So is Cat and Sable gonna be rated-R?

So is Cat and Sable gonna be rated-R?

God, I hope so

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Even if they are, they won't have tits like that?

>R-rated
Oh yes, bare nipples of Black Cat and Silver Sable.
>Current climate of Hollywood casting
Never mind, one of them will be a nigger or even both of them.

Nah. Anyway Cara Nicole up above is hot and nice but her husband ugly.

Like that fit powergirl too.

>I care about Silver Sable so much that I will actually react angrily if Sony DARES cast a black actress

Yeah, no, I think you're just a faggot.

She's from the Balkans user. She better be damn white.

Yes, it will, and Silver Sable will make out with a horned and horny demon.

Context?

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She was getting the demon to drop it's guard so she, along with Cage and Terror, Inc, could kill it.

I know you're physically incapable of seeing female heroes as anything other than strippers with occasional dialogue in the way, but can't you be satisfied on R34 and cosplay porn? Leave the other stuff to people who actually like the characters.

I've never liked Silver Sable for some reason. Characters from fictional eastern Europe always seemed lame to me. Dr. Doom being a rare exception.

And of course you can't have the Black Cat and Peter dynamic at all.

Ew

>Liking tits the character for reasons beyond tits

you can quit pretending to be a fan yourself

There's a saying that goes "the straw that broke the camel's back". Maybe you're too young to have heard of it.

Its not canon and one of Sony's pet projects so my faith in it isnt very high

The whole Sony's Spider-man-less cinematic universe is supposed to be R-rated

And one or both of them are going to be black

Just because you had never heard of Silver Sable before this movie announcement doesn't mean everyone else here is the same

Do you think they brought her back from the dead just to remind the newer fans that she exists? It's been five years since she died. Thats right when Avengers came out.

>One of the most redeeming traits about black women is that they can have absolutely god-tier bodies with huge tits and asses that only the top 1% of white women can hope to match
>Constantly cast flat and frumpy looking mulatto's
This meme needs to die

>Have a series that runs for 35 issues in early 1990s.
>Spider-Girl, She-Hulk, Carol Danvers, Jessica Drew and Dazzler are only Marvel heroines to get a longer running book.
>By 2017 no-one remembers you, and wonders why you're getting a movie.

I really hope they don't go the "acting over appearance" route.

It's a fucking superhero flick, just hire some white bombshell bimbos who can spout bullshit lines and then have them get nude and railed by Tom Hardy for a few minutes

>It's a fucking superhero flick, just hire some white bombshell bimbos who can spout bullshit lines and then have them get nude and railed by Tom Hardy for a few minutes

Bane? Why does he wear the mask?

why the hell would they give her only one black tit?

Bullshit, the tiddies are often pancake monstrosities

And if you're like me, a black woman cannot have attractive facial features

I'm sorry

But she can't in my opinion

I've seen tons of black chicks with god tier tits, hell, even at the DMV there was this one thin black girl with these big ol' titties under a tight sweater, WEW LAD.

Faces are more of a subjective thing though so I'll give you that.

are they gonna go for bad luck, cybernetics, or both?

this is the same thing as homecoming suit. fucking lol. i had forgotten about this completely.

so did most writers other than the claws, but they never formally got retconned out

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'the hardy chuckle' sounds like a sex act

plenty of black chicks have 'white' facial features due to hundreds of years of racemixing so it doesn't really hold water

They'll never go with that costume, user.

is that man being cucked?

Sony put Doom inside a suit made of melted trash bags. You can not predict what they will do next.

So is it true Kevin Smith of all people wrote the best Spidey/Cat interaction ever?

She's just going to have Sable's costume but black

she's not going to smuggle Canadian milk, OP

>how dare you erase the racial identity of these characters
>how dare you get mad at the erasure of the racial identity of these characters

pick one.

I know there's supposed to be no girls on the internet, but I just found a massively jealous bitch.

wat do?

>god-tier bodies

eh...maybe 15% of them have the bods, but most black women have potato face, even the physically good ones.

because it would be very painful without it.

no idea, but Jim Butcher had some nice Spidey/Cat in his spiderman book.

Black cat is sexier when she shows less skin because her shiny latex suit.

Jim Butcher wrote a Spiderman book?

Shame Pam Anderson is well past her prime

I liked Spidey/Cat issue that Yost wrote

Tessa is best Black Cat

Shame he only wrote two issues then never finished his book

Fucking Mark Millar had some good moments too surprisingly

Thats not the first time Felicia had to clean white goo off her back

>pierced navel

Ruined

>setting a challenge you can't win.

She certainly has the breasts for it

>not posting this

so uh, full version where

>When you look for some comparable Silver Sable cosplay and there isn't any.

why would anyone do a cosplay of that Galactus guy's sidekick?

If you still think this Silver & Black fiasco is actually happening, you're pretty gullible. It's as real as Fox's Gambit movie. It exists on paper to give the impression that the studio isn't floundering.

That was Fox, not to say that Sony is a competent studio either.

I think it's on Pornhub.

It's pretty much just softcore stuff, I don't even think she masturbates or anything in it.

she gets her tits out at the very least right

She strips completely naked in a bunch of videos on that site

yes
a few issues later he went full retard and declared that her becoming black cat had nothing to do with idolizing her father and everything to do with getting raped once by some jock in college

bit of a mixed bag

Shame he didn't keep up that tempo. Would have been a fun book

Good ol Hoverhand Parker

Can't even be bothered to cop a feel every now and again

I NEED TO BURY MY FACE IN A BUSTY THIEF'S SWEATY SKINTIGHT OUTFIT

I NEED IT TO LIVE

yeah but he wrote spider-man as a carbon copy of how he writes dresden, personality-wise

yeah. possibly the most grating part is you can tell from the tone and his comments in the back pages that he thought he was doing some great service to women, raising awareness and supporting rape survivors by doing that

>medium sized, non-fake perky tits

I would still be happy with just that.

It was great until the comic became EVERYBODY WAS RAPED the comic. Smith's a great writer but he tends to forget who he's writing and just lumps some weird sexual habits on the characters.

He can go back to Green Arrow but he needs to stay the fuck away from Batman.

this is some good shit

yeah, it has some great moments

Yes, but then he kind of ruined the series by the way he retconned Black Cat's origin.

Ironically, he was still a better Black Cat writer than every writer who wrote the character after OMD.

I swear to God, if they make Silver Sable black, and portray Symkaria as a multi-cultural country, I'll FLIP THE FUCK OUT. And by that I mean rage on the internet and call them niggers on Sup Forums.

It's going to be Sienna Miller "oh we'll just put some shitty padding there so she's not completely flat" shit all over again from Rise of Cobra.

its tragic how OMD shot Felicia in the foot right when she was starting to pick up steam again as a character. Heroes for Hire, Evil That Men Do, first half of Marvel Knights: Spider-Man, Claws, Marvel Divas,

they all came out within a few years of each other and, rape notwithstanding, her brand was going places. she'd both reclaimed her place in spidey's supporting cast and expanded her position in the marvel universe outside of him.

What has she gotten since then? a blip here in Spider-Man presents: Black Cat, a blip there in a single issue of Spider-Man & Human Torch which was set in the past anyway, and bam. Slott drags her through the mud twice then reverts her back to a criminal just to tick off another notch on his 'things I arbitrarily changed about Spider-Man' scoreboard so he can jerk himself off while muttering 'spider-man will never be the same again' under his breath

That costume was just the worst

honestly I agree. I just love the shot of Wolverine drinking Duff

>Bullshit, the tiddies are often pancake monstrosities
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_ironing

i have faith it wont ever get made.

this tbqhfamm

Oh great, another one who thinks sex and sexy belong in porn.

also hollywood doesn't have many actresses with large breasts for some reason

I hope Sable's tactless methods of getting someone's attention make it in. there's something charming about it.

I suspect Baywatch has something to do with it. too much bosom heaving during an action or chase scene, or even a light jog, bam. the tone is ruined and all the media outlets make fun of your movie, killing your chances at winning an academy award for anything.

They'll just make her politically correct, like Tulip

I doubt a fucking baywatch film was going or trying to be a respected film or win an academy award
TV doesn't have a problem with big honkers, but Hollywood seems to, which is weird

I mean they don't want people to see their movie and compare it to baywatch just because of one scene

>tessa
>medium sized

porn has really fucked you brain up senpai she is in the top 5% in cup size

Wrong Tessa normie. Tessa Fowler. Learn your tit monsters or go away

I was talking about Tessa only a Velbafag would thing Tessa was anywhere close to medium

He put his dick in her.

That actually sounds really funny. Maybe I'll give it a read even though it's apparently so bad that Butcher doesn't even acknowledge ever writing a Spider-Man book

is that cosplayer doing porn?
please say yes so

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>Rated-R

Well Venom is so maybe Sony will make this one too.

>What has she gotten since then?

It's quite telling that Kate Leth of all people has written the best Black Cat story since then.

Will Silver Sable and Sandman ever work together again?

Why cop a feel from a two bit slut when he has a faithful supermodel at home?

Not even in her dreams.