Uncanny valley aside... Was it a good movie?

Uncanny valley aside... Was it a good movie?

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Fuck no.

Pros:
>Dem hips on the aliens
>OST was one of John Powell's best works
>Original plot and not another shitty princess story
>Promotes the nuclear family
Cons:
>Uncanny, ugly as shit faces (sometimes it's ok though)
>Characters were not very likable
>The plot although original could have been so much better if they hired competent writers

Why did Mars need moms, anyway? If it wasn't for a disturbing human/martian breeding program, they missed a huge opportunity for a bait-and-switch to traumatize a big pile of children.

Fuck nah

But that Martian booty is truly out of this world

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could've been better though, if only the animators actually followed the concept art and didn't put in that retardedly huge thigh gap like in

>Those hips
I'll make her a mom

>Original plot
ain't it based off a book?

she was the only good part of the movie

Under Cons, you forgot:
>led to a shitty partial rebranding of the John Carter movie, which was partly responsible for it bombing at the box office

>barely any porn of the alien

more like mars needs porn

animation may have been bad but at least this movie had:
A E S T H E T I C S

maybe I should watch this movie

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No. The movie is complete shit. It's ugly, poorly written, trite garbage. Even the fap fodder was aliens with dem hips and they aren't even worth fapping for. Also, a movie is called Mars Needs Moms and not even one MILF in it? The fuck's the point?

Image the scene in Bambi where his mom gets killed - and then make an entire movie about that.

Just endless nightmare fuel.

Wat? Details plz

>Gribble the comedic relief, tells the Milo he had his mother abducted by the martians 20 years prior to the film opening. He as a child stowed away in the abducto-rocket, and went to mars to save his mom. He failed, horribly. Too late to rescue her the young gribble was just in time to watch his mother burn to death with the knowledge that the martians chose her because Gribble was a good kid who did what his mother asked. He then grew up on the planet, unable to leave, a socially broken man , hiding in the garbage with the male martians, dreaming of the day he'd be able to see another human again.
immediately after telling of this horror story he immediately starts flailing about clumsily to run away when he sees one the aliens again.

movie had the building blocks to be deep, kinda mature sci-fi story but really falls flat.

Not that user

They dropped the "of Mars" from "John Carter of Mars" because they thought people would associate the movie with the stinking pile of shit that Mars needs Moms came to be. Apparently, also because someone pointed that people are supposedly repelled by anything with Mars in its title.

Mars Needs Moms was a box office bomb and a critical failure. Even though just watching this movie would make it apparent as to why this is, people at Disney didn't feel that way. To them, they interpreted this movie's failure as "Mars is bad. People don't like Mars. No Mars = No problems" So they dropped the "Of Mars" from the movie originally John Carter of Mars.

>drops "Mars" from the title
>yet the martian got 600 mil from the box office
Stupid bullshit, I've never even heard of John Carter before this movie was already years out, if it had Mars in the title i probably would've seen it knowing its a big budget sci fi.

I loved it. Took my nephew and younger cousin to watch it with some doubts because all of the fuss on the Internet, but it was awesome. I blame the marketing campaign, because apparently they spent like 1/4 of all the budget in it, and it was still awful.

Knowing Disney is going to reboot it in some years just adds insult to injury.

>drops "Mars" from the title
>yet the martian got 600 mil from the box office
Stupid bullshit, I've never even heard of John Carter before this movie was already years out i thought it was another shitty Disney fantasy movie like Alice In Wonderland. If it had Mars in the title i probably would've seen it knowing its a big budget off-world sci-fi.

The name John Carter means nothing to me so why would i want to see it? The marketing execs are retards.

Mo-cap was a mistake.

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It was pretty shitty anyway to be honest.

You'd think Disney of all companies would be smarter than that.

really? I thought it was fun
Much better than a lot of other franchises we have on the theaters nowadays

Because John Carter is a character by Edgar Rice Burroughs, the man who also wrote Tarzan, and is an icon of pop culture, having influenced other science-fiction/space opera products like Star Wars or Flash Gordon.

It's far from perfect, but is also far better than most franchise movies of these last few years. And it could have been even better.

Also, The Martian made that much because it had Maaatt Daaamooooon, a good marketing campaign and a completely different setting than John Carter. Fuckers should have gone with "John Carter of Mars" all the way.

>Even the fap fodder was aliens with dem hips and they aren't even worth fapping for
take that back faggot

And she was ruined by hooking up with a literal OBESE MANCHILD. Like dude I get Wish Fulfillment, but that's just gross. Not even anime does this with harem animes, at least the guys there are average looking and skinny instead of ugly and obese.

>living on scraps from garbage all his life
>morbidly obese
I get that he's the comic relief but but there's only one fat joke in the whole movie and him being fat doesn't make me like him more.

I totally fuck this martian.

Their species lays eggs, so that wouldn't happen.

Gonna have to agree, there's something in that ass gap there. It aint right.

Eggs gotta come from somewhere.

Is that a camel toe... in this kids movie?

maybe she'll let you jizz on her eggs.

>why would I know who one of the most iconic characters from one of the most famous and influential fantasy authors is?
Maybe disney assumed you werent a fucking pleb