Wow, Victor Von Doom looks like THAT?

More like Daddy Von Doom, right Sup Forums?

I want him to burn his face again. I think it would be funny.

i thought it was supposed to be a big meme how no one ever saw his face and it was ambiguous whether it was really awful or what

Doom had his face fixed few times. His real ugly face was shown in secret wars 2015.

All kidding aside, Doom's pretty hot.

How big is his doomish dick?

There are two versions:

1) It's a humongous 12"x10" dick because he's DOOM.

2) It's average, and that's one of the reasons why he never dates any women and always overcompensates.

The latter is more likely tbqh. Get a scar on the cheek? MUST HIDE MY FACE FOREVER! Find out your dick ain't that big? DOOM'S DICK IS TOO GOOD FOR THESE HEATHEN FEMALES!

it was better when it was just a tiny scar

>doom is peter parker all along

Yeah, but...ya think he puts armor on his dick?

Only a tiny scar then he puts on the burning mask on to burn it all up.

It was burnt the whole time by his own fault.

Like a chastity belt?

>to taste DOOM's dick you need to be commited

TBQH, I can see him sitting in the dark, masturbating to pornstars that resemble his mother and murmuring "stupid Richards with his dick-lengthening powers, Doom's dick is natural, not some freak of nature".

He's got problems. I mean, the only women he ever slept with where a mind-wiped Wanda and Morgan Le Fay. One lived in the past and so couldn't really compare dick lengths, and the other probably only ever tasted Pietro's cock, not to mention the memory thing. And they both looked a whole lot like his mummy.

Honestly, if I had all the resources he did, I think I would too.

You have execellent taste, then. Glory to Doom's dick of doom.

DOOM has access to super-science, Pym particles, magic powers, genetic engineering, and on more than one occasion god-like reality-warping abilities.

It's not small ... if it ever was.

How the fuck is he this dumb?

But whom are worthy of his doom dick?

There's a whole long list I'm not 100% on ...

Sue Storm, uh ... Storm, Scarlet Witch, Emma Frost, Chick Loki ...
(I guess DOOM likes the chicks with dicks)

But the question is, what criteria makes a woman worthy of being DOOMED?

>But the question is, what criteria makes a woman worthy of being DOOMED?

Looking like his dead mom. Can't blame him though, she's hot.

He is insane.

No Reed, face fixed, won in secret wars. That really clears your mind desu.

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Jesus. Who gave Swamp Thing Doom's clothes?!

I always liked the version were the scar was minimal and Doom hid it for Doom reasons of felling that his pride was hurt from the incident more than anything else

That version only existed in brynes work,even then he lets monks burn it up more.

Shown here.

Himself.

One gag was his face was stan lees.

I remember exclamation points used to be used a lot then the 21 century came.

She was REEDED.

How does a person even survive that?

I mean, red-hot metal pressed against your face... isn't that pretty much guaranteed brain damage?

>the only women he ever slept with where a mind-wiped Wanda and Morgan Le Fay

You honestly think Latveria is not covered by Ius Primae Noctis?
"There, young one. Do not fear. The darkness is a cloak for us both. It covers your innocent nakedness, and Doom's ruined face. Soon you will learn it is the only part of me that was ruined."
"...Oh, my lord..."

I think he's basically scared of people. What better way to forever bar yourself from them?

>Doom is literally autistic

...Could be. Could be.

>You honestly think Latveria is not covered by Ius Primae Noctis?
DOOM is also the best at raping his subjects it seems.

I remember a story with the Shroud being about Ius primaenoctis in Latveria

>You honestly think Latveria is not covered by Ius Primae Noctis?

No, he just takes them to dinner and shows them his castle.

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