I was looking at the comics coming out next week and saw this dumb shit

I was looking at the comics coming out next week and saw this dumb shit.

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So buy this instead.

The solicitation
>What if a fascist, autocratic President took over the United States? And what if that President lost California, the sixth largest economy on Earth, by nearly 2-to-1...a margin of almost 3 1/2 million votes? What if the day after that President took power, the largest mass demonstration in history occurred, and the state with the largest turnout was California. And then, the following week, two of the largest international airports in the world, California's LAX and SFO, were blockaded by protesters? What if California refused to be ruled? From the creators of YOUNG TERRORISTS, Matteo Pizzolo (GODKILLER) and Amancay Nahuelpan (CLANDESTINO), comes this tale of resisting oppression, punching Nazis, protecting each other, kicking ass, and demanding liberty for all.

I think this one really takes the cake for being ridiculous

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What's this about?

Down Syndrome main character super hero comic

Is this what liberals think things will go down?

I was almost going to read the new joe casey comic. I think I'll avoid that new universe

Par for the course in American politics.

In the Obama years people were hunkered down in their survivalist basements thinking the gays were coming to take their guns.
Now there's other people hunkered down in their safe spaces thinking the neo-Nazis are coming to take their HRT pills.

Do you think the authors realize that California literally cannot function without Federal funds?

I hope these fucknuggets realize not even Democrats will never ever let them secede because if they do they will never be able to make a difference without the 55 electoral votes and now more than ever they need unity. I don't even like Trump that much, but this whole comic reeks of impotent rage without seeing the bigger picture.

I wish a nigga would. The end result might make stuck-up liberal bitches in Californistan a little bit more sympathetic to the Confederate sympathizers they love to bash so much.

Not true. California takes in the least federal aide and there GDP makes them the 6th biggest economy.

Is this a sequel to Liberality For All?
>It is 2021, tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of 9/11. America is under oppression by ultra-liberal extremists who have surrendered governing authority to the United Nations. Hate speech legislation called the “Coulter Laws” have forced vocal conservatives underground. A group of bio-mechanically enhanced conservatives led by Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy, Oliver North, and a young man born on September 11, 2001, set out to thwart Ambassador Usama bin Laden's plans to nuke New York City.

Holy shit is this real lol

someone do a back to back storytime next wednesday

Where is publisher located at? I want to release my autistic rage allover their faces.

Liberals never see the bigger picture. Their too busy complaining about all the things they think they deserve without acknowledging that they have more freedom, safety and comfort here than almost anywhere else in the world.

Yep. It's actually funny/sad to look at the map. All the red states that like to champion "pulling yourself up by your bootstraps" or whatever are by far the most dependent on the government

wallethub.com/edu/states-most-least-dependent-on-the-federal-government/2700/

California takes in almost no federal aide but still pays out almost 34% of the welfare in the country. The idea that being hard on struggling people will improve the economy is obviously, demonstrably false. The biggest leeches on the economy are bloated rich assholes, and they have the gall to cast struggling families as greedy for using their food stamps to buy steak.

>What if not one bought this comic?

I actually like Calexit. Especially that Steve Jobs Gestapo guy. He's a great villain.

Funny how most of those states have large black demographics

Might be interesting if they go for the realistic route after they run out of food in less than a week and try to invade neighboring states.

Well i would love to read a book about an army of gays slaving people in America but Obama failed at delivering that too.

I think the problem is probably more complex than that user, for example the geography of the place can decide which states are richer and which arent.

No the funny part would be that only the major cities seceded because the larger part of northern California stays with the union because they actually voted Republican. So calicucks end up separated from most of their farmers and left with nothing but their hoards of spics and coffee shop socialists

They won't have to. The economies of their neighbouring states would collapse long before the Californians would have to invade their neighbours. They'd be begging to join the NCR.

Who will be Mr house in Nevada and Caesar in Arizona?

The bulk of California money comes from borrowing and they have a 400 billion debt. So this claim that they give more than they take is hilariously false. The bulk of their tax revenue comes from Silicon valley and hollywood, and trust me, those wouldn't be there if California left the union

Should be good for some laughs.

California has to steal water from other states, odds are they would be better off without commifornia

Her robot leg looks really thin

Do you have any idea how fucking poor the desert states are?

california gives more money to the federal government than it receives.

The more retarded thing here though is that the left in this state really thinks it can push a revolution when they ban guns, keep the populace disarmed, but the part of the population that is armed and happily owns guns would not be liberal, and there are a LOT more gun-owning conservatives than there are unarmed liberals.

Califag here, the state government takes most of that for slush funds and a broken pensions system. There isn't even any money to fix the roads after all that.

I really want to know how they're going to handle the firearms issue, seeing as a rifle that isn't completely cucked is illegal is California.

I know all the communities up in the Sierra Madres are Ron Paul people.

>Ask me about my feminist agenda
they're going all out

socal gets water from colorado, however only the extreme southern portion (san diego, riverside county, imperial county) most of the water comes from the sacramento river.

Where I live, I get my water from groundwater and silverwood lake, which is a reservoir of the california aqueduct. Which is sacramento river water.

San faggotcisco gets delta water and reservoir water from the snow melt.

What remains of the Conservative working class is sitting on a massive stockpile of "illegal" firearms. They usually just proxy buy in Nevada.

variant cover

there's money for the roads, they just don't want to spend it, unless it's up near sacramento and san francisco.

Fallout did it better

There are guns, seeIt's just that it's the Trump people who have them.

>literal antifa propaganda
>no bike locks

That's a fucking awful cover

>san francisco.
And even then, basically only the 101 and 280 get any attention

California has Hollywood and Silicon Valley keeping it afloat. If they seceded, both industries would either die or more likely move elsewhere. California could not last as it's own country.

I'm just gonna ask is this scenario even slightly possible or is it just liberal fantasy genuinely curious

I'm still waiting for a liberal to define fascism, because they still don't know what it means.

>antifa
>having guns

Holy retarded projection batman. The amount of legal firearms in the us is almost up to the entire state population. So yeah, the day libs decide to have a "revolution" is the day they have over 200 million guns pointed at them with flea. I honestly want you fags to revolt, means we'll never have to deal with your cancer again when the dust settles

Liberal fantasy, just like single payer. California just tried to pass single payer, but they don't have the budget for it so it died before anyone knew anything about it.

He's a big bear.

Penn would be Mr house and Teller would be Caesar

That fag is in jail now, justice prevails

>liberty for all

Except the third of us who didn't vote against him.
Fuck those guys.

It's almost like theyre going to use sixty six percent of opinion as a legitimisation, giving them a democratic mandate of some kind to act on behalf of their people.
which is unfortunate because that'd mean the core philosophy of the comic isn't standing against tyranny, but only supporting the democratic process if you win, which is a little less heroic sounding as message.

I'd like to think the comic be smart enough to show the small and grand tyrannies and evils the protesters AND the dictator-president will enact, but I suspect it's just going to be more black and white than an old superman comic with the heroes punching nazis for freedom and the president unleashing his trumpling minion beasts on those darn dogooders.

>GODKILLER

Is that his xbox gamertag or some shit. Edgy as fuck

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The only parts of California that want to secede are the Bay area and LA

Now this is literature

Not to mention that most of the agricultural regions would never go along with it. So California would also lose its world class agricultural production

California is hells shit bucket at best.
They keep asking for loans because they keep "spending money for colleges" but in reality most of it goes to politicians.
Most of the tax money goes to either rich people like Jerry Brown and welfare i.e. majority of minorities. It's bad enough that it's a "sanctuary state"
which brings in more people to be supported by the gov't and/or gangbangers from mexico. Illegal Mexicans are a bunch of assholes because they
always talk about how "great their country is compared to America" and complain when an American doesn't speak spanish. If Mexico is so great then
why bother not fixing it and running away to a better country? The dumb assholes waste so much water too that they keep having droughts and cry to
Nevada and Colorado to lend them some water. Everything in California is expansive too, why the fuck do I have to
pay nearly $10.00 or $15.00 for a fucking fast especially $28.00 for 4 people? I also hate how Commiefornias (mind you the ones who hate America)
claim to be the savior of everything when they absolutely do diddly jack shit. They can't even change a light bulb without complaining it's color and making
youtube videos about how not plus size it is. If I ever win in a fucking holy grail war I will send every person on the planet who thinks like a Commiefornian to a isolated
island with no technology or outside help and broadcast it around the world so that we can all watch them die off from stupidity and pride. I voted for Trump to piss of these
enabled mentally disabled faggot.

TL;DR fuck Commiefornias

>scourse: Californian who wants to move out

61.7% of 2016's voters. Which means only 22% of the population of the state voted for her.

No it's the name of his series honestly I half watched his movie a couple years back but I don't really rember anything about it
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godkiller_(series)

>As if Pence would have that big a bulge

>Black guy and white women making out for some reason

Well it wouldn't be a far left book without it I suppose

>Even edgier, it's a fucking movie

if CA is so rich how come they don't fix their structural problems right up until a catastrophic failure could occur?

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oroville_Dam_crisis

>I think you need to read my post again.
The ratio of unregistered to registered firearms is like 2:1. I'm not saying that's bad, this wouldn't be a problem in any stare that respects the Constitution.

>And what if that President lost California, the sixth largest economy on Earth

California's economy would collapse over night is what would happen.

He uses shock therapy on that.

>sixth largest economy on Earth

Real shit?

I just realized the people on the blockade look exactly like ISIS members.

Was it intentional?

Someone already did this and they had the decency to be a talented writer too.

Probably, people are stupid like that, if a conservative or liberal hates it then it must be good for the other side.

No because liberals will always side with fascists when real shit goes down

>punching Nazis
People who have differring opinions aren't nazis

but what if they hurt my feelings?

>The next day the entire state dies of dehydration.

When you president can get shit blocked by "Literally Who" the Hawaiian judge you're nowhere near fascism. I know the Cheeto Man says things you don't like but It's getting really annoying seeing you Americans larping that you're being oppressed

This is what happens when you write from a liberal bubble in Los Angeles or San Francisco. If California seceded, there would be a civil war, since a sizable portion of california doesnt vote democrat

>The dumb assholes waste so much water too that they keep having droughts and cry to Nevada and Colorado to lend them some water

To be fair, the primary consumer of water in California is agriculture, which contributes a large amount of produce to the rest of the country.

4BooBoo

A little too on the nose. I don't like Trump either, but this sounds like something made up by a whiny teenager

But the rest of the country has other options and trade agreements with other countries. So California now has no water or agriculture.

And even the areas that vote Democrat wouldn't do it, since they generally hate LA/Bay Area. For example, the Central Coast hates everyone to the north and south of them

As someone from a flyover state it always baffles me how California seems to think its the only state that matters and deserves to vote or something. The electoral college exists precisely so places like my state don't have to just roll over and take it up the ass.

These people are just so goddamn whiny.

It's like they never mentally grew up from being shitheel teenagers. Just ship the off to the PRC and see first hand how an actual authoritarian shithole operates.

Try to start a riot and hit someone with a bikelock and your entire family disappears.

>The electoral college exists precisely so places like my state don't have to just roll over and take it up the ass.
They think you should take it up the ass

>Black clothing
>Mouth obscuring cloth
>Probably make communist styled propaganda posters too
That is a terrible way to make people see you as a freedom fighter. Don't dress like a gangster or a terrorist, dress as a good citizen, someone being hurt by the corrupt government. This is common fucking sense, jesus christ

Hell no it's not possible. Texas secession is more possible than Caliexit, if we're being real here. But neither will happen.

And I think they should have water but we can't all get what we want.

>Hating on black clothing with concealed masks
It's called "aesthetic" my good bitch

Wouldn't a fascist autocrat just invade and re-annex because who's gonna stop him hes a fucking dictator

Partisans all across the partisan axis engage in delusions and fanatic bias, sure, but liberals of late seem to take them to a whole new level. It's as if their brains existed trapped within a pocket dimension all of its own.

Yes.

And given how many of the other states hate California, they'd probably just jump at the chance to murder them.

>there are liberals who actually believe they can take over a state and put up a fight against armed conservatives and the National Guard