The Superman

If you woke up with his powers, what would you do? Be honest

fuck with politicians I dislike

Bootstrap the world into a multi-planet polity. The very first thing would be to go to NASA and ISA and start ferrying things up into orbit for them.

Think up better shitposts

I would fly top speed into space and look at Earth. Then probably fly back to earth and fly around the planet and if i happen to see/hear someone in danger I'd help em out.

I would be Superman. But there are no publishers writing my life who have to remain relatively apolitical so

do good but do more practical things instead of waiting for accidents.

I could take out organised crime, like drug cartels and people trafficking
stop invasions
take out Isis. I could then apply pressure to certain governments to be more humane, like North Korea.

I would also take a no kill stance because if someone like superman existed people would be shit scared. It would also make me look good and encourage people to cooperate with me.

I would have to stop armies by taking away their vehicles weapons (if they went to war ill equipped and die that's their decision).

Finally have the strength to kms

Yeah. Maybe if I was bored, I would go full Miracleman on every world government.

I'd kill racism by killing all non-whites and muslims
inb4 Sup Forums
you asked for it.

>implying the racist wouldn't just change who is considered "white"

Mentally challenged fuckers with a need to have an enemy in the form of "the other" will never run out of targets, user. First it will be the Jews, then Mediterraneans, then they will turn on each other for the most superficial differences.

>implying Irish, Italians, and Spaniards are white.

if you want to go down that route you'll be better off declaring yourself Emperor and imposing a one world government.

same language, same clothes, same/no religion

Disarm the Norks and give all their arms to South Korea so they can easily take their country back, kill ISIS, take all the rapefugees back to their shit deserts, build the wall, disarm Africa, throw all known gang members/antifa/moronic Swedes into the sun, build the pipeline, then to finish off my afternoon of saving the world tell the President you're welcome.

First I would destroy a planet for the sake of it.
Then I would just take what I want when I want.

Fly as high as I can and look around, to start. After that, I guess try to do what I believe to be right.

Yes. Flying comes first.

I would unleash an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL and take over the world, become emperor, force people to build monuments in my (not existant) honor, capture a lot of girls to make them my personal sex slaves and make everyone worship me...
don't lie to me user, you would do the same.

I'd make my own life easier. Super speed my way to work and home, all the little things. You know, selfish things.

Be Injustice Superman but with no one to stop me.

Sounds like what Superman was doing at the beginning of Injustice. Then he just went mad.

jerk off

Super durability.

Exploit it for money.

to be honest, I would probably keep my cool until I encounter a peadophile ring and then just snap and start vapourising people.

I wouldn't want to be discovered because that would lead to everyone trying to figure out who I am, and my life would never be peaceful. I would probably just live my life normally, while secretly helping people whenever I can. Maybe find a way to get rick quick somehow to I can live in comfort.

SEE THIS SHIT?

THIS SHIT REPRESENTS EVERYTHING WRONG WITH TODAY'S SOCIETY AND IS THE ENTIRE REASON WHY 3RD WORLD SHITHOLES CANT GET OFF THE GROUND

I'M GOING TO GRAB THE ENTIRE FAMILY TREE OF ANYONE AND EVERYONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SHIT.

POLITICIANS TAKING MONEY SO THEY'D LOOK THE OTHER WAY? I HOPE YOU LIKE BEING THE LAST PERSON IN YOUR FAMILY TREE STILL ALIVE

THE BUSINESSMEN WHO FUCKS EVERYONE OVER JUST SO THEY COULD MAKE AN EXTRA BUCK? I HOPE YOU LIKE BEING THE LAST PERSON IN YOUR FAMILY TREE STILL ALIVE

EVERY SINGLE CONSTRUCTION WORKER WHO HELPED BUILT THIS THING? I HOPE YOU LIKE BEING THE LAST PERSON IN YOUR FAMILY TREE STILL ALIVE

THE SUPPLIERS OF THE MATERIALS NEEDED TO BUILD THIS THING THIS HIGH? I HOPE YOU LIKE BEING THE LAST PERSON IN YOUR FAMILY TREE STILL ALIVE

NO. FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR "IM JUST DOING MY JOB AND I HAVE A FAMILY TO FEED" EXCUSE. THIS SHIT IS WRONG

After that, I'd "highly suggest" everyone dropping their guns because this entire country is under my protection now.

And I mean EVERYONE

Punch anyone who says Goku would beat Superman in the face.

>get a job using my ability to fly around in space
>lead a mostly normal life otherwise

Read Secret Identity.

Freak out because I don't want the government/world governments to capture me and experiment on me

And he was doing just fine until Diana

Same here, man. My only fear would be people trying to conscript me. Even though they couldn't harm me they could still go after family and loved ones.

that's not an issue
you're fucking superman, kryptonite doesn't exist, and there are no wizards probably

They could still easily capture of loved one if they manage to figure out who he is. And while yes he could easily kill them. Not everyone wants to kill because the moment you do you're viewed as a monster and no one will trust you anymore.

If I got Superman powers what stops from other shit to start
I'll be the catalyst of a fucking huge shitstorm

I'll get blue spandex, trunks and a red cape

Save a kitty from falling of a tree and fight an alien overlord

>first thing would be to go to NASA and ISA and start ferrying things up into orbit for them
This guy gets it. The moon done will be ready in no time

I'd fly off to a wide open area that has no one around, lay down on the ground and jerk it to settle once and for all if Superman's jizz really does fly off with the explosive force of a rocket or a bullet.

Depends on what level of Superman we're talking about here

I can get a building dropped on me, I can get bombarded by missiles, nuked etc. I'm not saying it would be easy but it's not impossible.

Travel the world, fuck people. Remain mysterious. People can't find me or shit'll happen. I'll save people Anonymously. Maybe post on Sup Forums for shits and giggles, changing IPs like I change locations. Make people believe it's an elaborate hoax on there.

Super-read books to be super-smart.

At worst, I'd be known by the governments, but never killed. My family's safety, however, is paramount. But, if I remain hidden and never bleed, I can hide for their protection.

Super-hearing is going to be hard, though. I know the OP probably presumes that we'll control our Kryptonian abilities, but it'd still make me feel guilty. Hearing for cries of help, you'll hear so many voices and never be able to be everywhere at once. I'd try and make a policy for myself: no heroics unless they are in the area I'm occupying and not an outrageous distance.

When my family dies and their descendants live on, then I'll come out to the world officially, but remain vague of my background.

As for killing...? Try to avoid it at all cost. BUT. If it is unavoidable, I have to take that chance. By God I wish I wouldn't have to because taking a life is a powerful, powerful thing. A wholoe LIFE is worth so much and we take it for granted. Your life is full of things you'll have and no one else. The moment your first remember, the ones you may continue to remember...taking lives is a last resort. BUT, if for whatever reason I have to choose between the death of one who wishes to live versus one who is willing to murder, I will kill the one if it means saving another.

I doubt there'd be many (if any) instances where this could happen though. I'm strong and I'm fast; I can pull the knife you have against a girl's throat faster than you can say "I'll kill her, I swear!".

I'd also make routine attempts to freeze the arctic and antarctic with my breath, if possible.

The one thing that really worries me, though? How long I'll have to live such a lifestyle.

Be disappointed they aren't mind control powers.

Unless it's silver age bullshit and I have Super-hypnotism

Burn the White House to the ground. Burn the Saudi-Arabian royal family to the ground. Kill off everyone that's a part of the Big Oil lobby. Generally, just kill everyone that's a part of humanity's future extinction.

What's a few murders when you can save mankind?

That's what injustice sups said and look at him now.

Be disappointed I wasn't Kara.

Kill all liberals, socialists, and communists to keep them from destroying civilization

>what would you do? Be honest

injustice supes had batman as the thorn on his shiny red ass

Literally everyone on that planet was dealing with superman's supposedly very bad regime but batman kept fucking shit up and trying to overthrow him because of muh joker

just look at this shit. Do those people look like they're cowering in fear? The only one who still gives a shit about superman was batman

Probably not a whole lot different. Fly about a bit for fun, then just carry on with my life with the added confidence knowing you could kill literally everyone on the planet gives you.

I'd fly to the white house and dump Trump in Mexico. Fly to North Korea and kill tubby. Fly over to Russia and punt Putin to the moon. Kidnap Scarlet Johansson.

This is exactly what he means. People like you are the reason why humanity is doomed

I'd try and save everyone.

All this edge

People like you who want to turn all races into a single mud pit are just as bad

Become Superman. Save people, but also perhaps fix certain problems around the world, like African warlords and whatnot.

I want to be a hero.

I would be a fucking super'hero'

I'd do what I wanted, helping people when I wanted and who the fuck could stop me if I also decided 'fuck this guy he's corrupt as shit' and vaporise him?

But also paedophile rings and cartels and all that shit? Gone in weeks as I track that shit down and destroy it all.

I'd save people, help people. Stop the bad. I would specifically target assassins and pedophiles, the latter is because I got traumatized on Sup Forums after some user used a spoiler and hid CP. I would feel like I would need to stop that because children shouldn't go through stuff like that. I'd try to stop all crime, even if it took me the rest of my life.

Off to the Sun with you (and all like you)

Put them on 24/7 on every channel and tube site, naked

Prpbably try to go to space for a bit and sightsee.

Why do people think this is a thing?

If superman gets a cut, does his blood come gushing out like a geyser? It has to, right? I mean, his muscles are superhard and all that shit so it requires his equally hard heart to pump with the force of a thousand exploding suns, right?

Destroy North Korea

Ask all the morons that buy into Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex.

I'd take a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind

Destroy muslims and the middle east.

Go to the gym and turn on my xray vision

I would quite my current job. I would make a living by fishing for bluefin tuna with my bare hands. I would help out here and there but I would mostly keep to myself.

this. also try to help report crime that I hear. try not to just start killing assholes.

Could finally explore and get information on what's hiding down the depths of the ocean.

First, I would eat a mountain of churros.

LITERALLY fuck with politicians I dislike.

Imagine a world where all politicians everywhere had to live in fear that an unstoppable godlike being might swoop in and rape them without notice if they displease him.

So you'd be Superboy Prime?

That sounds like a good comic premise. A suicidal person accidentally gets Superman-level powers while attempting suicide. They still desperately want to die but now they literally can't, as far as anyone can tell, and now they have all this pressure on them from all sides to do things with their powers.

in all honestly i would probably rape all the girls ive orbited , murder/torture there boyfriends. rob a pizza delivery guy at eye-point. then maybe stop a doomsday device or some other capeshit.

Seems kind of shitty to collectively punish the families. What about the ones who weren't involved or who even actively tried to stop what their bad relative was doing, or fled them?

Seems like you should only target the people who actually did things.

I would fly. I would fly for probably like a day. I would visit places I'd always dreamed of visiting.

Go to the Southern tip of Africa, walk North destroying and killing anything I think is immoral.

user, that's bad. Superman wouldn't like that.

This man is a man of taste.

You'd serve the Emperor? Praise be to the Emperor for your glorious choice, brother.

become the symbol of peace and justice probably

I'd record and distribute a series of Late 90s/early 2000s Nu-Metal revival albums.

Anyone who expressed anything negative about them in any way would be instantly killed. I would force every nation and institution to adopt my songs as their anthems, jingles, etc.

The entire world would constantly have to endure my angry, edgy nu-metal forever.

I actually do want to help people so I'd try to be a superhero, but I think realistically I'd get tired of it after a while with everyone making demands on me, constantly criticizing me because I didn't do enough or didn't prioritize the way they think I should, or they think I helped in the wrong way, etc.

I'd like to think I could learn to put up with all that, but in reality I'd probably eventually just say "fuck it" and quit, or only help when I really felt like it.

I would probably kill some politicians I dislike and try to do everything right, keep people under control, be a god.

But then again I really want to fuck this girl Claudia...maybe one little rape wouldn't hurt...

It sounds like Uber might be your cup of tea. Also, if that was the case, surely Batman's armoured head would have been blown off by a geyser of super cheekblood whenever he slashed Supe's cheek that one time

I'd travel the world (and my state), and steal shit

>Be honest

I would go full Authority/Ozymandias and straighten out the world as the new god emperor.

Become the worlds greatest bodybuilder and fuck supermodels everyday.

The problem with killing the wrongdoers is that they dont learn their lessons. Not only that but it sets up a revenge plot for their kin. And if I kill those guys, it sets up another revenge plot for that kin's kins.

You dont understand.

I'm not saying it should. I'm saying its stupid to assume it should. Superman's tears doesnt jet out of his eyes like a fucking bullet so why would his jizz do?

>The problem with killing the wrongdoers is that they dont learn their lessons. Not only that but it sets up a revenge plot for their kin. And if I kill those guys, it sets up another revenge plot for that kin's kins.

But you'd be killing a lot of innocent people, people who might even also be fighting to solve the problem.

Maybe Superman is always keeping it under control, but during an orgasm he'd have a moment where he couldn't.

You do realize that you can train your muscles to cum harder right.
I can basically hit the opposite wall.

>Maybe Superman is always keeping it under control
Thats why I initially used heart and blood as my arguments. Because you cant control those

Thats the basic gist of my term as superman.
If I get pissed, really bad shit happens.
People purposely fucking other people over pisses me the fuck off.

>Thats why I initially used heart and blood as my arguments. Because you cant control those

Superman can.

Can Superman make a sword out of blood like my japanese animes?

I volunteer for a job at pushing a heavy lever in a power plant to generate free energy. But I demand a million for it so I don't have to do much else.

What is that?

Yes, using a combination of super speed and super breath.

If Superman chose he could release a mist of blood that would rip through anyone standing near him like a Claymore mine going off.

Leave.

A hotel being built right behind the national monument. That area behind is supposedly protected by law to specifically prevent incidents like this from happening but it did so I'll leave it to your imagination on why and who fucked up where

>I volunteer
>free energy
>But I demand a million
Wut?

A little rape never hurt anyone, user.

>Superman's tears doesnt jet out of his eyes like a fucking bullet so why would his jizz do?
Well we all know for a fact that when superman sneezed, he could blow planets out of orbit. Crying and bleeding isnt a good comparison.