What does Sup Forums think of dancing snakes?

What does Sup Forums think of dancing snakes?

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You just know some freak is gonna jack it to this.

Already did it twice, faggot

god that looks dumb

Birds are better dancers

I prefer the ones that make you dance

Will there ever be a snake character as badass as Rattlesnake Jake?

>Dat tail minigun

Now I don't know a lot...but I know that's a penis.

It's better with audio when shit gets trippy.

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Those where used as police officers in the movie.

>eyelids

>When the peyote hits.webm

no bully snek!

>yfw people go further than that

It was built to bully snakes.

Jesus Christ.

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what anime

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Can confirm. I just watched this movie for the first time the other night. That was a trippy scene and the music accompanying it was kind of groovy.

Yeah the music was great. Really makes up for the wtf moments.

This is Sup Forums, I'd be surprised if someone here didn't

I saw one guy fuck his pet anaconda. It wiggled around when he inserted into it, but seemed normal during. Normal for snakes.

>You just know some freak is gonna jack it to this.
Snakes are the original sin, my dude.

Are they just doing this to study how they kill snakes? Do they feed snakes to it? Do they let it play with its food?

Just for show

youtube.com/watch?v=Zx3bnNQPgo0

What an absolute madmanon

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I know that this probably isn't real but my Dick wants to believe.

>African History X

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Why does this shit have to be so hot.

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Because you are a creep.

Also holy in many ancient cultures.

Fuck the Bible, it's lying.

Bless the French.

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Needs more loli chipmunks.

Some freak reporting in

What a graceful, agile, and strong raptor.

But without the Bible you'd have snakes with legs, because God made all snakes lose their legs as punishment towards the tempting serpent. Do you want that?

People still write greentext posts like this in this modern day and age? With all the bad attempts at jokey similes and FileName.jpg and everything?

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If someone has it post the one where a guy captures a doe and fucks it with his wife's vibrator.

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>People still write greentext posts like this in this modern day and age? With all the bad attempts at jokey similes and FileName.jpg and everything?
Better yet, why do you care?

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The Bible lies about damn near everything, so I'm not afraid.

You're a saint, user

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This one seems believable
This one seems like the OP read the other one quoted in this post and decided to tell a lie and take things a step further.

>Master Crane vs. Master Viper.webm

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>etheross.webm

Imagine if Adam went with the snake over Eve.

Any video for the Dance i want make gif of it

The snake was actually the good guy. Read up on Sumerian mythology.

I feel like basically every character with a machine gun prosthetic limb would get along with eachother well.

I wonder they would start a guild like in Venture bros.

What would it be called though?

you bastards made me wack it to doe porn. Thanks.

We would have genetically superior snake people.

>wack it

>DBFZ VS. MVCI.webm
my fucking sides

I can't believe this never got a sequel

>I wonder they would start a guild

You're the same guy on all of them aren't you

So I forgot a word. Calm your tits autist.

you don't?
YOU DON'T?

Sneks are well known for making humans fall in to sin

BOIIII

>This thread

>I eyaculated so much jizz I made a pair of boots out of it


...I love you user...I LOVE YOU.

The Snek was Lilith who was Adam's first waifu

I uhh...what

>tail holding
l-lewd

What bird is this?

Secretary bird

secretary bird

Don't question your dick.

>love
It's called "secks".

> ev'ry day im shufflin

Any art of Deilan, AKA Wonder-Woman of China yet?

>eyaculated

My dick's got no say in this, I'm just confused as hell.

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They prefer personal assistant.

>not avian

So, is there a version of the movie with french dub and english subtitles?

>the snake seduced Adam and they did it
>they just blamed it all on Eve and God was a dick then so why not?

intertwined tails = interlocked fingers

This is a blue board...

Miia is best girl

Netflix

You call that "dancing"? Hold my mouse

And now you know what a snake having a heart attack looks like.
I'm not joking

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Why don't humans have them like this? I'm pretty certain that's how my fat ass is going to die, I could at least go out on an absolute banger.

>that lizard

I assume because of how different Reptile biology in general is, if not also specifically because of how Snakes musculature is laid out. The whole body tends to flow when moving, so it would make sense that a freak out translates to the whole body moving like that.