Long ago, in a distant land

Long ago, in a distant land...

...I, Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness...

...unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE evil!

Butt!

But a foolish samurai warrior...

...

...weilding a magic sword...

>squared up to oppose me

...stepped forth to oppose me.

So in the japanese dub, is it still called a distant land?

...

And then Ashi came along and ruined everything. The End.

FIFTY YEARS HAVE PASSED

SCHWING!

PSING!

TZING!

Before the final blow was struck...

Oy, Ajew, the shapeshifting Marxist of darkness

I THREW OPEN A PORTAL TO Sup Forums, WHERE MY SHITPOSTING IS LAW

...I TORE OPEN a portal in time...

...and flung him into the future...

...where my evil is LAW.

Now, the fool seeks to return to the past...

...and undo the future that is Aku!

why doesn't he just run fast and break the time barrier lol
slowpoke

WATCHA

WE

That's...a good question actually

Relative to Aku, it's his point of view.

NOT!