How come Rogue's never touched the Blob?

How come Rogue's never touched the Blob?

He didn't pay enough.

kek

She did in X-Men Evolution, just not with any physical effect. Nor with the time she touched Juggernaut.

But Sabretooth, for some reason...

Clearly the Evo staff had some furries, but didn't have any fat fetishists or muscle fetishists. That would actually explain a few things, like certain ways Kurt was used.

That's a thing reserved for fanart.

I remember watching Wolverine and the X-Men on a DVD with audio commentary by Craig Kyle and Chris Yost and they were joking about Rogue touching Blob and Quicksilver at the same time and zooming around really fat.

>but didn't have any fat fetishists or muscle fetishists
At least not any that were into girls.

This just furthers my point, though, that they must have been furries. They loved Kurt a whole lot. I mean, Nightcrawler is a badass character, but some of the ways they used him made me wonder. He was really "cute."

I'm honestly surprised Claremont never did it in the comics seeing that he did it to Kitty, Karma, Emma, and Meggan. Plus all the other fetish fuel in his runs.

Would you want to touch that fat fuck?

You'd think Claremont have done the "Rogue touches something and transforms" shit to her more often, honestly. He did it a fair bit, but it's the easiest and more easily justified fetish shit you can go for in the X-Men, the possibilities are endless.

Can rouge steal this?

>female Kurt

w-wew

>It's a degenerate fetish thread
Have fun, I guess

In an annual she touched Mojo and got kinda bulbous, but in more of a body horror way.

They used to be pretty spectacular thanks to a bunch of artists always being around and taking requests, but they were driven off by new mods and the threads mostly died.

Claremont turned her into a furry once for a single page

Turned her into Nightcrawler in X-Men Forever

>Sabretooth
There's no character in Marvel with that name.

Shut the fuck up.

So what you're saying is the mods were doing there jobs and fag enablers packed up and left. Good.

homophobia is so not cool

Nightcrawler isn't furry tho. Or an animal. Just blue/alien-like.

You're not really wrong, but I'd argue that blatant fetish threads about Sup Forums characters were no more off-topic than the movie threads.

He's "fuzzy"

I don't understand the question.

Flurries don't care what it is, man.

He is furry though. The only place he's not are the movies.

He is literally covered with fur, at least in Evo.

He is in everywhere but the movies.

Has Rogue gotten the bone claws by touching Wolverine, or just his healing and senses?

Did absolutely no one care that he wears his underwear above his belt? What the fuck character design is this?

It was a teenager thng in the 2000s.

you do realize most of us were alive then and nobody does that

They made it look good. Not even blue.

>Sup Forums
>hating closeted homo shit

What is it like to hate every moment here on all boards.

Bone claws. That's been that way a long time. Hell early 90s I remember and probably earlier.

So was I. And I was the only boy in high school not doing it.

Kurt is for sexual

chubby Kurt is cute! CUTE!!

No, he's described as "fuzzy", which isn't the same as furry.

Typical furry in denial, moving goalposts

No. He's both. In the episode of Evolution where he jumps in the pool, Kitty complains about him getting fur everywhere in the pool.

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Beast is furry, Kurt is noticeably not. He just looks like a blue skinned human.

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It must be nice and simple going to an amish school huh

Is there an edit where he doesn't have the whore makeup?

The blue lips?
Man, unusually colored lipstick is hot!

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Alright, last one...

The boxers showing has always been stupid as hell

But Kurt literally refers to himself as a "fuzzy dude" in Evo.

The lipstick is too early 2000's scene girl for me to appreciate it.

Yes... and. He's furr and fuzzy. The two are not mutually exclusive.

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your loss i suppose

wanting to fuck Kurt does not make one a furry

>you do realize most of us were alive then

You clearly weren't if you think pants being worn so low that the boxers showed wasn't common as fuck then.

>Asking this question unaware of "that" kind of fan art.

Just Guess.

Underrated.

>Rule 63 Kurt
>Fat Kurt
>Muscle Kurt

My God, has one episode ever been fodder for so much fetish content before?

Isn't there an episode where Kurt ends up in a wedding dress too?

Isn't Blob's power actually unrelated to being fat? He just got fat on his own?

Nope. That was just in X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

Yes it does.

haha I wonder what it smells like? lol

Do you really want Dobson to write an episode?

>nobody does that
Quick question, mate: How sheltered are you, exactly?

He looks so damn cuddly, like a giant stuffed animal you could sleep on.

I acknowledge femKurt is sexy as hell, but muscle and fat Kurt deserve their share of art as well.

No it doesn't.

because she's a woman.
the ass is already fat.

Yes.

Seems like all the fetishes were applied to Kurt.

No you idiot. Sabretooths appearance is part of his mutation, Blob is just fat and his powers are unrelated.

If that were true, why did he lose all the weight on M-Day?

Inconsistent writing.

The people who worked on Evolution had some God Tier taste.

HE'S CANADIAN FOR FUCK'S SAKE

HE WOULD SPELL IT SABRE

Muscle Kurt is a disgusting aberration, only fat and fem Kurt are acceptable. Twinks should never be bara.

Probably Taco Bell.

It should just be a Kurt thread desu

Can it even be argued that Evolution Kurt isn't best Kurt?

Not gonna lie. That picture makes me want to see Rogue touch Blob for too long and get stuck with his powers like what happene with Ms. Marvel.

I actually think his marked skin in the movies is way better than the typical fur shit. Is that a controversial opinion?

Yes. Nobody else thinks that.

>Nobody else thinks that.

Why not?

Did she ever touch Apocalypse?

They really ought to go back to using dark blue body paint, the bright shit they use in all the new ones looks so cheap.

I like you.

Friendly Reminder, he was voiced by Light Yagami.

What about a combination of fem and fat Kurt?

>sagging was never a thing
How old are you?

I'll always default him to being Quatre. Fitting that Scott's VA was also Trowa/Mikami.

/fit/fem kurt

Though I also sometimes automatically associate Trowa's voice with Miroku.

Goddamn, those were the days.

>Brad Swaile and Kirby Morrow will never marry each other

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What about a combination of fat, fem, and trap Kurt?

What about kurt combined with everyone else?

What about Rogue becoming blue, fuzzy, and growing a tail after touching Kurt?

Does fanart of Kurt!Rogue exist?