbeQ

This just goes to show how mentally ill, or at least out of touch with reality most trannies are. To think a straight man would or should be okay having sex with another man, just because that other man puts on a wig and calls himself a woman.

Because the artist is a hack.
Being a hack > real problem

Traps are very feminine boys who could outwardly pass for girls. They are not transsexuals.
Futanari are women with inexplicable functioning magic dicks, in addition to their functioning vagina. They are not transsexuals.
Transsexual women are men who have (hopefully, if they're claiming this title) undergone extensive medical treatment to "transition" to becoming a "woman," but even if the end result is passing, no amount of hormone therapy and cosmetic surgery will result in an actual woman, even if they fully sex-change and replace their penis with an imitation vagina.

For some transsexual women who have not undergone a sex change, the aversion of straight men to their penis is especially upsetting because it is a total and fundamental rejection of their transition and the ultimate reminder that they will never be a true woman.
This has led to the new idea being pushed by some "progressives" that straight men not liking dick is "transphobic," and that they can and should recondition their sexual preferences to accept transwomen with dicks as women.
Because it's the current year and conversion therapy is okay when it's in service of social justice, apparently.

lol I'd just stare at it for a good minute in disbelief then look up and be like "wait what..." and then the rage would come out and I'd end up beating the shit out of the mf lmao trans chicks pls don't ever attempt ops picture it's not a safe world

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hearty kek

>it's a Sup Forums hates on trannies especially loudly to compensate for their repressed homolust thread

>repressed
Where do you think we are, my dude?

I'm a bifag who likes good-looking boobs and good-looking dicks, that doesn't mean I can't find the combination of both of them on one body unnatural. Especially when the rest of the body they're attached to is some similar mishmash of fuckery, stubble and lipstick, long hair and an Adam's apple.
Nobody is entitled to think anyone else looks good no matter how hard they think they're trying, and they're definitely not entitled to sex.

So... What the deal is she female or is he a male? Please explain.

What did he mean by this???

It's not gay if it's a feminine penis.

>it actually fits the music quite well

>"before we go any further..."
>gets naked

True woman

Isn't the artist fucking nuts? Like hasn't he stabbed himself in the hand like three times already?

Except that he already knew she was trans.

That's not the term I wanted clarification on though.

>I'm a bifag
bi don't exist nice try

That picture is better than the last 5 years of QC combined.

>his obliviousness is fairly obvious when he attempts to tackle these issues as he did with the indicated comic

This reads like a chainsaw being shoved into my eyes

>want to fuck/be fucked by cute girls
>want to fuck/be fucked by cute boys
So what do you call that?

Jeph subtly coding that he's lying.

Good thing you've come to that realization, because such a person does not exist.

The thing I hate most about this is the fucking background. The way it's set up makes it seem like his room is the size of a slightly large closet.

The fact that he bothered with the tiny line under his eyes only present in the last panel says something about it. Did Jaques wanted to make a statement about Marten without making it explicit?

That shit is no accident

Knowing Jacques he might actually think that's what people look like when they look at someone else lovingly

his relationships don't sound healthy

*stabs hand*

That's just plain pedo, pedobearanon

I'd rather fuck a guy than a herm

>we can't change what our dick wants or doesn't want
Said the dipshit who has been on Sup Forums for an entire week. I'll give you that maybe WE can't change our preferences forcibly, but thinking that they don't change at all or can't be overcome by emotion is just simply fucking asinine.

Indecisive?

Sorry, pal, I don't watch reactionary YouTube shit. I actually graduated from college, unlike the most of those dregs.

You can't choose what your dick likes.
Even if you could, why does it need to be exclusively one or the other?

If I have a girlfriend and at the last moment she whips out a dick I will feel betrayed and disrespected
I didn't want to fuck an asshole with a dick at the front
I wanted to have a meaningful relationship with a woman, not a half-assed corny fucking liar trying to drag me into his/her bullshit

Fags on Sup Forums like traps
This comic states that dating a transexual is not gay and you can overcome the fact they have a dick without ever having told you

WTF is with all the trap threads lately? Every board's now clogged with this degeneracy. Even worse is the denial. If you are a guy and enjoy traps you are not straight.

>If I have a girlfriend and at the last moment she whips out a dick I will feel betrayed and disrespected
If you have a girlfriend and you couldn't figure out she had a penis before she took off her clothes, you have bigger issues, such as not knowing what third-base is.

>I wanted to have a meaningful relationship with a woman
No you didn't. You wanted a socially-acceptable fucksleeve.

That statement actually takes into question what kind of close minded collage you went to. but he.

>No you didn't. You wanted a socially-acceptable fucksleeve.
Ow the edge

Pussy feels better than ass. The embrace of a woman feels far more enjoyable than a man. Stay mad

I downloaded some Bailey Jay vids last night out of curiosity what BJ looked like now. Was a video of BJ fapping and coaxing the viewer on. It did nothing for me, because while BJ looks pretty passable, there was a dick there. Every time it zoomed in on his dick or asshole was a turn off. Found some proper porn to jerk off to later.

this

I can understand their points, but I'm not subjecting myself to the torture of listening to some 20-something right-winger whine about some trans person. Really, in general I find the whole "DEBATE ME" attitude right-wing people have to be tedious, as none of them respect debating and very few have any points worth debating at all.

Just because Sup Forums likes to fap but it also hates tumblr. What part are you missing here

>shoe on head
>reactionary
>right-winger
Are you a literal communist or something?
You could just call her a dumb thot and not make yourself look even dumber than she is.

>the whole "DEBATE ME" attitude
Where is this coming from, that's just a stupid "laugh at stupid people saying stupid shit" video

I'm sorry to hear that you're too sexually inadequate to appreciate anything but "I can't believe he's not a man" sex

>heh sorry pal, I don't listen to well reasoned counter points. Guess youll just have to eat shit

She sure seems to hang out with right-wingers and post right-wing shit a lot. Or are you going to pretend she's a classical liberal or whatever the hell right-wingers who are ashamed of being called right-wing are calling themselves these days?

>Where is this coming from, that's just a stupid "laugh at stupid people saying stupid shit" video
It's more from your dumbass trying to imply that I am "close-minded" for not watching a mental retard whine about trans people.

>those guys are not liberal enough so they're not liberal
user you're reaching the fucking tumblr line

only fags do that, real men since ancient times have known that if it's cute you fuck it.

Nah, they're definitely right-wing neoliberals. They're better than degenerates like Sargon but at the end of the day, they're about as shitty as any Republican or Democrat.

This
There is literally nothing gay about fucking a cute boy until they beg to be your woman.

>N-NO IM NOT CLOSED MINDED
>I JUST DONT WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING THAT GOES AGAINST MY WORLDVIEW
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEYRE NOT RIGHT OR LEFT
>THE WORLD IS ONLY BLACK AND WHITE FUCK OFF

What a walking parody, this guy

You're right. I'm not close minded either but I'm not interested in something I already debunked in my head thousands of times. I find my own opinion and stick to it but I say I'm still more generally open minded and open to learning than other people WHILE having my own opinions about things. And I'm not even that user. Transgenders are annoying as fuck

Most men are gay or suspect on that I thought everyone knew that. That's why most men are undesirable as partners ,as they're sex obsessed faggots

Exactly, atleast admit you're a bit homo instead of blabbering about "feminine penis" and having a spergfit while rambling about gender =/= sex when being corrected about the fact there's no such thing as a "feminine penis"

>I don't know what my buzzwords actually mean

Sez you.

I'm sorry to hear you don't get far enough in your relationships to feel someone up before having sex with them, but I applaud you for having enough money to spend on prostitutes.

I honestly don't think anyone should take advice about anything from anyone on this website.

We're probably two years away from this post being a legally-required disclaimer on the top of the website and every board, similar to how coffee cups have to have "contents may be hot" emblazoned on the lid.

I weep for my species.

WTF are you talking about. Penis + Penis does not Equal Straight. You can rationalist it all you want but if you are attracted to a person with a penis and you have one as well you are not straight. I'm not saying that is a problem but stop lying to yourselves.

Did you intentionally miss the
>a bit homo
part or you're just in dire need of new specs?

>I'm sorry to hear you don't get far enough in your relationships to feel someone up before having sex with them, but I applaud you for having enough money to spend on prostitutes.
Oh great, we've found the elusive "no sex until marriage" yet also "SHITLOOOORD STOP OPPRESSING ME!!" unicorn.

Sorry, was meant for

Because if you like women too, he'd have less power over you.

It's the artistic equivalent of a Freudian slip.

>I'm not close minded either but I'm not interested in something I already debunked in my head
>debunked in my head
>debunked
>in my head

>you're

>Really, in general I find the whole "DEBATE ME" attitude right-wing people have to be tedious
In my experience the left won't actually want to debate and will try to shut it down if you try, while the right will want to "debate" but won't actually listen and the whole thing is just to have another venue to yell their points. This is why we need radical centrism.

The modern sexuality binary is a social construct designed to repress the social independence of both men and women, enforcing subservience to the state through the erasure of the alpha male.

The true and natural sexual binary is simple dominance and submission.
The apex of masculine sexuality is to dominate another in all aspects, to make love to them and make them love you, to win control of their body and their heart.
The nature of the feminine, both women and weaker, inferior men is to submit to them, to be taken and pleasured, to achieve satisfaction and happiness in your devotion to a powerful masculine figure, who can provide for you and inspire you.

I went to college for this.

Whats so hard about "I like vagina" to understand?

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So, you like transmen, right?

More than transwomen

An inside-out penis is not a vagina.

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What does that have to do with people born with vaginas?

I probably would have a hard time getting over the sexist efforts of trying to act like a "guy". But if they arent on hormone treatments and didnt have any reassignment surgery then physically theyre like any other women which I may or may not find attractive.

Stop playing fast and loose with termonology to get different results out of life.

Great waste of money, kiddo

I like it when a woman sits on my face, so that makes me gay? Gtfo with your crackpot theory on sexuality

Whatever helpes you sleep at nigh . All i know is that I exclusively like Vag. I don't mind if a woman is dominant or submissive as long as she's got a vag ergo I am straight. If I listed the same qualities but I stated I wouldn't mind a dick on said 'girl' I would therefore not be straight.

Gay guys always messaged me first when I posted sex ads on craigslist. Even when I post in the straight section and say women only. They offer money for them to suck me off. With so many gay guys there I don't know why they look in the straight section or especially are willing to pay. There's something not right about homos. I don't understand their obsession with trying to fuck heterosexual men or saying heterosexual men are actually gay like the homos in this thread are saying.

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Same reason a straight guy might want to fuck a lesbian. For the conquest.

you can say alot of shit on 4chinz cant ya?

I don't get it. What does this have to do with sexuality?

whyboner

Sup Forumsmblr walks among us

>itt some anons feel the need to reassert their heterosexuality after they watched some trap video on /gif/ and felt attraction to a trap until they saw the penis, while other anons just continue fapping and don't give a fuck