Here's a casual's guide to new marvel!
Captain Marvel is ms marvel but is now ugly because feminism is about being as ugly as possible. She's still the same cunt you love, tho.
That hulk used to be a support character for the real hulk. He used to be a cool guy, now he's hot or something.
Marvel Girl is JEEEEEEAAAAAN but with even more of a bitch.
Thor is the real Thor's love interest from years ago.
Squirrel girl is squirrel girl but butchered by the art to be uglier (again, modern feminism is about being as ugly as possible).
Hawkeye is Hawkeye's niece or something like that from the young avengers. He used to be okay. I miss No-Varr.
Ant Man is... Shit, Pedro from the taco restaurant?
Red Locust is marvel insulting hispanics and being massively racist while claiming representation.
Silk is Peter Parker's cock sleeve, specifically designed for his dick. Her super power is making Peter want to fuck her. He fucked her in front of Ana Marie.
Ms Marvel is a fake muslim who likes to tell you how much of a muslim she is! Did we mention she's muslim?
Viv is... a robot or an alien or something, but she's totally treated the same as minorities!
Ms. America is a racist caricature of hispanics who, unlike red locust, is not even hispanic.
Moon-Girl is a character who is called the smartest in all of marvel. She showcases how smart she is by saying great things like "I don't know how the government works" and "Why am I not allowed to age-limited stuff if i'm not of the age needed to participate?"
Iron Heart is some chick who found Tony Stark's brain and forced him to spill all of his iron man secrets. She keeps him as a slave.
Wasp is clearly Randy Stair's OC, he did it. He actually did it.