why did Spongebob never have a gf?
Why did Spongebob never have a gf?
Ryder Gray
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Jose Martin
Why didn't you?
Jordan Nelson
That was uncalled for
Hudson Price
ouch
Angel Reyes
he's only 12 years old
Jayden Perry
lil nigga gay
Camden Roberts
where all the sponge women at?
Lincoln Morris
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Jason Gomez
Sponges reproduce asexually.
Ian Martin
Sandy was meant to be his girlfriend but they ditched the idea
Camden Morales
The sex between a whale and shapeshifting sponge must be fucking wild.
Parker Hernandez
He's a manchild in the most literal sense of the word.
Kayden Jenkins
He had both a male and a female parent. Explain that.
Sebastian Ross
>people that are unable to birth children aren't allowed to get married
Julian Roberts
He's a eunuch?
Henry Hughes
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Xavier Wood
Just because he was raised by two people doesn't mean the both of them were responsible for making him.
Joshua Reyes
RIP thread
Isaiah Mitchell
That's animal cruelty.
Isaac Mitchell
Cause she's a dirty furry.
Carter Green
Genocides are against UN Laws
Nicholas Martinez
Lmao
Joseph Wilson
but he got married to Sandy in one episode
Brody Cook
did you have to say it
Aaron Rivera
as part of a play
Benjamin Sullivan
First post is... worst post, actually.
James Lopez
So I can identify with him
Liam Martin
He's 31
Alexander Foster
The female can reproduce with a male but if there is no male around part of the female sponge can change sex so it can impregnate itself
Jayden Phillips
>he's that small
Huh, kind of puts it into perspective.
Julian Powell
Spongebob is literally an asexual creature. He releases his spores and then some random sponge he doesn't know gets impregnated. He's probably not even the child of his parents.
OK, you guys can go back to reacting to first post.
Joshua Allen
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Jonathan Ward
Because Patrick is his bf.
Adam Turner
Not to mention this scene from Truth or Square
Austin Watson
He's obviously gay for Squidward, though.
Jack Hill
Not quite, they do sexual too.
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Camden Smith
it depends on the episode
Cameron Ross
that's crude
John Mitchell
He's """"""""""asexual""""""""""
Asher Anderson
Immediate thread derailment.
Kek to the max
David Howard
BTFO
include me in the screencap
hello r/Sup Forums
Luis Richardson
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Justin Sanchez
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Gabriel Young
>hair
>yellow
lol
Asher Bell
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Noah Gonzalez
They don't reproduce only asexually, they reproduce sexually as well, and more-so sexually.
What you're looking for is hermaphrodite.
Although, there are some sponge species that are either male or female, so it's not that far-fetched.
I mean, if amoebas can reproduce sexually, but simply just aren't doing it anymore, sponges really have no problem with that.
Jack Turner
overrated post
Jayden Brooks
RUDE