Meanwhile, in Egyptian Sup Forums

Meanwhile, in Egyptian Sup Forums

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>another fucking pantheon reboot

It's pissing me off.
Who the fuck rules the Gods now?

I can't even remember if Seth is a good guy or not any more.

>kill off Osiris
>bring him back
This makes his death lose all impact.

Fucking relief industry keeps importing art from Rome. Nobody's going to take up chiseling at home if this keeps up.

I am the pharoh of this thread for the next 35 minutes

THICC

Woah! How'd you get your Hieroglyphs to be all 3-dimensional?

Call me crazy but I feel the Aten era was great for Atum mythos. A shame it got retconned so quickly.

TOGA FUCKERS GET OUT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Uh...dead fish eye cat head cat head cat head, guy doing this...

>monotheism

This is never going to catch on. I doubt if it'll last more than a thousand years. If the Egyptian religion is to survive, we need to go back to polytheism.

Why do the janitors keep deleting Nut threads

So what the fuck happened with Amun and Ra?

Is Aten still canon or not? How long did that whole initiative even last?

Are you a Pyramidfag or an Obeliskfag?

I'm so lonely

>Ra
His name is Re, dumb casual. You'd know this if you actually read the papyri.

Meanwhile, in the 70's

>Re
>Ra
>Not Horus

>70's
What sort of Roman witchery is this?

>entire line sculpted by Atem Warren
Who else would think to give every statue gigantic fishlips? Maat preserve us.

why do mods keep deleting Bast threads

WE

I swear to ra this has good plot and not just waifubaiting

Do you think the pharaoh will ever let us have a sequel to the sphinx?

Not untill we solve that fucking riddle

ARE

>character uses the evil eye
literally shit

CHRISTIANS

How Progressive

ERAS THIS

DROWN THE HEBREWS
RACE WAR NOW

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I don't want to seem like a NOT MUH shitposter but adding the Roman Emperors to the pantheon was a mistake. They're ill-defined and live off in their own weird continuity bubble.

Did you guys manage to save anything good before the library burned down?

Look it's either her and Anthony, or that overrated Pompey-wannabe Octavian. We'll be Rome's bitch forever if Octo wins, while Cleo has Tony by the dick so she's our last chance to make Egypt great again.

I've always wondered how that would have played out.

KANGZ

BUDHABUGAH

>I've always wondered how that would have played out.

Marc Antony would have been stabbed by the Senate for thinking he could ever get them on his side and Egypt would have gotten CARTHAGE'd

>Implying Yahweh won't bring down troubles upon you
I'll cherish the moment you egyptians face a REAL god

WHAT SLAVE SORCERY IS THIS?!?!

Sekhmet > Isis

What if we draw people with their right foot in front instead?

Check the dubs of your king!

Aku Aku is from Australia, silly.

Oh yeah and I suppose we should go non-profile as well?

Hey look guys, I just came up with a great joke!

>Implying a Pyramid isn't just Obelisk inflationism.

DOB-SEK BE BANISHED HENCE LEST WE INVOKE THE RITE OF THE MASKS

NUBIANS GET OUT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My fellow egyptians.......... I think I am in love with Bastet.

I honestly don't know enough about ancient Egypt to pitch into this thread.

What is this Australia? Is it new lands to the Weast?

Fucking CopticArts ruined painting. They all look the same!

>Bastet
>Not Anubis
You're pathetic, go jump back in the Nile where you belong.

WOAH!

Not if he made with the stabbin' first!

>Fucking CopticArts
kek

I'm taken.

WHO RA HERE

can I get a quick rundown on this guy?

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Don't mind me. Just posting a superior God.

Ugh. Modern art.

Wave wave reeds stylus ibis dude with bowl stylus stylus hawk.

go back to /rom/

Serapisfags are the worst.

THE WORST.

You like this new character who was literally only created in the last century to appeal to as many people as possible. Serapis is the most casual of normalfag gods, he only has regurgitated stories taken from older inscriptions and all his own stuff is boring.

I bet the hebrew tribes are behind this, Lord Kek will smite them soon enough

Stylus wave stylus.

How will people look back at Sup Forums and Sup Forums in 3000 years?

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That's clearly Jupiter you casual.

>Not if he made with the stabbin' first!

If Ceasar wasn't rich and popular enough his fuckboy adopted son certainly wouldn't be. As far as the Senate cared, anyone but them was a Popular, and they were Optimates, and they had to kill them all.

Only Octavious had the autistic genius and cunning to beat the Senate down, put Rome back together and rule it peacefully.

You jealous because we have superior waifus? :^)

>romaboos
You have at least 7 boards dedicated to you shitty "culture", why do you insist on posting here?

DO NOT CEASE IN THESE PLEASURES
YIFFE

>actually following indie shit
Roman gods will never catch on, their gods are too confusing and their art all looks the same. You should only follow good old fashioned, home-grown, easy to follow Egyptian gods.

are you sure we can trust these guys? i know they came from the kingdom of the gods and they are helping us build those new tomb things but i heard theyve been doing alot of weird experiments to our women and mens buttholes.

how do we know they arent agents of the hebrew god here to kill us all?

Baka gaijin, Sup Forums is better desu. Just look at my waifu.

ONCE I CALLED YOU BROTHER

Fuck off back to Sup Forums with your racist ideas. The bigheads want to help us

Cute thread guys, why don't you try following the true god?

Surprise, surprise. past the Indus valley, they are men-lovers. Look at those male shoulders and lack of a bosom. That is a male idol

You need to an glyph o

On a scale of 1-10, how big of a hack is Gendhotep Tartacophagus?

Eye dancing man open hand owl owl open box

Seated man reed hippo vulture ankh snake

>gets killed by some kid wearing shorts and DANTE FROM DEVIL MAY CRY SERIES.

You Egypfags still washing the taste of Moses's dick out of your mouths?

I'm sick of tumblr racebebebding the Egyptians to be niggers in fanart

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>3dpigdisgusting

How can old world gods compete?

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Fuckin' casuals don't know Pharaoh's priests totally wrecked Moses.

Neither do I but I know enough about Rome to fake it.

Did you not see the part where Moses's snake ate the Priest's snake?

Seth did nothing wrong.
He's merely an instrument of chaos. Chaos is a neutral element, not evil. Seth is bae

Also, isn't he the father of Anubis?

That man is a serial rapist

>3,000 B.C.
>implying you have what it takes to play with the big boys

TOP THOTH

Man it must be really hot today because i walked past a group of girls today and just started sweating immediatly. I also asked them if they would love some honey and wine back at my place

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