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>Australia

I really would have guessed this was California from the headline

Why don't the cops just shoot the joker?

...God, this timeline sucks.

Was it the cumbum people?

Tell me I'm not the only one who remembers that.

What a way to go

and i thought batman would not use guns.

Dammit.

Even cops knows Harley/Joker is a shit-tier ship
lmao

>why don't they just shoot the Joker
And they are still alive

and you know it was the suicide squad versions


why can't MCU cosplayers get shot while boning?

Are you fuckin' kidding me?!

>Boning

Nobody in the MCU could be mistaken for trashy drug addicts
At least, not the ones who people would cosplay.

>batman screeches

Gee, iamgine what their family members must be feeling.

"So my son...was fucking a clown girl?"
"Yes, ma'am. As the Joker. A clown."
"..."
"Ms.? Are you okay?"
"...Y-yes...it's just...it's just..."
"Yes?"
"...Were there any scars?"
"...Well, I mean, there were wounds from the bullet, so..."
"How'd he get them."
"What?"
"How'd he get the scars."
"You wanna know how he got those scars?"
"..."
"..."
"Get it?"
"...Heh."
"Heh heh."
"HEE HEE HEE"

nah they were Canadian or at least Joker was

Did they die? Headlines usually say "killed" in cases like these

If they survived those cops are in big trouble

JOKER PULLS BONER OF THE YEAR

Guess they wanted to ruin date night.

But why tho?

you are going all out, uh?

PUT THE WEAPON DOWN

>be Australian
>get shot

>CHORTLE AT JOKER'S BONER

MOM

See GCPD it's not that hard

IT WAS ME, BATMAN!!! I SHOT THE JOKER!!!

...

...

This better be real

>If they survived those cops are in big trouble

If they died the cops have nothing to worry about though

I love you user.

>Suicide Squad version
well gee

10/10 i keked

link to the article

Still better than Ivy/Harley.

perfect

Black Widow could be confused with a crack whore.

The cops are just disappointed they didn't come up with the idea first.

Does anyone know if they shot at anyone else in attendance? Because that'd be one bloody party.

These?

I remember the pokemon and mario coplay.

...

Underrated.

why'd they shoot tho

...

I guess the Australian police is better than Gotham's.

>this was two years ago
Good god, how has so much time passed?

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fucking this

>fade to black
>comic ends

You had ONE job.
What did I pay you for?!

Dick Johnston actually put this in his article.
I hope he gets into shit for it because it was funny when he caught heat for reposting that Sup Forums comment about the kid with leukemia being able to beat it as Spider-Man beats Dock Ock, in the middle of the Superior Spider-Man story.

>tfw when not living in a world where might makes right and killing is the end all be all

Under-rated post here.

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BATMAN'S GONNA FREAK

>Police said they received multiple reports that a man was armed with a gun in an upstairs room at Inflation nightclub before 3am on Saturday.
>Dale and Zita Sukys were at the club for the Saints and Sinners swingers event, which Inflation claims it has held for 20 years without incident.
>Officers shot the man and hit him in the torso after he allegedly pulled out a gun. He was also later tasered.
>‘Police called on the male, the male took the firearm from his pants and aimed it at police,’
>Zita, dressed as Harley Quinn, also suffered a gunshot wound to the leg and was taken to hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.
>Dale remains in a serious condition, but his injuries are also non-life-threatening.

Today's my birthday :)

This is hilarious.

happy birthday user

THIS IS FOR BARBARA

>pulls a gun on the police
>is shot, hit, and then tasered

Top work, I applaud those police.

>inflation nightclub

It gets progressively more expensive for rooms and drinks

What the fuck?

He probably thought they were more costumed deviants

I had sex with a girl as Suicide Squad Joker and Harley Quinn but at least I had the decency to be at a con

they're probably fine, if they were killed there would be harsher words, slain

Swingers are the worst types of weirdos. No surprise they were the shit veersions of jokerharl. To bad they didnt die.

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Their original Joker/Harley scene with "cumbum" was 2013.

>Swingers are the worst types of weirdos
Can confirm. People who have a more open relationship in general tend to be some weird fucking people.

I still have a serious bull fetish though.